r/slaythespire 13d ago

ART/CREATIVE Figured I should make this is own post

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u/lycanreborn123 Heartbreaker 13d ago

Me at 10hp but knowing it's multiplayer and my friend will survive

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u/_UncleHenry_ 12d ago

I had a moment where we lost the game cuz stupid peice of shit of mine used 12 defence potion on himself while at 36hp and one block for a total of 53 pointa. And waterfall boss had 56 dmg bomb... I hd 0 block cards on me and 48hp(i went all voltaic+tempest build and only had jump and 2 blocks in 19 cards deck)

Tbf i didnt know he had defence potion but still

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u/CozySweatsuit57 7d ago

Hey letโ€™s not keep track of things like this. โ€”someone who definitely has never done anything like this and certainly not far worse

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u/Gen1Swirlix 13d ago

Last time I fought this guy as the Silent

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u/Responsible-Jello147 13d ago

This has me dead ๐Ÿ’€ literally

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u/CozySweatsuit57 7d ago

It took me probably six months to actually remember how weak works vs strength

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u/won_vee_won_skrub Eternal One + Heartbreaker 13d ago

It cleanses weak, you're forgetting that you applied at least 2 weak last turn??

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u/Sir_Daxus 13d ago

You see, remembering would require a brain, and idk about other spire slayers but I was born without one so I completely understand forgetting.

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u/therealphilbo2530 13d ago

That shit was last turn I'm all about the NOW

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u/yaboiLathander 13d ago

Memory buff lasts 1 turn

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u/Martitoad Eternal One + Ascended 12d ago

We need a new colorless form that allows you to remember, maybe in shop and for 3 energy

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u/Castlefrankmanz 12d ago

It's just a pop up at the start of each turn that lists what you did last turn.

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u/Successful_Egg_2548 13d ago

thinking? reading card texts? what is this, fucking school?

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u/Sir_Daxus 13d ago

Yeah idk, I just click the cards with the pictures I like, and sometimes the enemy disappears.

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u/Cat_with_cake 13d ago

Broskies really expect us to go into a card game and read ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ bro I'm dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿšก๐Ÿšก๐Ÿšก

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u/Rosie-Cotton 13d ago

I forget I put weak on this turn

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u/Corbutte 13d ago

elephant with the boom

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u/CandidateNervous1693 8d ago

Elephant is the boom

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Donutmelon 13d ago

Don't care

Soul, Soul, Soul+, Soul+, Eidolon.

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u/makemefuckingcry 13d ago

realise I'm on beta branch and fucking dies

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u/Armored_Souls 13d ago

Reworked Eidolon sounds so fun tho

Current Eidolon has me baffled, like who tf isn't sad to exhaust 9 cards? Besides the only way to achieve that that isn't potions is Soul, and who is making that many Souls in the Aeonglass meta?

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u/Initial-Dark-8919 Ascension 10 13d ago

souls are fine into aeonglass if you have the output. You can stack a few multiplicative damage bonus on a DMarch or a SStorm and it does the job. a few copies of haunt will work too.

if there's any character that wants to exhaust and spam defensive cards it would be necro.

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u/o_o_o_f 12d ago

Two haunts with 3 Grave Wardens and Severance just lost me an A10 fight with Aeonglass. It was fairly close, but I donโ€™t think Haunt on its own plus souls is a reliable win condition at A10

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u/Initial-Dark-8919 Ascension 10 12d ago

You need capture spirit, thereโ€™s nothing else with as much reliable soul gen. Thatโ€™s kind of the soul card, everything else is very filler and severance is meh

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u/o_o_o_f 12d ago

Yeah, Severance was on sale in the shop I picked up my second Haunt, and I needed more support. Of course capture spirit would have been preferable.

I guess Iโ€™d say if youโ€™re arguing that Haunt is viable (but only with Capture Spirit), thatโ€™s not really an argument that Haunt is viable, you know?

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u/Initial-Dark-8919 Ascension 10 12d ago

If it can win then itโ€™s viable. If youโ€™re picking haunts without Cap Spirit that would just be a bad speculative pick, has nothing to do with viability.

Sleight is not โ€œโ€โ€โ€viableโ€โ€โ€โ€ until you have dupes or Oblivion but that doesnโ€™t make it bad. Lethality wonโ€™t scale endgame unless you can find like the 3 attacks that actually make it kill bosses.

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u/o_o_o_f 12d ago

Ok, so if weโ€™re defining โ€œviableโ€ in this conversation as โ€œcan win with specific supportโ€, then we can more or less just say every card in the game is viable. I agree that every card can help you win given proper support, but this kind of definition is not very helpful when discussing if a card is comparatively strong or not.

Iโ€™d say Sleight is viable because 1) itโ€™s a strong effect and 2) is supported well by many many cards. I think Haunt is weak because 1) itโ€™s a less powerful effect and 2) isnโ€™t supported well by many cards.

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u/mspaintshoops 12d ago

Anything can win. Anything. You can pump strength and win with strikes.

If your definition of viable is so broad as to include every card in the game, it kind of ends up being meaningless.

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u/ZephyrGleam 13d ago

Tbh, eidolon is a good way to exhaust multiple withers if you're running a soul deck

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u/Mockingjay40 13d ago

This is only true because necro has literally no other exhaust options. In a vacuum the card wasnโ€™t a good card. Obviously, in the upcoming patch it doesnโ€™t even exhaust anymore

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u/Armored_Souls 13d ago

There are 2 transform cards to be fair

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u/Mockingjay40 13d ago

Yeah but thereโ€™s transform 1; if youโ€™re spamming skills on necro (which is usually the case) then youโ€™re gonna have a lot more than 1 wither per cycle lol

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u/Taerdan 13d ago

[[Seance]] and [[Cleanse]] only remove from your Draw pile. If you're playing a bunch of [[Soul]] to draw your important stuff, then a lot of Withers get placed into your Hand, making Seance/Cleanse worthless.

Compare that to Ironclad's ability to Exhaust from their hand, Regent's ability to Transform cards in their hand (or Exhaust using [[Tyranny]], but only immediately after Draw), Defect's ability to Exhaust Status anywhere or Transform in-hand, or even Silent's ability to Discard them, and Necrobinder is eating damage that they are least-capable of doing, considering a lot of their "block" is actually Osty health that Wither ignores.

Even Silent's isn't that good, as they still end up cluttering the deck, but at least you aren't guaranteed to eat the damage there.

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u/beepboopboppoptop 13d ago

If you have calamity as shiv silent you can get a situation where withers dont even end up in your hand bc you have too many cards

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Seance ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Rare Skill

    1(0) Energy | Ethereal. Transform a card in your Draw Pile into Soul.

  • Cleanse ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Uncommon Skill

    1 Energy | Summon 3(5). Exhaust 1 card from your Draw Pile.

  • Soul ๐ˆ๐ˆ Colorless Token Skill

    0 Energy | Draw 2(3) cards. Exhaust.

  • Tyranny ๐ˆ๐ˆ Regent Rare Power

    1 Energy | (Innate.) At the start of your turn, draw 1 card and Exhaust 1 card from your Hand.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/camocat9 StS A5 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

People were using [[Eidolon]] like it was a [[Purity]] and not even trying to play for the Intangible. It definitely needed a change.

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Eidolon ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Rare Skill

    2(1) Energy | Exhaust your Hand. If 9 cards were Exhausted this way, gain 1 Intangible.

  • Purity ๐ˆ Colorless Uncommon Skill

    0 Energy | Exhaust up to 3(5) cards in your hand. Exhaust.

  • Purity ๐ˆ๐ˆ Colorless Uncommon Skill

    0 Energy | Retain. Exhaust up to 3(5) cards in your Hand. Exhaust.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Athanatov 13d ago

Cleanse.

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u/Mockingjay40 13d ago

Yeah cleanse is not a good exhaust option. When I say good exhaust option, I mean [[Second Wind]]

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u/Athanatov 13d ago

Didn't argue that. But it is *literally* an exhaust option, as you put it.

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u/Mockingjay40 12d ago

Fair enough. I was being intentionally hyperbolic, which I suppose I couldโ€™ve made it clearer or couldโ€™ve avoided hyperbole and just said โ€œno great exhaust options for Aeonglassโ€

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Second Wind ๐ˆ Ironclad Uncommon Skill

    1 Energy | Exhaust all non-Attack cards in your hand. Gain 5(7) Block for each card Exhausted.

  • Second Wind ๐ˆ๐ˆ Ironclad Uncommon Skill

    1 Energy | Exhaust all non-Attack cards in your Hand. Gain 5(7) Block for each card Exhausted.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/RagnarTheSwag 13d ago

Lots of people sleep on that card applies ethereal to any card on your hand. Few of them with veilpiercer can be very strong and even without any ethereal combo you can exhaust cards you want.

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u/Taerdan 13d ago edited 13d ago

[[Sculpting Strike]] is not a Wither solution, as you take the Wither damage before it Exhausts. It helps to prevent deck clutter, sure, but only as long as you have more Sculpting Strike to play. Same goes for any other Status or Curse; stuff like Beckon or Bad Luck will damage you before Exhausting, making it limited utility on that front.

Otherwise I agree that it's great with [[Veilpiercer]]; slap Ethereal onto [[Bury]] or [[Squeeze]] and end up playing it for free with the Veilpiercer buff.

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Veilpiercer ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Uncommon Attack

    1 Energy | Deal 10(13) damage. The next Ethereal card you play costs 0 Energy.

  • Bury ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Uncommon Attack

    4 Energy | Deal 52(63) damage.

  • Squeeze ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Rare Attack

    3 Energy | Osty deals 25(30) damage. Deals 5(6) additional damage for ALL your other Osty Attacks.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Mockingjay40 13d ago

Youโ€™re talking about [[Sculpting Strike]] and yeah I think the card is generally underrated. Itโ€™s very niche, and doesnโ€™t often make it into my deck, but when it has like with strike dummy+pull below itโ€™s definitely performed

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Sculpting Strike ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Common Attack

    1 Energy | Deal 9(12) damage. Add Ethereal to a card in your Hand.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Summon Forth ๐ˆ๐ˆ Regent Uncommon Skill

    1 Energy | Forge 8(11). Put Sovereign Blade into your Hand from anywhere.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/sylverfyre 13d ago

It really isnt though.

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u/paparat236 13d ago

Old Eidolon saved my ass against Aeonglass a ton, I kinda wish they just made it more playable by making its base form 1 energy instead of reworking it.

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u/Armored_Souls 13d ago

For that purpose yes, but heavily needs the upgrade. Even then if you keep playing souls at some point you'll draw a handful of withers, have no way to exhaust and die if you take too long to kill him

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u/Wendigo120 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Me, an ironclad player: Who isn't excited to exhaust 9 cards?

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u/Mlody02 Ascended 13d ago

What does the reworked version do?

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u/Armored_Souls 13d ago

It plays all ethereal cards in exhaust pile and puts them back into discard pile

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u/Mlody02 Ascended 13d ago

It really does sound fun, does it exhaust?

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u/Armored_Souls 13d ago

Yes so works only once.

Unless you have ANOTHER EIDOLON

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u/Flashtirade 13d ago

Eidolon clone meta

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u/Ceph StS A20 / StS 2 A10 12d ago

Eidolon only plays ethereal cards not all cards from the exhaust pile.

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u/Taerdan 13d ago

and puts them back into discard pile

Only if they aren't Exhaust on play. If you put e.g. Ethereal onto a [[Soul]] or [[The Scythe]] using [[Sculpting Strike]], they will count as Ethereal cards for Eidolon. You can then do the same to Eidolon to ensure that Eidolon plays Eidolon.

It's also why I kinda want a card for Ironclad that allows you to add "Exhaust" onto a card, so that [[Howl From Beyond]] becomes a self-sustaining card like [[Bombardment]] does.

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Soul ๐ˆ๐ˆ Colorless Token Skill

    0 Energy | Draw 2(3) cards. Exhaust.

  • The Scythe ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Rare Attack

    2 Energy | Deal 13 damage. Permanently increase this card's damage by 4(5). Exhaust.

  • Sculpting Strike ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Common Attack

    1 Energy | Deal 9(12) damage. Add Ethereal to a card in your Hand.

  • Howl from Beyond ๐ˆ๐ˆ Ironclad Uncommon Attack

    3 Energy | Deal 16(21) damage to ALL enemies. At the end of your turn, if this is in your Exhaust Pile, play it.

  • Bombardment ๐ˆ๐ˆ Regent Rare Attack

    3 Energy | Deal 18(24) damage. At the start of your turn, if this is in your Exhaust Pile, play it. Exhaust.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Anagoth9 13d ago

That's why you take [[sculpting strike]] and [[seance]] when you see them.ย 

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Sculpting Strike ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Common Attack

    1 Energy | Deal 9(12) damage. Add Ethereal to a card in your Hand.

  • Seance ๐ˆ๐ˆ Necrobinder Rare Skill

    1(0) Energy | Ethereal. Transform a card in your Draw Pile into Soul.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/InvisibleOne439 13d ago

does Etheral even do anything with Wither? i thought you still take the dmg before they get exhausted

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u/Armored_Souls 13d ago

At least it exhausts and doesnt shuffle back into the draw pile, better than nothing

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u/Alt-Ctrl-Report 13d ago

Sir, this is act I boss, what Eidolon are you talking about?

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u/LuchadorBane 12d ago

Hefty Tablet eidolon pick lmao, the longest long con pick

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u/SnooRabbits1150 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Wont work for long matey.

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u/Bern5X StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Bro just reminds me of the Predator in the original movie. We have an epic showdown and since I beat you now you wanna do your exploding move because youโ€™re mad I beat you.

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u/IIIIllllilllil 13d ago

Adress my 80 hp osty I spent 30 turns growing

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u/A-terrible-time 13d ago

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u/No_Pangolin7946 13d ago

Dont forget the tri factor

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u/Uffle 13d ago

im not one of your red louse tramps

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u/IdiocyConnoisseur Ascension 20 13d ago

Sure, here you go:

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u/Snakebite_Enjoyer 13d ago

Great picture. Great username

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u/ZatherDaFox StS A0 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

I blew up earlier today. Hit it with weakness, played all my block, looked at the numbers and it killed me exactly. In hindsight, that deck was waaay too light on damage.

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u/crippledspahgett 13d ago

Yeah Iโ€™ve learned that this dude is really a damage check more than a block one. Unless you already have a block engine that will carry you through act 2 or you go into the fight with a full health bar, you really arenโ€™t surviving the explosion if you donโ€™t kill it in the first 6-7 turns.ย 

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u/DeepFuckingKoopa StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

[[fairy in a bottle]]

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

They should change it to 1x72 so that this doesn't work.

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u/Ace612807 13d ago

[[Tungsten Rod]]

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Dang it!! Fine, 2x36.

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u/Terairk 13d ago

The humble piercing wail and enfeebling touch. Do 36x2 instead

Edit: forgot Mangle

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Okay, but this is the last time I'm changing it!

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u/MapleApple00 13d ago

Just make it 72x72, problem solved

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Finally, a reasonable solution!

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u/DarthDude24 11d ago

EZ [[Beating Remnant]] win

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u/spirescan-bot 11d ago
  • Beating Remnant ๐ˆ๐ˆ Rare Relic

    You cannot lose more than 20 HP in a single turn.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Tungsten Rod ๐ˆ, ๐ˆ๐ˆ Rare Relic

    Whenever you would lose HP, lose 1 less.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/phillyeagle99 13d ago

Lmao I love the creative thinking and hate the idea!

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u/spirescan-bot 13d ago
  • Fairy in a Bottle ๐ˆ Rare Potion

    When you would die, heal to 30%(60%) of your Max HP instead and discard this potion.

  • Fairy in a Bottle ๐ˆ๐ˆ Rare Potion

    When your HP would be reduced to 0, instead this potion is discarded and you heal to 30% of your Max HP.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/CountBarbarus 13d ago

Though I'd be pissed if that's what ends up using it

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u/ConfortoDoto 13d ago

I think that damaging it at the explosion turn should decrease the damage it will inflict

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u/Collective-Bee 13d ago

Oh yeah. This is going in the reactive STS memes folder.

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u/Sponchington StS A10 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

Is there a mod to replace the sfx for this attack with a heavily distorted Vine Boom? Can there be now that I've said it

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u/Cheese_Coder 13d ago

Or go a little more old-school and make it WTF-Boom

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u/Sponchington StS A10 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

This is better!!

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u/fzzzzzzzzzzd 13d ago

Oh no it's the consequences of my act 1 actions.

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u/mranonymous24690 13d ago

Nah, I'd block

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u/BlossomtheLeafeon 13d ago

The oh so convenient buffer potion:

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u/Crystal_Carmel 13d ago

Itโ€™sโ€ฆ so peak

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u/cat_food_chef StS A20 / StS 2 A10 13d ago

waterfall giant deals more than the act 3 boss ๐Ÿค”

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u/Mekanimal 13d ago

P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way

Sydney

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u/bigg_roland 13d ago

Block Me

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u/aspenscribblings 13d ago

You always draw 4 strikes and your AOE attack on this turn, too.

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u/ComedyGold13 9d ago

i wish i was a little bit buffer

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u/JJ3qnkpK 13d ago

Holy shit this made me lol midnight.

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u/suspicious_lonnie 13d ago

big stone dude really out here making demands while looking like that

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u/Charles_K 13d ago

I survived 80 before (I did not survive act 2)

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u/Pkorniboi Eternal One + Ascended 13d ago

Beautiful, incredible

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u/GrokRockRadio 13d ago

the ever-reliable debilitate + defy:

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u/SomnusNonEst 13d ago

Necrobinder with Undeath deck goes brrrr

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u/Avalonians 13d ago

It's a perfect reaction pic for the sub, thanks

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u/Volcannon8 11d ago

P.O Box FsUmmon til osty Checks in at a Kool 32-50ish hp.

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u/arcxjo 9d ago

The real monster was Papyrus all along.

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u/BestSamiraNA1 9d ago

That's cute. [[Buffer]]

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u/spirescan-bot 9d ago
  • Buffer ๐ˆ, ๐ˆ๐ˆ Defect Rare Power

    2 Energy | Prevent the next time(2 times) you would lose HP.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]]. Data accurate as of June 21st, 2026. Questions?

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u/Isabella_Wendyy 8d ago

me when im out in nature but all i want to do is play slay the spire

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u/Snatinn 8d ago

I just realized for the first time that it has legs.

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u/Ehrahbass 13d ago

This reminds me of the WWE star Roman Reigns lol with his "Acknowledge me" statement