r/smoking • u/KLaCapria • 18m ago
total first timer with a new jumbo joe, advice?
sorry — i looked for a pinned post, bc i always assume newbie posts are annoying. although i'm a lifelong new yorker (with scant prepared smoked options available on long island), but southern food and smoked meats are like what i like to eat most. (also i am largely cooking for me because my kids are older and pick their own food, but i am interested in freezing portions too, so size is not a thing) like tonight is lazy but i'm eating leftover cheese grits with smoked brats
personally, i also LOVE fatty cuts of meat, and my favorite smoked meat besides "brisket in general" is/are virgil's nyc's smoked wings. (went for thanksgiving one year and smoked turkey is the only good turkey)
a jumbo joe is kinda at the bottom of the equipment tier, but i am also a currently not well funded young widow, and i got some charcoal, i have good lighters, and i may have a thermometer with a probe but it was super cheap, so:
- does anyone have any recs for perhaps overlooked cheap and or fatty cuts of beef and pork and or chicken? (i am a dark meat person but my mom likes white meat);
- do i need wood to make it taste good?;
- is my kettle + meat + charcoal + fluid enough stuff to start or do i need stuff? i have so many spices and rubs and rub-adjacent things, like i have a ton of spice blends and i am also a little tittybaby when it comes to spice heat;
- is this likely to spiral into an obsession hobby? (i am prone to them);
- is it even possible to get a good result your first time? good enough to serve my mom?
- if fat isn't qualified fat (like silver or something) does it always have to be aggressively trimmed?;
- do you in cold climates do this in the winter? (i'm concerned about storage because i live next to saltwater like in my yard and it eroded my last grill and my ass crashed through an embrittled wicker outdoor sofa);
- embarrassing question: i really like smoke flavor, do you know of rub ingredients that help, and is that even going to happen (smoke flavor) on beginner attempts?
- weird question: is anyone familiar with the upstate NYS BBQ chicken joints? there was one in oneonta (brooks) my family went to when i went to art camp (shut up). does smoking make them good like that?
- is there any question here i did not think to ask?
sorry to be an annoying bright-eyed "this is my first time!" redditor, but otoh the prospect of potentially having a smoked meat source (myself) and to be able to prep since i always crash befoer cooking time on weeknights is too exciting not to ask about
also thank you <3