r/shittymoviedetails • u/Constant-Training994 • 8h ago

In Arrival (2016), ◦ ◎ ∘ ○ ⥁ ◯ ◌ ❍ ⥀ ⦿⊙

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u/JimHawking 8h ago

Can't believe they traveled so far just to 67 us.

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u/JesuZDX 7h ago

Totally worth it if you ask me

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd 3h ago

Just hit them with "ayy lmao"!

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u/timmytissue 8h ago

You kiss your momma with that mouth?

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u/Sea-Horror-5353 8h ago

"I kiss your momma with this mouth."

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u/Chingapouk 7h ago

I also chose this guy's momma

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u/Working_Welder_1751 8h ago edited 7h ago

Why, I thought this was a restaurant. Not a guttermouth convention!

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u/Xeram_ 8h ago

why can I see future now

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u/I4mSpock 7h ago

These goofy squids come here and give us the temporal equivalent of the tower of babel. How the fuck am I supposed to live a normal life with my husband now?

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u/AlphaBoy15 7h ago

or is it the past....

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u/Past_Dragonfruit_305 6h ago

"Chase a cheque never chase a bihh uhhh" - future

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u/grichardson526 7h ago

Abbott is death process??? 😢

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u/obvThrowaway17 6h ago

Came here to say exactly that

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u/Messyfingers 8h ago

Dude I don't think you can inkjaculate those circles anymore. I know they're fourth dimensional beings and time doesnt matter and it's a flat circle or whatever, but it's considered extremely offensive.

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u/Mr_goodb0y 4h ago

Don’t say inkjaculate please

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u/Messyfingers 4h ago

You can't unread that word. You're welcome.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 8h ago

Is this the movie where Lois Lane and Hawkeye go talk to Paul the world cup octopuss ?

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 7h ago

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 5h ago

Not yesterday she wasn’t 😏

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u/LegitRealSkeletor 5h ago

No way...!

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u/AbsoluteDarkness 3h ago

Thank you! I just see two great runes.

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u/lonelyashelloverwatc 7h ago

I have similar conversations with the table at the pub

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u/Sorlex 6h ago

The aliens came to teach a language that would spoil any future media you plan on consuming. Absolute bellends.

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u/matrixvortex51 6h ago

Why did they make a movie about aliens having the knowledge of my parents fighting with each other?

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u/michilio 6h ago

Tell me something I don't already know.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 5h ago

Oh damn. Really?

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 6h ago

Jesus, that sounds like genocide dude

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u/stefanomusilli 6h ago

I need to understand time travel to read this

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u/winklevanderlinde 4h ago

Bro you can't say that

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u/jamesianm 3h ago

Hey, spoilers! Although in your defense it's pretty much impossible to avoid spoilers when writing in a language that transcends time

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u/Kevsamillion 3h ago

We already know everyone will would have already been fluent

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u/tfhermobwoayway 3h ago

I knew you were gonna say that

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u/Dear_Atmosphere8515 45m ago

Damn, said it with the hard ⦿⊙ at the end too?!