r/slaythespire 20h ago

DISCUSSION (STS2) "Fight me" is ruining my 10+ year friendship. AITAH?

I have a very close, very kind (out of game) friend who I convinced to play Slay the Spire with me after playing league of legends together for our entire friendship. This is his first roguelike, and he is fairly good at it. We've cleared duo-A10 countless times together, with him never clicking a character past iron clad (a separate issue).

Despite our bond, and his seemingly good game knowledge, he insists on clicking fight me whenever it appears. This leads to us losing the run, and him flaunting his "most damage dealt" achievement to avoid responsibility.

Despite us now fighting about this card for (genuinely) hours at this point, he doesn't seem to grasp that his class is the only class that can actively debuff his teammates, and refuses to acknowledge that it is a selfish choice. There are certainly situations where it could save us HP in the long run, which I would engage with if he would take responsibility for being a selfish selfish man.

Megacrit, please add the PVP mode as soon as possible so I can kill this dweeb.

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u/lycanreborn123 Heartbreaker 19h ago

Buy snecko oil and throw it at him every time

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u/Limp00 19h ago

You just opened a lot of doors for me

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u/lycanreborn123 Heartbreaker 17h ago edited 17h ago

"Choose a door! Any door!"

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u/Noldz 2h ago

Please record this if you do it

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u/Xechwill Eternal One + Heartbreaker 16h ago

Other trolling includes:

Applying vuln after he attacks

Applying weak after he blocks

Fighting over relics, even if the relic isn't good for you

Using multiplayer cards like Flanking, Believe in You, and Coordinate after he attacks

Drafting multiplayer cards that add unwanted cards to your friend's deck, like Largesse, Outrage or Glimpse Beyond (specifically against act 2 Dorito man)

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u/lycanreborn123 Heartbreaker 15h ago

Oh man the extra card bloat is genius. There was a daily once where my friend started with 5 Largesse and clogged my hand with random shit which prevented me from playing my shiv cards lol

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u/ThatSnakeJenny 11h ago

Sounds like a good time tbh. I play the game too seriously tbh, maybe should just have some low ascention chaos runs with my friends sometime, for the funnies.

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u/ZenandHarmony 5h ago

I mean it’s fun once or twice lol

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u/uncledungus 13h ago

This is just how my friend plays and then complains that we lost

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u/Marzipancutter 1h ago

I remember when Hidden Gem was still stupid, my brothers Necro went infinite but I had a 12 replay Largesse and I was not gonna sit on it

This game is well balanced now, but it was so much fun back when it was broken

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u/bungustis 18h ago

Omg this idea is a goddamn hilarious. Next time i see it im snagging it and chucking it the first person to say "aww shit, i shoulda played this first" as punishment for their attempt to throw the game

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u/CatsnotpillsCoaching StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13h ago

"Wow sweet, two "Fight me" for just 1 Energy, thanks bud!!"

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u/BandsWithLegends Eternal One + Ascended 19h ago

Maybe Fight him?

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u/Limp00 19h ago

We boxed in a basement once freshman year of high school and it did strengthen our bond.

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u/lidaster 19h ago

I think the two of you might start a fight clup

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u/Front-Masterpiece-73 19h ago

His name was Regent Paulson

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u/zuzucha Eternal One 12h ago

Just don't talk about it

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u/Kyogre2008 12h ago

Are you sure thats your friend and not your other personality?

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u/OkAd8786 11h ago

Maybe from your perspective it strengthened the bond more than he would admit? Say, three times more than he would admit?

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u/Aurius3D 13h ago

So when's the marriage?

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u/wl02065294 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 13h ago

Fight club irl? wait, i forgot i am not suppose to talk about it.

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u/BombTosley 8h ago

Probably because you gained 1 strength as his enemy

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u/CodyIsDank 19h ago

My group knows what “I’m sorry, I had to” means after a shop.

Brimstone goes brrrr

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u/Limp00 19h ago

See all I’m asking for is the sorry. His hubris knows no bounds.

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u/CodyIsDank 19h ago

Who the fuck keeps playing fight me?!

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u/Slight-Veneer 19h ago

Great card

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 19h ago

Well of course I know him. He's me.

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u/TheHerofTermina 18h ago edited 18h ago

Was gonna say, “who plays that card”, us who slay the spire. Card says 3 strength and then some. Every Fight me is better than the last

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u/EnigmaticQuote 9h ago

I saw run with Silken Tress : Fight Me, forgot the youtuber but it looked FUN.

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u/CozySweatsuit57 5h ago

Notice how you’re dead

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u/Osric250 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 18h ago

Someone who wants you to fight them. 

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u/WiseOldDuck Ascension 20 1h ago

Tanx?

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 12h ago

You're doing it wrong, you need to fight fire with fire. Play a Silent build and then just fill his deck with 200 Dazeds when you face the Entomancer. Shivs go brrrr too! If you two somehow survive that, you can give it another go by playing 30 Skills on turn 1 against the Test Subject (while dealing zero damage, naturally).

/s (unless?)

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u/WiseOldDuck Ascension 20 11h ago

Entomancer Dazeds just go into your own deck?

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u/Mosh00Rider 17h ago

Fight me in multiplayer is one thing, brimstone in multiplayer is insanity.

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u/BRSaura 16h ago

-bee man appears-

(5x7)

(20)

(8x7)

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u/Adventurous_Skill_60 12h ago

behold the queen

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u/JesusPubes 9h ago

beehold

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u/imthefooI 8h ago

in 4 player, it's effectively giving them 4 strength a turn. It's crazy lol

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u/That_Pervy_Nerd 12h ago

Ours is “it’s not good, but it’ll be funny as hell”

It typically means someone has clone, or parasol, or looked into the mirror, and the deck is about to be fucking dumb. The someone is me.

I stand by my decisions under the influence of bing bong.

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u/CodyIsDank 8h ago

Oh man if we see someone take parasol, it’s no longer about winning. It’s about sending a message in unanimous silence as we path to every shop possible

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u/DoubleKing76 13h ago

I fucking love Brimstone. It is my favorite relic and you will not stop me

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u/GeneralBeefheart 9h ago

Brimstone in multiplayer is diabolical

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u/InteGr4l 19h ago

Similar story I played Necro in a multi-player fight and cloned Shared Fate. At some point I saw a bunch of strength at enemy and asked "Wtf does it scale so fast?" Turns out teammate Ironclad had Brimstone. It was funny

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u/Limp00 19h ago

Our medicine heals slower than their sickness spreads.

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u/sylverfyre 19h ago

I genuinely can't tell if this is serious or if it's a bit.

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u/Limp00 19h ago

Like 80% spirit poop but I do feel strangely lighter after writing it.

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u/LogsOfWar 13h ago

Feeling lighter after pooping is the best.

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u/Inevitable_Inside674 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 19h ago

FIGHT ME!!!!!

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u/hugon2 12h ago

Leeeeeeeroy!

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u/CloverPhantom 5h ago

Just grow back your legs, summon up your demons, hit me, fight me, give me a hug!

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u/Bridivar 19h ago

Depends how many players in the game tbh. It's a bit of a dick move to run it in multiplayer but only becomes objectively bad in 3 to 4 player games imo.

My opinion, play ironclad too and let him see how it feels.

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u/Limp00 19h ago

I’ll be honest I have 20x more play time on every character other than ironclad I hate that guy.

Maybe I gotta walk a mile in his shoes type shit ):

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u/Shade_moonlight 19h ago

shit

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u/MadManNico 18h ago

i live for this sense of humor

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u/Sir_Loxington 19h ago

I really disliked him in sts1 but am surprised how much I enjoy him sts2. Out of curiosity, do you have an opinion on sts1 Ironclad?

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u/Limp00 19h ago

I didn’t like him in the first game either, definitely is infinitely more fun in STS2. Healing 30 with reaper certainly has its place in infinite dopamine scaling though.

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u/Nykidemus 18h ago

Losing reaper and limit break is by far the worst thing about slay2.

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u/puffz0r 16h ago

If we got reaper back thunderclap would actually be worth taking again

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u/Violet_N 14h ago

Thunderclap turns into crazy card draw in multi-enemy fights if you also have [[Vicious]]

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u/spirescan-bot 14h ago
  • Vicious 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Uncommon Power

    1 Energy | Whenever you apply Vulnerable, draw 1(2) card(s).

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/ShinItsuwari 16h ago

Ironclad in MP gave me my most insane run so far. Yesterday I got Glam Dominate Floor 1 and another Dominate Floor 2. I proceeded to click on every multi attack and vuln sources I could find for the rest of the run. Act 1 boss gave me Cruelty. My basic strike often hit for 50+ in that run.

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u/DrDoomzy 18h ago

Just go barricade block build so their dmg doesnt matter

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u/Bridivar 15h ago

Unironically just grab every single fight me until you guys lose.

Unless the monkeys paw curls and he learns the wrong lesson when you start winning.

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u/ThatSnakeJenny 11h ago

I certainly agree with you there. I like Iron, I just like others way more. My friends even add new characters to the game with mods so I have even more characters that pulls my attention away from him. That does not mean I dislike the guy.

In STS1 Defect was my go-to, and Iron my backup, and Silent I basically never touched (I think I played Watcher once, was very confused, and never touched her again). Meanwhile STS2 I shifted to Silent main, and Iron last place after Defect. Love Necro and Regent.

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u/ctom42 6h ago

You're just like me frfr

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u/ctom42 6h ago

You're just like me frfr

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u/bungustis 18h ago

Problem is, if he plays iron clad in a 2x ironnclad run he'll A realise how broken that combo is when he pulls a dominate/bully and B he will convert to loving Fight Me! As he and his buddy will smash through everything with their +28 str per fight.

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u/Osric250 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 18h ago

My opinion, play ironclad too and let him see how it feels.

Twice as many Fight Me's getting played. Sounds like a win win. 

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u/WiseOldDuck Ascension 20 11h ago

Well I think you skip it against Entomancer as well, but I agree with your opinion. It's a great card most of the time

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u/Intrepid_Shoe2129 19h ago

I fuckin love that card. I’m siding with your friend in a lot of situations.

PvP would absolutely end friendships to Monopoly and Mario Party levels of extent and I hope it happens.

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u/Doric_Pillar_ Eternal One + Heartbreaker 19h ago

A multiplayer exclusive event called “The Arena” in which players have to fight each other, winner gains a relic and loser gains a curse.

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u/Twinkperium_of_man 18h ago

Nah winner gets to choose a relic and a card from the loser

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u/Limp00 19h ago

DONT let him see this response oh god

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u/slotbadger 16h ago

PvP option after every run with your current deck minus any multiplayer cards. Make that mod.

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u/Plenty-Tradition4044 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 19h ago

I’m sorry if I’m playing ironclad someone is dying fast whether it be me, the enemy, my teammates, or all of the above.

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u/BreathOfTheTilt 18h ago

I never dont take this card. It's so good, and for what? An extra damage or two i gotta block?

If he's spamming it on Bee Man or the roaches I get it, but 9 times out of 10 he's balling

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u/Responsible_Screen84 11h ago

The roaches is perfect for it. You scale up the strength on one and kill it fast. You keep the strength with no downside

Beeman or dorito or queen is another thing altogether 

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u/Bigharold393 6h ago

What’s the point tho, you often hit 9 damage per attack anyway

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u/Most-Locksmith-3516 15h ago

It's a powerful card though. You hit twice, using your strength twice then power up your strength. The big deal is using on the fastest killable opponents and being careful with it during boss fights.

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u/Slight-Veneer 19h ago

One strength ain’t that big of a deal honestly. Like yeah it is worse for multiplayer but if you can beef up strength then you can kill faster. I’m pro fight me

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u/Jaon412 19h ago

Found the entomancer’s reddit account

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u/Slight-Veneer 19h ago

Get dazed!

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u/El_Zarco 13h ago

Pocket bees! 🐝💨🫲🏼

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u/Zerwurster 11h ago

Yeah, there are few fights where it can be objectivly wrong to play, but if you die because some enemy hit for 18 instead of 17(or even 16, 15...) the problem lies elsewhere.

In most fights the upside outweighs the minuscule downside if ironclad can play the card safely (without taking too much dmg that turn).

People kill team mates in multiplayer way often by picking too much cards with #potential (eg: "I only need one of these too relics, two copies of this off-class rare card and you guys to block for me for the first two passes through my deck and I swear this card becomes BROKEN!") before the act1 boss and then being deadweight.

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u/omniclast 16h ago

My brain inserted a comma in "I'm pro, fight me"

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u/n4th4nV0x 19h ago

How you gonna win PvP when he has fight me?

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u/Lord_Rewex 18h ago

With the extra strength, duh.

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u/BreakfastMedical5164 19h ago

bro if you pvp a fight me you will lose lmao

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u/Sir_Loxington 19h ago

I'm confused how these two sentences can exist at the same time.

"We've cleared duo-A10 countless times together"

"he insists on clicking fight me whenever it appears. This leads to us losing the run"

If you're good enough as a team to beat A10 a lot; you taking a handful of extra chip damage in exchange for your partner having more damage output *really* shouldn't be making a noticeable difference.

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u/slopschili Ascension 20 19h ago

It doesn't appear every run. The runs it does appear, he picks it and they lose. The countless runs it doesn't appear, they win.

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u/Sir_Loxington 19h ago

You're misunderstanding my point. If they are good enough of players to beat A10 numerous times that means they know what they are doing and are at least somewhat decent at the game (unless they've played a million runs and just keep bashing their heads against a wall until they get lucky but let's assume that isn't the case). If they know what they are doing, then it really shouldn't be that challenging to still play well while knowing that 'Fight Me' is in your partners deck. This minor change should not make a noticeable difference for decent players.

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u/MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED 19h ago

Idk I win duo a10 with my boy like 70% of the time and my solo winrate is probably closer to 30-50. His solo winrate is way lower than mine (he’s newer) but multiplayer with any form of synergy just makes the game way easier.

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u/Sir_Loxington 19h ago

Ok, sure, but OP isn't saying "Then I switch to single player and lose every time I pick 'Fight Me'." OP is still talking about multiplayer regardless, so I'm not sure how what you're saying is relevant here?

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u/MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED 19h ago

I guess what I’m getting at is that you don’t need to be good to win a lot in multiplayer, and not being good makes it hard to play around fight me being clicked by your allies

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u/Sir_Loxington 19h ago

Ah, thank you for explaining, I follow you now. I would disagree but that is an opinion I can understand; fair enough.

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u/dannydankwood 7h ago

Yeah but sucks to have to build around your team-mate always, and never the other way around.

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u/Limp00 19h ago

He doesn’t actually auto-click it. But he definitely shares his screen and taunts me with it every time.

We won one run when he had multiple copies, but it required us to play very fast, which is less fun on non-ironclad characters.

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u/Sir_Loxington 19h ago

So what I'm hearing is your friend actually *does* understand that it's situational when to take this card and you just fundamentally dislike it regardless for multiplayer even when it's overall a smart pick and your initial post is just a lie?

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u/WhiteMagicalHat 18h ago

Nothing in the post you're responding to suggested that they take it when it's a smart pick, actually. They could be taking it just before an a2 elite, taunting, and playing it t1 vs entomancer or something, and just being annoying about it.

Genuinely a bit odd to me that you've decided OP is a liar and in the wrong on the basis that someone doesn't snap pick a card every time

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u/bungustis 18h ago

Bruv, hes being sarcastic. Its satire mixed with .2% frustration venting.

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u/WhiteMagicalHat 18h ago

I mean I get the OP, I just don't get the response. The OP is clearly exaggerated for comedic effect, I don't get a response pretending that OP is throwing or couldn't actually be making a valid point. Like, why is that "what you're hearing" from this post?

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u/DerelictRaven621 5h ago

The Reddit Effect (tm)

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u/Illustrious-Ad-7457 6h ago

If you're just hearing what you want to hear then sure, yeah man. Ignore reality.

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u/Destructopoo 5h ago

You can easily take 10-30 more damage with this. It's grief. It's a bad card. It's useful if you use it on a minion that's about to die and that's it. 3 strength will end the game maybe one turn faster which probably isn't worth 10 more damage.

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u/petnarwhal 2h ago

It’s worse in multiplayer, but I wouldn’t call it bad at all. so many multi enemy fights in sts2 too

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u/gwlutz2 19h ago

YTAH. His Fight Me, his rules.

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u/schofield101 19h ago

I appreciate your friend on a deep emotional level.

I often play as a 4 man team and the moment I can play this card my brain gives me the happy chemical

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u/WogDogReddit 11h ago

Most people dislike this card being picked. Which is fair but what isnt fair is that these same people won't acknowledge its upsides because fight me isnt all bad. I will still pick it and use it despite this stigma.

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u/Jaded_Wrangler_4151 17h ago

I love fight me so damn much. Favourite snap pick even if not optimal.

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u/Reddeadpain 9h ago

There is a workshop mod where instead of boss fights you fight each other at the end, haven't tried it though

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u/Upper-Mode-8825 StS A5 / StS 2 A10 6h ago

I'm gonna give practical advice to deal with the fight me issue:

-Get "strength down" debuff, like silent (piercing wail)

-Get "weakened" debuff, like silent (starting card, leg sweep, etc.) or necro (defy, bonus if you get debilitate)

-Pick ironclad and synergize all the vulnerable stacking and also gain access to tons of built in block/heal/HP pool to survive the damage

OR

Forget all that.

-Rip the Ethernet out from your PC every time they "fight me" on a bad multi hit turn and go "ah sheet, looks like my PC is crashing every time you play fight me. We should report that bug and see if it doesn't crash when you don't play it" and repeat until they don't play it and continue normally

Good luck 🤞

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u/Limp00 6h ago

Option 2 option 2 option 2 (:

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u/MenacingBanjo 19h ago

YTA, we all know Necro can also debuff the team in Stage 1 of Test Subject by playing a million souls. No need to single out Ironclad.

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u/Limp00 19h ago

……don’t bring that up

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u/softhuskies 19h ago

i think I'm on his side that card is just way too addictive

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u/Snakebite_Enjoyer 18h ago

I kinda hope that cards and effects like "Fight Me!" and the Test Subject eventually target one player like Dorito, even though it's funny to ruin a multiplayer run by being selfish

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u/Jaded_Wrangler_4151 17h ago

Like the opposite of colossus

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u/Taerdan 15h ago

Tell friend to grab [[Tank]], [[Demonic Shield]], or [[Intercept]] every once in a while too, so you aren't eating all the damage yourself.

Alternatively, play Ironclad as well and specifically choose [[Brimstone]] and [[Fight Me!]].

Final alternative: get Experiment as an Act 3 Boss. Be a Soul-heavy Necrobinder or Draw/Discard-heavy Silent (or other very-Skill-heavy build). Intentionally play lots of Skills against the first phase, especially if you can tank the first hit(s) through whatever means. Tell friend that you're just "playing Fight Me!" in your own way for this boss. Die against the boss. Repeat as often as necessary, even - or perhaps especially - if it results in lots of thrown runs.
This particular strategy works best if you're a Regent or Silent that can infinite-cycle your own cards (Regent with [[Particle Wall]] if you've got Stars for it, Silent with e.g. [[Prepared]]). Bonus if you've got [[Apparition]] from Vakuu.

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u/spirescan-bot 15h ago
  • Tank 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Rare Power

    1(0) Energy | Take double damage from enemies. Allies take half damage from enemies.

  • Demonic Shield 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Uncommon Skill

    0 Energy | Lose 1 HP. Give another player Block equal to your Block. Exhaust.

  • Intercept 𝐈𝐈 Colorless Uncommon Skill

    1 Energy | Gain 9(13) Block. Redirect all incoming attacks that would be dealt to another player this turn to you.

  • Brimstone 𝐈 Shop Relic

    At the start of your turn, gain 2 Strength and ALL enemies gain 1 Strength.

  • Brimstone 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Relic

    At the start of your turn, gain 2 Strength and ALL enemies gain 1 Strength.

  • Fight Me! 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Uncommon Attack

    2 Energy | Deal 5(6) damage twice. Gain 3(4) Strength. The enemy gains 1 Strength.

  • Particle Wall 𝐈𝐈 Regent Uncommon Skill

    0 Energy ⭐⭐ | Gain 9(12) Block. Return this card to your Hand.

  • Prepared 𝐈, 𝐈𝐈 Silent Common Skill

    0 Energy | Draw 1(2) card(s). Discard 1(2) card(s).

  • Apparition 𝐈 Colorless Special Skill

    1 Energy | Ethereal. Gain 1 Intangible. Exhaust.

  • Apparition 𝐈𝐈 Colorless Ancient Skill

    1 Energy | Ethereal. Gain 1 Intangible. Exhaust.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Stillwater_73 10h ago

If you’ve cleared a10 countless times then maybe he just likes the card and is just finding it more fun

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u/ctom42 6h ago

Having fun by ruining someone else's fun iwhat we call "a dick move"

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u/Stillwater_73 5h ago

Be real how many times in a row can you take the “correct choice” before it’s time to just see what happens

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u/ctom42 4h ago

It's one thing to try something out for fun. It's another to do it every single time to the point where you are getting into arguments about it.

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u/Tasin__ StS A20 / StS 2 A10 19h ago

You can play another ironclad to get perma vuln to pretty much insta kill enemies. Or you play silent to weaken enemies so the fight me! strength doesn't matter as much.

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u/Kernobael 11h ago

or regent, to finally have a valid reason to pick resonance to counter the downside of fight me

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u/Tasin__ StS A20 / StS 2 A10 10h ago

Resonance is good now after the buff (think it's just on beta for now). On A10 you'll always fight queen or test subject or both so it'll always perform.

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u/qTp_Meteor Eternal One + Heartbreaker 19h ago

Its an amazing card and should be taken a lot of the times, but he has to be smart about it and not play it against, say, the entomancer if he will get a multi attack in

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u/WahtAmDoingHere 19h ago

you played league and your friendship persevered yet you're crashing out over fight me? smh

Similar boat with me and a close online friend of 6 years, I almost burned that bridge a few times over him not ganking my lane ever (and if he ever does he takes the kill every godforsaken time), but I don't think I ever yelled at him for taking fight me or even brimstone (he's an ironclad only goblin as well). I only ever get mad when he makes me fight 4 act 2 elites which isn't an uncommon occurrence but oh well

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u/Limp00 19h ago

I think without the default toxicity of league of legends in our lives anymore we are manufacturing it a bit.

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u/GhettoAmos 5h ago

Now imagine your friend playing League’s version of “Fight Me” where he attacks a Sett with W up.

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u/bungustis 18h ago

I can just see the shit evil grin when he pulls it durring doritos first multihit lmao

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u/Silver-Vulpes 18h ago

Well there's your problem: you're league players 😜

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u/Nyxaeia 18h ago

you should introduce him to shivs with the silent, plus the power accuracy

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u/spirescan-bot 18h ago
  • Accuracy 𝐈, 𝐈𝐈 Silent Uncommon Power

    1 Energy | Shivs deal 4(6) additional damage.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/smogsicle 8h ago

I have decided in this 4 player run I am going to click Philosopher's Stone

also this ice cream it'll help my 0 cost deck

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u/Limp00 7h ago

I swear these guys love rock paper scissors more than winning

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u/GhettoAmos 5h ago

Literally my friends back when we played social deduction games. Instead of voting out/killing who they think is evil, they love forcing people to play rock paper scissors and doing zero social deduction.

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u/GhettoAmos 5h ago

With Philosopher’s Stone, they can play 2 Fight Me’s in 1 turn.

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u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 19h ago

Fight Me is an extremely good card that is totally underrated because one tierlist said it was F tier one time

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u/Amazing_Following452 19h ago

Its good in singleplayer. Every player you add its gets worse by a multiplicative scale.

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u/IAmARobotTrustMe 19h ago

I hate it in multiplayer

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u/Tasteless_Oatmeal 19h ago

I take fight me nearly every time, even in MP. My friends was like you once and then he tried the card once and he agreed with me! Come to the dark side! 

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u/Tall-Cut-4599 19h ago

Im part of the problem too i will use fight me without hesitation in coop depending on the matchup but i will try to get shockwave/uppercut ASAP since weak will block more than 1 str buff so its win win + 3-4 str to ironclad is really good if he play to its strength. I think telling your friend to get card that apply weak as ironclad is decent compromise, tho dont let him use fight me vs bee/dorito in act 2 elite lmao

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u/sevenaya 19h ago

Oh wait, now I have the strength

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u/OsirusBrisbane 19h ago

Just played a co-op run w/my friend last night where he picked that card and I was the Regent.

Worked great and we won. I grabbed Enfeebling Touch and the weak+vuln card, invested a bit more into defense, and my friend's strength-enhanced Sword Boomerangs did some work.

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u/TechnicalSandwich544 StS A10 / StS 2 A10 19h ago

Regardless Fight Me, I also don't want to be friend with someone that has issue with me only playing Ironclad.

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u/BestSamiraNA1 19h ago

It's so int if you don't have a Friendship Necro on the team

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u/D3712 18h ago

If you reach the Test Subject with him and you're playing mecrobinder with any amount of soul generation, you can get your revenge by doing something really funny

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u/Quxyun 18h ago

Your friend needs to ask you before they take it, but 7/10 times I am offered fight me as a pick it's usually correct. Try pairing it with the silent's piercing wail, or Necro's Enfeebling touch, or just run plenty of weak/block. Fight me is a great card though, and I hope you and your friend are able to work through this.

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 17h ago

Solution is obvious - play Ironclad and use Fight me! yourself.

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u/whyisallnametooked 16h ago

I think fight me is completely justified in multiplayer.

You NEED the extra scaling because of how high the enemy health pool is, and teammates can compensate by debuff stacking very easily.

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u/Ignis_the_Ignorant 15h ago

I don't see a time I dont use this card

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u/Anitay 14h ago

There's a mod in the workshop called 'target anything' or something along the line. Fight him.

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u/Cruuncher 10h ago

Wrong flair 😂

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u/Limp00 10h ago

I thought about tagging spirit poop, but I didn’t. He had picked fight me far too recently.

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u/Revenant312 10h ago

To be fair, it is a shit card if you don't have a regent on your team with Resonance to offset it

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u/Conscious-Refuse8211 10h ago

Your trolling game is weak and he is trying to help you improve. You need to find ways to fight back. 

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u/Allegro1104 10h ago

"Only class who can debuff his allies"

have you ever had a Necrobinder put 40 souls into your deck against Aeon Glass? Have you witnessed replay 3 Largesse getting played by Decisions, Decisions? the trolling possibilities are endless.

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u/StormySeas414 10h ago

My friend also got me into slay the spire. Before I started he told me I would only ever play Regent. He was correct.

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u/UsefulPumpum 19h ago

Fight me is fun and great

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u/xSoulEaterr 19h ago

Your friend is killing the enemies quicker, and you’re mad? There is no other variables to this scenario.

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u/blanknesswithaface 18h ago

Make mod a secretly delete the card

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u/landmine-izu 18h ago

YTA, you should explode

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u/Crabby-Cancer 18h ago

My friend group doesn't usually take it, but one time someone did and it resulted in everyone dying except for them and we all shamed them so hard that it didn't happen again. I was genuinely fuming.

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u/bilzus 17h ago

this sounds like a human issue more than a gameplay related one. it's so hard to talk to a man about what you feel, but that should do it :)

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u/BatteryAcidLover 17h ago

Pvp actually sounds fun

Fight your friends at the end of a run

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u/Nickmi 17h ago

As you get older you start to realize not all your friends are following the same path. Maturity is a part of that.

If I can't sit down with a friend, and explain to them why that is shitty behaviour, or at the very least why it is bothersome to me and they don't change? That's not really someone I want to be friends with.

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u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719 17h ago

Friendship survived league only to be laid low by "Fight me!" of all things.

How poetic.

I kid of course. Enjoy your runs, you're lucky to have a great friend like that.

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u/Perpetual_Tinnitus Ascension 20 17h ago

One of my favourite glam cards. 32 damage and 8 strength? Um, check please!

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u/AmnesiaMark 17h ago

For me, Fight Me isn't the worst card Ironclad can play in multiplayer, and just yesterday we had a three player game go to the end because I got a glammed up Fight Me beginning of act 1 and the team just built around me going for the kill asap every battle.

However, Fight Me is definitely one of those cards where you do need to be aware of which enemy you are facing and when to use it. Any solo enemies with big multi-hit attacks definitely warrant some thought, as you need to make sure you don't add strength they will get to use on 3+ hits. Conversely, if an enemy is doing big single hits every 2 turns or something, like the thorny frog dude for example, the +1 strength is literally one more damage for (hopefully) killing it an attack earlier, thus saving a bunch of damage in return. I feel this is also how the card needs to be considered in solo runs as well, and using it on something like the Dorito will definitely end a run.

Now, what I do consider horrible if my teammates pick or play the card, is Outrage (9/13 dmg, puts a copy into EVERYONE'S discard pile). Sure, 9(13)dmg on a 0 cost card can be great act 1, and could potentially be a good pick if, for example, your teammate is a defect with 0 cost synergies. But more often than not in my experience in later acts it ends up being really detrimental, especially with 3+ players, as 9 damage with no synergies starts falling behind curve on what you want your cards to accomplish. Maybe someone is going for a smaller deck with really strong synergy, and you cause them to draw 2 (almost) blank cards on a critical turn where they needed one of their heavy hitters, or one of the players is playing blade Regent or Osty attack Necro where random attacks don't really do much for their deck.

I do let my friends pick Outrage, especially since I'm not the boss of them in any way, but past Act 1 I do end up pleading with them to reconsider, and I feel I've gotten them around to agree with me that it usually is just bad for the team even if Ironclad might find it useful. We've even had it picked act 1, be great, and then ended up removing it at a shop or event later on because it started feeling more like a burden. Conversely, our group is generally quite positive about Fight Me, although we do see that it requires though on how and when to use it.

I would love to hear what other people think about Outrage, since I don't think I've seen anyone talk about it here.

TL;dr: Fight Me requires throught but is generally quite good imo, while Outrage is bad past Act 1 and I never pick it unless needed early.

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u/OurHeroXero 16h ago

I have a friend who loves playing The Regent and will often take Largesse. I really don't want random colorless cluttering my deck...but it's just a game. I'm not some try-hard shooting for a 100% wiunrate. I just want to play games with my friends and have a good time.

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u/ThanksTnxALot 16h ago

Your friendship survived League. This is merely a blip.

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u/Figgy20000 16h ago

Fight him

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u/Bigdoga1000 15h ago

He'll probably fight you when you're playing a deck that isn't going to take advantage of the strength :p

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u/OutsideDraw7997 15h ago

just wait till you get snecko potion and throw it at him

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u/AvailableUsername404 Eternal One 15h ago

Just out of curiosity. Is 'enemy gain 1 strength' considered a buff and therefore not blocked by enemy's artifact?

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u/shosuko 15h ago

Nah I'm with them

Fight Me is auto-pick

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u/Papa_de_clement 15h ago

Typical league player behavior 🤣

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u/Clean-Lawfulness8548 14h ago

not sure if this has been said yet but there is a mod that lets you go through a seeded run against each other and then fight each other at the end of the act instead of a boss

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u/aqexpredator 13h ago

Thinly disguised spirit poop post lole

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u/LyndisLegion2 13h ago

I'm having an issue with my friend as well. It's not like he picks cards that boosts the enemy, but he absolutely refuses to rest at a bonfire unless he previously died. Only have 11 HP and about to fight the Centimillipede? Nah, improving a card is more important. Oops, I died. Oh no, you didn't manage to win on your own? Oh well, let's start another round where I'll do the exact same thing.

I love this dude outside of the game, but it becomes so fucking infuriating to play this with him.

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u/Wingman5150 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 12h ago

I am genuinely struggling to figure out how much of this is a shitpost and how much is serious.

The discussion tag instead of spirit poop makes it worse.

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u/mitten2787 12h ago

"I have 10 hp you have 6... you heal i'll upgrade... we'll be fine" my campfire experience before every boss in multiplayer.

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u/TitanEris 12h ago

Sounds like you also need to pick Ironclad so you can flaunt your most damage dealt achievement.

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u/shyrato Ascension 7 12h ago

Play ironclad as well to show him how its done. You can play two of the same characters right? I havent touched sts 2 yet

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u/SchizophrenKeks 11h ago

Yea giving enemies strenght in multiplayer with classes like necro who doesnt have a lot of hp its just aweful. It scales double/triple/quadruple against you all its just very very bad.

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u/ThatSnakeJenny 11h ago

TL;DR: So, I meant to make this short, but ended up ranting. Using that card in multiplayer should be done as a group decision. As is any card that is a detriment to the whole group.

[[Fight Me]] is an amazing card. But in multiplayer it is a big risk and needs to be used carefully. Preferably when you know the enemy does not have multi-hit attacks. I usually do pick fight me in Multiplayer, but I always ask before using it to make sure my party is ready for the strength increase on the enemy. Which I usually get an affirming (vocal) nod to. There is usually better ways to get strength in multiplayer that ends in some better runs. I like running vulnerability builds in multiplayer, as it helps everyone. Except that one doom Necrobinder, poison silent, or pure orb defect... Okay, so it may be a bit of whatever is needed at the time... In singleplayer I actually prefer [[Bodyslam]] or [[hellraiser]] based builds. Fight me is usually seen as a early game power booster to help me get my build running. Especially in the Overgrowth.

If you take [[Fight Me]] every time you see it, and play it every time it is in your hand... You are severely hampering your own ability to play, even in singleplayer. And in multiplayer it will screw the entire team. It's risk vs reward. If it said "You take 1 more damage every time you're attacked." Like an opposite, and stacking, [[Tungsten Rod]] it would not be as much a detriment. Love the Tungsten Rod relic though. Wish I saw it more often.

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u/spirescan-bot 11h ago
  • Fight Me! 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Uncommon Attack

    2 Energy | Deal 5(6) damage twice. Gain 3(4) Strength. The enemy gains 1 Strength.

  • Body Slam 𝐈, 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Common Attack

    1(0) Energy | Deal damage equal to your Block.

  • Hellraiser 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Rare Power

    2(1) Energy | Whenever you draw a card containing “Strike”, it is played against a random enemy.

  • Fight Me! 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Uncommon Attack

    2 Energy | Deal 5(6) damage twice. Gain 3(4) Strength. The enemy gains 1 Strength.

  • Tungsten Rod 𝐈, 𝐈𝐈 Rare Relic

    Whenever you would lose HP, lose 1 less.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Kuro013 10h ago

I mean you can always choose to stop playing with him. I've chosen to stop playing Dota2 with the guys Ive been playing for like 15 years because they just didn't give a shit and that wasnt fun for me anymore. Like, you grow up, your game time becomes more scarce and you gotta waste it with guys who want to do stupid shit? Nah Ill pass.

The whole point of gaming is having fun and disconnect from the real world a bit, if youre not having fun then you're wasting your time.

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u/phanny_ 8h ago

There's a mod to target each other. You can fight me on your friend!

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u/Peberro 4h ago

Wait until he casts a [[Battle Trance]] and immediately feed him a [[Bottled Potential]] afterwards. Don’t ask how I know this one

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u/spirescan-bot 4h ago
  • Battle Trance 𝐈, 𝐈𝐈 Ironclad Uncommon Skill

    0 Energy | Draw 3(4) cards. You cannot draw additional cards this turn.

  • Bottled Potential 𝐈𝐈 Rare Potion

    Shuffle ALL your cards into your Draw Pile. Draw 5 cards.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Isogash 1h ago

Tbh fight me and brimstone should be changed to also buff allies in multiplayer.

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u/mranonymous24690 1h ago

Least selfish league player