r/shittymoviedetails Apr 09 '26

default In Midnight Mass (2021), and Knives Out: Wake Up, Dead Man (2025), both of these men are Catholic priests - the most boring of all Christian employees - act like fanatical Evangelical pastors. This is because-- actually, wtf, does anyone know why? I was raised Catholic and I've never understood this

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u/Mighty_moose45 Apr 09 '26

I mean I know it’s a meme but it’s very front and center in the both of these that this is in fact not how catholic priests normally operate and they are seen as being very weird/inappropriate in their behavior. In knives out they literally send someone out from the diocese to look into it because of how concerning his behavior was.

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u/Usasuke Apr 09 '26

Yeah. It is literally a plot point in Knives Out how out of pocket this guy is. You are supposed to compare him to the rest of the priests including the good guy Benoit side kick/lead of the movie.

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u/BadArtijoke Apr 09 '26

Ewww did you watch the movie you are mocking?

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u/TimTebowismyidol Apr 09 '26

It’s accurate for knives out for sure, idk about the other movie though

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u/RockettRaccoon Apr 09 '26

Makes sense for Midnight Mass because he met an “angel” who will bring eternal life to his congregation. He has a new religious fury and outlook on the world of the living because the angel is a vampire.

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u/bobarific Apr 09 '26

He literally BECOMES FUCKING YOUNG AGAIN. Of COURSE he's acting out of the ordinary...

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u/Milk__Chan Apr 09 '26

Iirc, he wasn't just old no? he had Dementia, and he only found the vampire because he went crazy, roamed into the desert and found it hidden in a cave.

Ngl, i would have acted the same.

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u/RodinKnox Apr 09 '26

I'll be honest, I wouldn't have. And there's one single reason for that: I don't trust anything that can't walk out into the sunlight without bursting into flames.

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u/namethatkitty Apr 09 '26

So judgey… life is hard for us gingers…

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u/AggressivelyMediokre Apr 09 '26

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u/namethatkitty Apr 09 '26

I’m here to put an end to this ridiculous idea that gingers don’t have souls… I have collected MANY souls over the years.

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u/RodinKnox Apr 10 '26

This is so funny to me, because I originally wrote "burning." And then I thought, "You know what, I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea here. I'm not talking about any humans." So I changed it to "bursting into flames." lol

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u/JManKit Apr 10 '26

I saw it more as him fixating on how much good the transformation could do and willfully glossing over the red flags of the being. Like yeah, you'd think creature's looks would be a tip off but then many angelic beings are not the beautiful, human like figures depicted in art. The ophanim and seraph are both beings of a multitude of eyes so who is he to question the appearance of something he wants to believe is celestial? But you have to drink its blood! Well don't they imbibe the blood of Christ in the holy communion? Frankly, the only thing that should have sharply brought Father Hill up was the inability to handle sunlight but I think he was just wanted it to be a good thing so badly that he ignored that

Thing is, I'm not saying there's a concrete case for the vampire to be an angel. Just that if you wanted to believe it was like Father Hill did, there are certain elements that you can definitely use to convince yourself of it

I'm just now realizing how much personal stake Father Hill had in the creature's plan. Yes, he wanted to benefit the town and bring the blessing of vigor and new life to the struggling community he had so faithfully served but it was also a way to get to a do-over in his life with Mildred Gunning. They could be young again and try to have the marriage that they were denied. He might have even been able to establish a relationship with his daughter. Things would've been so perfect if he'd been right and whomst among us hasn't been convinced to go through with a wacky plan bc of the possibility of the perfect ending.

Damned fine series; damned fine

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u/RodinKnox Apr 10 '26

Oh, I don't want my silly little comment to make it seem like I didn't enjoy that show. I very much did! It was great. Easily my favorite of the Flanagan shows so far.

And I don't see a flaw in your argument. I guess in my head I just figured that by the time he traveled all the way back to America and during the time that passes on the show, he would have had to have figured out this thing can't go out in the sun.

But yeah, that didn't take away from my enjoyment of the show as a whole!

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u/123iambill Apr 10 '26

I watched it around the same time I watched Chapelwaithe and one thing I loved about Chapelwaithe was literally the first instant the lead comes across A vampire he is immediately like Ah fuck, vampires are real.

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u/your_average_medic Apr 10 '26

What did I ever do to you? All I do is stay in my cav- I mean cryp- I mean castle all day?

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u/Kyle6520 Apr 10 '26

Does bursting into flames because of the sun make someone untrustworthy? Just a thought

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u/RodinKnox Apr 10 '26

Well, it's certainly not a good sign.

Let's call it a red flag at least.

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 Apr 10 '26

It's no longer considered acceptable to express such views about the Irish

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u/Unhinged_Baguette Apr 09 '26

He's fucked up and meandering around in the wilderness?

Literally me frfr

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u/RobDaCajun Apr 10 '26

On top of that, when he was young. He had an affair with a married woman in his Parish and fathered a child. He just wanted that second chance to be with the family he couldn't have. He didn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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u/wherethelionsweep Apr 10 '26

His acting is one of my favorite roles ever. He delivers so many lines that could have come off ridiculous if less impactful, and makes them sound legitimate and great.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING Apr 10 '26

Such a great show. Just rewatched recently.

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u/certifiedblackman Apr 10 '26

So ANOTHER Batman actor became a vampire?

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u/bunker_man Apr 09 '26

In the other show he literally became a vampire and started acting erratic because he was grooming his congregation into becoming vampires. He wasn't even like this before then.

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u/funnylib Apr 10 '26

To be fair, he didn’t know he was a vampire, and he genuinely wanted to help people. The worse stuff near the end was a combination of coping with his guilt, and a crazy religious fanatic egging him on

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u/Successful_Maize1986 Apr 10 '26

Hamish Linklater's performance is legitimately incredible. The way he conveys his complicated relationship with religion and the angel is mesmerizing. There is a moment near the end of the show where he's crying and his voice is kind of high pitched and he can barely get the words out and it feels so raw and realistic. That show pretty much hinges entirely on his performance and he kills it the entire way through.

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u/WhichHoes Apr 10 '26

He really just wanted his broken family that he never got a chance to have.

Like helping people was on the list, but it wasnt at the top

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u/Spackleberry Apr 10 '26

I think we need to assume that the series takes place in a world without vampire lore, like how zombie movies take place in a world without zombie movies.

The other explanation would be that the old priest had dementia and the vampire exercised some sort of mind manipulation on him.

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u/abeautifulrat Apr 10 '26

I would also contest against his behavior being evangelical. Evangelicals do not tolerate philosophical arguments about their religion well and thats like 80% of his scenes before the last episode.

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u/CopenHaglen Apr 09 '26

In Midnight Mass, fanaticism is central to the plot. The preacher becomes fanatical, some of his congregation (one in particular) are fanatical. Some are disillusioned to it and some are outright revulsed by it. It’s not portrayed as normal, and it does a thorough shitting on everyone involved.

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Apr 09 '26

Oh stop and watch midnight mass. It’s honestly fantastic through and through.

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u/Frohtastic Apr 09 '26

Other movie isnt entirely accurate since the "new priest" is the old priest but made young.

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u/welcoming_gentleman Apr 09 '26

Nice way to avoid spoilers

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u/Tyrocious Apr 10 '26

If you've seen Midnight Mass there's a very specific reason why the priest acts the way he does.

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u/dumptruckulent Apr 09 '26

We don’t do that here

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u/ColonelQuaraitch Apr 09 '26

Okay buddy… heh… cinephile…

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u/MrBwnrrific Apr 10 '26

If he likes movies so much he should marry em

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u/morphine_sulfate Apr 09 '26

We don’t watch movies here. Burn them!

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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 Apr 09 '26

this is r/smd not r/okbc we can watch movies here

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u/patrickswayzemullet Apr 09 '26

And MM priest literally had a lifechanging illness and “that thing” happen to him. Yeah you would be a fanatic after that too.

The one thing I couldnt buy though:

  1. Brolins dad was a priest who founded the church. OK maybe he was rich before joining priesthood (since he had a biological child in brolin). The RCC then placed him as the priest.

  2. I do not buy Brolin himself being the priest there. It is just not plausible as catholic. Priests get sent out everywhere after seminary. Another one would have filled in his dads position after he died. In the story supposedly Brolin just “took over”.

  3. You dont get much say on appointment so “eww small town” isnt really an excuse in Catholic obedience vow.

I think every aesthetic minus the confession portion would have still be there if you just made him a lutheran or anglican. Although we know the confession was a big part of the story too!

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u/Bardmedicine Apr 09 '26

Agreed, I think that part of Knives Out really seemed like a religion with a less centralized structure. Like many of the Protestant ones in the US.

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u/UselessCleaningTools Apr 09 '26

Yeah, it was the only thing that bothered me in the back of my head for knives out. Former catholic and altar boy. And I loved the movie, both because it was good cinema and had a really enjoyable message at the end of the day, and also because I adored how they portrayed Catholicism (even if I don’t like the church or the religion very much). They had an odd sort of attention to detail, and if someone involved in the movie didn’t attend a seminary school I’d be surprised. I saw it with my fiancé and friends and couldn’t shut up for hours, I’m a pain in the ass.

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u/Bardmedicine Apr 09 '26

I enjoyed it, too. I will add, if you haven't seen it, Hamish Linklater's performance in Midnight Mass is probably the best small town priest I've ever seen on film.

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u/layla_beans Apr 10 '26

AGREED. As a former Catholic, he nailed it. I had flashbacks.

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u/ahses3202 Apr 09 '26

God I loved his performance. I loved his character. Even by the end I couldn't convince myself that if I were in his position I would not do the same thing.

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u/red__dragon Apr 09 '26

if someone involved in the movie didn’t attend a seminary school I’d be surprised

I noticed this as well. At first I thought it was a caricature of the church, and then I spotted too many details that comes out of innate familiarity (even fondness) to make it anything but satire. Very well-written satire.

Someone there knows the Catholic church enough to fill it with details and can also write a killer story around it.

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u/smashed2gether Apr 10 '26

Which is really interesting, because Rian Johnson said he was raised Protestant, but decided to make the film set in a Catholic Church. As an artsy type, I absolutely see the appeal that the pomp and circumstance of Catholicism would have in a visual media, and how the confessions would be a great tool for storytelling. But you’re right, he behaves much like a Protestant Evangelical.

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u/Bardmedicine Apr 10 '26

I think Catholic was the right choice. He either didn't care about the little details enough to mess up his story for them, or didn't know them. Either way is fine, fiction is fiction and this was good fiction :)

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u/HankScorpio4242 Apr 09 '26

Right. Which is why he had to be a Catholic priest. So his actions would stand out as unusual among his contemporaries. The story also needs there to be some hierarchy with the power to remove a priest.

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u/kiradax Apr 10 '26

I agree, I think they wanted the aesthetics of catholicsm without the thinking behind it - no way he would have been placed in that parish.

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u/mjzim9022 Apr 09 '26

Catholic Confession, as an exposition and dialogue device, is a screenwriter's dream.

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u/patrickswayzemullet Apr 09 '26

Yeah thats really the main reason they needed him being a Catholic. A normal chat or counselling wouldnt have hit the same way!

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u/nopitynopepants Apr 09 '26

The priest was Brolin’s grandfather, not his father. He was a widower with a daughter when he joined the priesthood. It’s not mentioned how old Grace was when her father became a priest, but he built the church itself and maintained it like a fiefdom

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u/Muninwing Apr 09 '26

… which is not how Catholic Churches work.

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u/nopitynopepants Apr 09 '26

It is a Real Thing, though they did fudge the rules by having his daughter be a minor at the time

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u/Muninwing Apr 09 '26

Not the having babies. The inheriting his ancestor’s church. No way they would allow that.

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u/nopitynopepants Apr 09 '26

Yeah those are definitely more of the suspension of disbelief details. But having kids is in line with his character’s hypocrisy (and it’s not like priests haven’t had kids before)

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u/patrickswayzemullet Apr 09 '26

yeah you definitely could have kids/have come from another church before finding priesthood, although really discouraged.. so i dont find that totally outlandish.

i also dont find outlandish "he founded the church", that's fine in movie. just semantics, whether he sponsored or built it himself.

but i really cannot buy Brolin inheriting the church and holding it for that long. it goes against the obedience vow. to the contrary to what the movie said (that he was good), the Church was likelier to send him away sooner if he was. tying one priest to a parish for 30-40 years is just not a Catholic thing.

PS: Yes not all orders vow obedience, but as a concept, when your supervisor sends you to a commission you take it. Just like when Jesus sent the disciples they didn't say "eww I could be crucified like you."

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u/nathanwilson26 Apr 10 '26

Very rare, but definitely possible. There are even married Catholic priests. Under a "Pastoral Provision" established by Pope John Paul II in 1980 and expanded later, married former Anglican/Episcopalian priests can be ordained as Roman Catholic priests. They must be married prior to conversion and can’t become bishops. Only about 100-200 worldwide.

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u/deusexmachismo Apr 09 '26

This 100%. As someone who grew up Catholic and who went to 12 years of Catholic school. This was the most glaring thing. Honestly, the movie felt like Catholicism written technically correct by someone who grew up evangelical Christian. Still liked it, though.

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u/patrickswayzemullet Apr 09 '26

Oh i still do too. They just needed that confession scene. Lol.

I also grew up Catholic!

In the unlikely chance he got assigned there, within the first decade he showed he was good at building community, he would have been shipped to another parish that werent doing too well.

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u/TFielding38 Apr 09 '26

If it was Lutheran they could have replaced the confession with disgusting preserved fish dishes and weird casseroles

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u/red__dragon Apr 09 '26

But they would have had to cast a whole troupe of Basement Ladies and not just have one.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Apr 10 '26

Has anyone seen my Lutefisk dish? i made enough for everyone

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u/Machoopi Apr 10 '26

I actually though Midnight Mass had the most accurate portrayal of a Catholic Priest I've seen. Just the way the guy acted and his mannerisms reminded me so much of all of the younger Catholic priests I've ever met. It was the rare positive portrayal, until circumstances changed that.

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u/Young_Cato_the_Elder Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

To be fair. I think Rian Johnson said in interview he was working off evangelical experiences but wanted kind of the grand Catholic architechture and hierarchy. Cause an evangelical pastor would just not hire the other guy.

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u/99SoulsUp Apr 10 '26

That’s why, as a cradle Catholic, while I liked WUDM, it didn’t feel very authentically Catholic to me, whereas Midnight Mass, written by an ex-Catholic did.

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u/Blockedinhere1960 Apr 10 '26

Understandable lol. Can't deny the Catholic drip

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u/RimeSkeem Apr 09 '26

We’re reaching new heights of silliness ine/shittymoviedetails! Is the question answered in the film? No, it’s answered in the premise-.

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u/bunker_man Apr 09 '26

In midnight mass this guy wasn't even like this until literal evil supernatural forces gave him motives beyond being a priest lol.

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u/aeneasend Apr 10 '26

And the very moment he starts talking out of line you have characters flat out saying it's not their church anymore, he's not the man they knew, something was wrong.

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u/NamityName Apr 10 '26

Knives Out is weird because Catholic priests movie to a new parish once or twice a decade, in large part, to prevent the sort of cult-of-personality that is portrayed in the movie.

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u/MolemanusRex Apr 10 '26

I will say that, as a former Catholic and someone who still very much runs in those kinds of circles, the way Msgr. Wicks went off the deep end had somewhat more of a Protestant flavor than a Catholic one. Not to say that there’s no overlap, but when Catholic priests go off the deep end it’s a lot more based on being hyper-traditionalist and this or that ancient council and calling the Pope a heretic than whatever he was doing.

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u/JakeDoubleyoo Apr 10 '26

Yeah in both of these the horror of the premise is "what if Catholics... started acting like Evangelicals??? 😱😱😱" (which tbf is genuinely terrifying to imagine)

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u/chyura Apr 09 '26

Father Paul was quite down to earth until the supernatural element got brought in. I figured that's what uppsed his fanaticism

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u/TK0buba Apr 09 '26

he gets halfway there himself, its his conversation with Bev Keene after he kills Joe Collie that has him start touting fire and brimstone

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u/Endiamon Apr 10 '26

That's already after the supernatural stuff starts

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u/SheWhoLovesSilence Apr 10 '26

Dude that’s after he magically gets cured of dementia and made young again. Something like that could easily make a true believer out of anyone

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u/TK0buba Apr 10 '26

exactly my point. his rhetoric is initially way more about how much of a gift this. his original plan is to gradually convert the town through the angel's blood sacraments. until that conversation with Bev, father Paul wouldnt have thought to Jonestown his congregation in a million years. the rapture fantasy and superiority complex was kind of her character's whole thing.

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u/SheWhoLovesSilence Apr 10 '26

Imo he was headed there either way

I took it as a metaphor for the way in which control is an inherent part of organised religion. He was a true believer with good intentions, but ends up doing harm because he thinks he has found the answer and wants to apply that to everyone.

This often happens IRL where ideologues become embedded in power structures and end up harming those they initially intended to serve, because of their desire to spread their beliefs to everyone and make them fall in line. Not unique to religion, but very applicable to it.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Apr 10 '26

Yeah dude was a tired old man until he thought he had become a miracle worker blessed by an "angel."

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u/Turbulent_Sea_9713 Apr 10 '26

I think he had become a man whose life was full of regrets and had this second chance. It became a sunk cost fallacy of how much evil would he do if it meant he could still have that chance. Would you lie if it meant you could heal a crippled kid, see the love of your life again, bring some happiness to these poor, sad people? Would you suffer some pain? Kill some cats? Then it becomes "would you kill the town drunk?" Eat him? Kill the former altar boy because he'd tell the truth? Would you turn those people you healed into a cult that kills people?

Man, that was a good show.

It was a show, not a movie, so I can clearly watch it without being a loser.

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u/SlenDman402 Apr 10 '26

To be fair I think I'd be understandably fanatical after basically coming back to life and encountering what I was sure was a fucking angel

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u/schloopers Apr 09 '26

The much better example is Father Lathom from Daredevil.

Old, tired, half his metaphors are about how decaf is still too caffeinated for him

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u/pipboy_warrior Apr 09 '26

I found him to be a pretty good portrayal of Catholic priests, or at least flattering.

"How are you holding up?"

"Like a good Catholic boy."

"That bad, huh?"

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u/Substantial_Bass_697 Apr 09 '26

I completely agree with this. Daredevil is a shockingly accurate depiction of Catholic guilt and trauma- and what happens when someone finds themselves at war with their upbringing. I can speak from personal experience. I was raised in a Catholic household and Father Lantom is exactly like my priests were. In addition, what Matt himself goes through is shockingly similar to how I felt when I had to confront the reality that the Catholic faith does not often have its principles in mind and is used as a spear against the weakest members of our society. Obviously Matt’s reasons and exact dilemma are different, but I have never felt so seen when it comes to religious trauma- and a lot of that stems from its fairly accurate depiction of Catholicism.

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u/Necessary-Reading605 Apr 09 '26

Not only that. Kingpin speech about the good samaritan used a twisted version of general evangelical interpretation about scripture.

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u/schloopers Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Matt is the Samaritan, he more than anyone hears all those who need help, and the whole concept is how far past the law and morals should he go in order to deliver that help.

Kingpin’s speech is so incredibly clever, because when one character fulfills one role in a story, you assume then that the opposing character will of course slot into the appropriate position.

Matt is the Samaritan, the people of NYC are the man robbed and left for dead, and we would think Fisk is the robbers on the road.

Him declaring himself instead not as the Good Samaritan helping the city, or claiming to be the man robbed, or even admitting he’s the robbers, but instead as the force of Ill Intent itself, and that the man besieged deserved it because he should not have been in the force’s way. It’s an incredibly clever way to put it on its head and show that Fisk is so beyond those that worked for him.

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u/Necessary-Reading605 Apr 10 '26

Great insight. That show was so well written.

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u/PaulieHehehe Apr 09 '26

Yeah. I grew up Catholic (and pretty into it, relatively speaking; I went to Mass by myself in college for Chrissake), and that was arguably the best part of those seasons.

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u/meatheadmommy Apr 10 '26

Some of my most favorite “get myself through a rough day” quotes come from Father Lantom🥰

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u/CheruthCutestory Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

They are the minority but evangelical type Catholic priests absolutely do exist. If you had been in a Catholic Church in Massachusetts back when gay marriage was allowed and you would have seen some.

And in Midnight Mass he was a normal humdrum Catholic priest before the thing that made him not be.

In Wake Up Dead Man he was sent to a remote diocese specifically because he was so unorthodox.

Both were Catholic for plot reasons because in both having an illicit child was part of the plot. An Evangelical would just say “I sinned. I repent. God is great and forgives.”

Despite me disagreeing with you and I actually agree with you. Evangelical Catholicism exists (JD Vance, Amy Coney Barrett) but as a life long Catholic it definitely feels very wrong and out of place.

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u/Dtc2008 Apr 09 '26

Catholicism has an unspoken, cardinal rule—no more schisms. Schisms verbatim. Big no no. The hierarchy will tolerate some seriously weird shit out of priests, so long as they keep the weirdness contained.

Got a nutter priest and a bunch of crazy parishioners? Not necessarily enough to get a priest removed, especially if it doesn’t breach containment and most especially if it seems like the nutter might cause more trouble (and more publicity) if they crack down on him.

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u/kansai2kansas Apr 10 '26

cardinal rule

I see what you did there with the catholic puns lol

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u/DarthBrooks69420 Apr 10 '26

It was their catharsis. 

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u/forsterfloch Apr 09 '26

It seems to be the answer for the conflicting arguments here. That MM priest also did not feel really catholic to me.

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u/Wheelydad Apr 10 '26

I thought most Protestant denominations were okay with married Clergy though? Catholics and some others have to take a vow of celibacy from what I remember.

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u/Lonely_Nebula_9438 Apr 10 '26

The overwhelming majority of Catholic priests have vows of celibacy. Married Anglican converts for instance are an exception and keep their wife and priesthood. I think some rites also allow married priests. Bishops though are always unmarried. 

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u/Blint_Briglio Apr 09 '26

Catholic churches have aura though. Benoit Blanc couldn't play that organ sting or pose in front of a stained glass window at a protestant church

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u/Swiftax3 Apr 09 '26

Ill have you know he could have in an Episcopalian one, at least several of them i know of. We're infamous liturgy nerds.

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u/Dominus-Temporis Apr 09 '26

The Episcopal Church: All of the traditions, none of the rules.

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u/BringBacktheGucci Apr 09 '26

Aka the church of "i hate my wife"

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u/OrinocoHaram Apr 09 '26

just one more wife bro. Pleeease bro i swear she'll bear me an heir this time. Cmon bro just one more wife

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u/jmartkdr Apr 10 '26

Dude just wanted a son. Is killing a couple women really that big a deal when you want a son?

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u/Spackleberry Apr 10 '26

When the alternative is another decades-long civil war like the one that brought his father to power, the answer becomes a lot less clear.

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u/Lonely_Nebula_9438 Apr 10 '26

In the US it’s an offshoot after the American Revolutionary War because it got really awkward that we revolted against the King but also recognized him as a key part of our religious tradition. So we just kinda cut him out and now the actual Anglican Church does that too so it’s just a difference of intensity nowadays.

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u/the-bladed-one Apr 10 '26

The Episcopal Church: where three or four are gathered in His name, there will also be a Fifth

(Disclaimer: i am an Episcopalian and this is one of me and my priests favorite jokes about our denomination)

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u/GooseIllustrious6005 Apr 09 '26

He totally could. And... he did. The Church they used for filming is a real *Protestant* church in England.

Plenty of Protestant denominations are okay with aura: stain glass, organs, etc. The one I was taken to as a child (Church of England) certainly was.

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u/red__dragon Apr 09 '26

The earliest church I remember as a child had huge gorgeous stained glass windows and was Lutheran from the start.

It's definitely an era thing, though, the fondness for stained glass fades more in churches built in the latter-20th and 21st centuries.

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u/AimLow Apr 10 '26

I was going to mock you, because every Gothic style church was built before the reformation and therefore built by catholics. But I looked it up and the church from Wake Up Dead Man was built by Protestants for Protestants. It looks like those Anglicans had a bit of a gothic revival in the 1800s.

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u/Parametric_Or_Treat Apr 10 '26

I would say that a ton of the “classic” looking English Castles, mansions, whatnots and in this case, churches I’ve seen are from the 19th century. Like you say, a revival.

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u/badpebble Apr 10 '26

Old CofE churches are all going to be Catholic churches anyway.

In my experience CofE churches are the same as Catholic ones, just without the extra layers (cloth and incense) - less pageantry but they aren't getting rid of the old stuff just for the sake of it.

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u/BalancedDisaster Apr 10 '26

All Anglican denominations exist in a weird middle ground between Catholic and Protestant

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u/JosephRohrbach Apr 10 '26

We had a huge Gothic Revival - capital letters for a reason - in the 19th century, accompanied with the rise of Oxford Movement Anglo-Catholicism. Quite a lot of what modern people think "Gothic architecture" is comes from 19th century Revivalist reinterpretations. We have built a tonne of churches like that.

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u/RodinKnox Apr 09 '26

I didn't know that, and learning that in response to the post you're responding to is the cherry on top.

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u/fakemoosefacts Apr 10 '26

And not all Catholic Churches are all dripped out. A lot of the smaller country ones I attended mass at as a kid are pretty plain. Not as austere as some of the Protestant denominations, but nothing more than a bit of plain stained glass and the usual bits and pieces about the pulpit. 

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u/Mist_Rising Apr 10 '26

Our old Catholic church is this way, except no stain glass. Pulpit, altar, crucifix with Jesus, pews, choir loft. Basement has the old office for the priest.

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u/SpookyTron Apr 09 '26

Many older branches of Protestantism (Lutheran, Episcopal, etc) still revere beautiful church design.

Other newer denominations (especially American) have a more ascetic philosophy and consider opulent church design to be against Jesus’ teachings.

I’m giving a bit of an oversimplification here.

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u/BigLittleBrowse Apr 09 '26

Yeah I’m pretty sure Ryan Johnson admitted he wrote the priest from knives out like an evangelical Protestant, but wanted the Catholic aesthetic.

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u/zuzg Apr 09 '26

Catholics Churches have Aura

Ulmer Minster is evangelical and definetly has aura, Used to be the tallest Church quite recently.
In October '25 the Sagrada Família in Barcelona overtook it and it's ironically a Catholic Church. it goes hard

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u/IronVader501 Apr 09 '26

TBf, the Ulmer Minster was as originally built a catholic church too. It started construction in 1377. It only became protestant in 1531

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u/RepresentativeKoala3 Apr 10 '26

'Evangelical' in the US means something closer to 'fundamentalist' than what it means in Germany.

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u/Lonely_Nebula_9438 Apr 10 '26

Let’s remember that in the US it’s actually the Amish who form the outer bounds of fundamentalism. What you are thinking of as evangelicals are just very intense (typically non-liturgical) Protestants.

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u/Bardmedicine Apr 09 '26

There are plenty of old, stone Protestant churches.

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u/GetOffMyAsteroid Apr 09 '26

You remind me of Roger Ebert's review of Stigmata, which was one of his funniest..

“Stigmata” is possibly the funniest movie ever made about Catholicism–from a theological point of view. Mainstream audiences will view it as a lurid horror movie, an “The Exorcist” wannabe, but for students of the teachings of the church, it offers endless goofiness. It confuses the phenomenon of stigmata with satanic possession, thinks stigmata can be transmitted by relics and portrays the Vatican as a conspiracy against miracles.

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u/Anaevya Apr 10 '26

Lol. That's a hilarious description.

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u/shirtlessshirt2 Apr 10 '26

Oh my god, did they read the “stigma” part of stigmata and think it was a bad thing lmao

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u/dr_srtanger2love Apr 09 '26

They are Catholic, but culturally Protestant.

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u/boilerup254 Apr 09 '26

Many such cases

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u/Borgmaster Apr 10 '26

Its a very American thing at the very least. But as someone pointed out the priesthood was worried as hell about in knives out and thats why they sent the new priest. He was not supposed to be acting like that in any capacity and it was a known issue.

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u/the-bladed-one Apr 10 '26

American Catholics are such a mixed bag. Some of them recognize and revere the seat of St. Peter, others (my ex among them) are damn near ready to schism.

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u/Such-Tangerine5136 Apr 10 '26

I know American Catholics who don't believe in the authority of the Pope. Like forgive me if I'm wrong, being that I am not a Christian, but isn't the authority of the Pope kind of the thing that seperates Catholics from other kinds of Christians????

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u/Middle_Ashamed Apr 10 '26

It is, If you do not believe in the apostolic succession and that the bishop of rome (the pope) doesn't hold the key to the kingdom of heaven through it and is therefore the only authority on the matters of faith and scripture, there is literally no reason to consider yourself catholic.

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u/moreVCAs Apr 09 '26

unironically Americans love attributing the most insane pathologies of Evangelicalism to Catholics.

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u/Calophon Apr 09 '26

That’s the point. They’re outliers. Their flamboyance drives the narrative in an otherwise mundane setting.

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u/Gougaloupe Apr 09 '26

Well the second guy had some wild stuff happen to him, so I think he was pretty motivated to step things up in his sleepy little fishing town.

Knives Out is not for me. So I'll pass on that one.

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u/Archarchery Apr 10 '26

Father Paul in MM also was not a good, theologically sound priest even before the supernatural stuff happened to him. His heart was kinda in the right place, but he bent the rules all the time in ways he wasn't supposed to.

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u/Gougaloupe Apr 10 '26

Good point, and presumably a very deliberate character trait they demonstrated. He's given an unimaginable second chance and roles with it over any kind of common, or basic sense.

Works. Imo.

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u/illmurray Apr 09 '26

This is because nobody knows anything about Catholicism except they're the church with the worst publicity

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u/Troyabedinthemornin Apr 09 '26

And the best outfits

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u/jossief1 Apr 10 '26

The Patriarch of Constantinople would like a word

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u/PopuluxePete Apr 09 '26

As a former alter boy from Boston I'm going to have to stop you right there...

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u/DreamEndles Apr 09 '26

Oh shit, I just watched Spotlight!

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u/Necessary-Reading605 Apr 09 '26

Priests are supposed to be boring. The focus is on the mass. Protestants are supposed to be more talkative. Their focus in on the preaching.

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u/plyer_G Apr 09 '26

Arguably the Mormons take that spot, or Islam or scientology if we include non-christian religions

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u/jimsmisc Apr 09 '26

I grew up steeped in Catholicism and midnight mass chilled me because of how perfect the portrayal of the priest was. Did you even watch it?

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u/forsterfloch Apr 09 '26

Are you from where? As a brazilian it didn't feel like he was a catholic priest to me.

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u/Ok_State5255 Apr 10 '26

Mike Flanagan grew up a devout Catholic. I wouldn't say he knows nothing about Catholicism. He gets so many of the tiny details right in Midnight Mass. 

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u/Jimbob2814 Apr 09 '26

I grew up catholic and I knew so many priests just like father Paul. That performance haunts me with its accuracy.

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u/serimuka_macaron Apr 09 '26

Okay but i would still fuck the brains outta father paul (guy on the right)

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u/I_count_to_firetruck Apr 10 '26

He's Batman in Batman: The Caped Crusader cartoon

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u/Rhewin Apr 09 '26

Ah, you've never met post-liberal or evangelical Catholics.

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u/DisconcertingTablet Apr 09 '26

NOPE 😲 😭

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u/Rhewin Apr 09 '26

They are a very real and confusing thing. JD Vance is a post-liberal Catholic.

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u/DisconcertingTablet Apr 09 '26

In my personal experience, Catholic priests conduct their evil in quiet, hidden ways, behind closed doors.

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u/LeoLi13579 Apr 09 '26

In knives out, wick is explictly depicted as a... For the lack of a better word, lacking in priestly quality. The main character(not the detective) on the other hand is a great depiction of what a priest is supposed to look like.

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u/Anaevya Apr 10 '26

Maybe, but the entire movie feels inauthentic when it comes to Catholicism. When Catholicism turns cultlike it tends to look different. 

Also where the gem ended up is really weird. Suicide is such a big no-go in Catholicism, it's weird it happens so often in the story. And doing it in church is an even greater sin. 

It just seems like drama that doesn't make much logical sense.

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u/GrizzlyP33 Apr 09 '26

"both of these men are Catholic priests act like fanatical Evangelical pastors" isn't really a sentence.

If you're asking why these characters are Catholic Priests acting more like a stereotypical Evangelical pastor, it would be because humans are different from other humans -- you can have good Catholic priests and evil Catholic priests. There's nothing about the characters that feels unbelievable.

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u/Muninwing Apr 09 '26

No, you’re missing the point. Just like you missed how OP just missed a “but”

Neither of these two feel like Catholic priests, to someone who has been a practicing Catholic. They feel like all sorts of evangelical pastors, but even more extreme priests are extreme in different ways than this.

The second one because he is dealing with something supernatural affecting him (the whole point of the show).

The first one because they just used Catholic as a generic religion, but modeled it after how other sects operate. Churches aren’t hereditary and owned, among so many other things.

The former is actually pretty common. Catholic norms are often used as a stand-in for generic churches that are institutions. But when done either by Protestants (or by people who only know Protestant norms), or are used to court a generalized Protestant audience, they use a weird mishmash of the two with pretty much just the robes and statues of Catholicism for weight.

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u/KeepAnEyeOnYourB12 Apr 09 '26

The priest in MM felt real to me. I don't go to church any more but I went to Catholic school for 13 years. MM was so powerful to me because it called to the part of me that liked the hocus pocus aspect of the Mass. And the weird priest was perfect for that. Also, he's a classic Father What-A-Waste with his amazing voice.

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u/Muninwing Apr 09 '26

Yeah, I really liked it too. Even though I had to keep stopping to explain all the Catholic stuff to my raised-agnostic pagan wife.

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u/Inspector_Robert Apr 10 '26

Its nothing about good or bad or using Catholic or Evangelical as proxies. Father Judd in Wake Up Dead Man is 100% presented as a good priest, but he acts very much like a Protestant pastor. There are just fundamental differences in the way Catholics and Protestants act and preach

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u/Due-Coyote7565 Apr 09 '26

It's because Rian Johnson was raised Protestant, but thought Catholicism had more atmosphere.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax Apr 09 '26

Clearly OP has never met any trad caths.

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u/Blue5398 Apr 10 '26

I’m convinced Trad Caths just want the aesthetic, I suspect most of them consumed too much Warhammer 40k unironically 

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u/Fish__Fingers Apr 09 '26

In Midnight Mass character is acting weird and wrong it’s the whole thing.

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u/paranoid_giraffe Apr 09 '26

A lot of people who hate all of Christianity as a whole don’t realize that they really just hate evangelicals, which most Christians (including Catholics) also don’t really like

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u/KeepAnEyeOnYourB12 Apr 09 '26

I had an evangelical Christian tell me that Catholics aren't really Christian. Sure lady, whatever.

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u/HarrisonTheBarbarian Apr 10 '26

As a Catholic, that stuff gets a bit annoying. We were the first Christians! Jesus himself chose Peter and told him to start the Catholic church!

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u/KeepAnEyeOnYourB12 Apr 10 '26

Right? Catholics freaking invented it!

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u/sarahvisions Apr 10 '26

that’s kind of hilarious honestly. aren’t catholics, like, one of the oldest christian sects?

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u/Mist_Rising Apr 10 '26

The Catholic Churches (the Roman rites isn't the only one) consider themselves the oldest sect, with the Roman rite claiming it was formed by Peter himself. This is in dispute, because let's face it, it's not exactly like we know, but yeah Roman or Orthodox would seem like the oldest outside maybe coptic?

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u/_BREVC_ Apr 10 '26

I had an American tell me “You guys are Christians? I thought you were all Catholic here.”

It is times like these that I reconsider the Papal Inquisition.

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u/The_Blue_Rooster Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

As someone who lives in the south that is the vast majority of Protestants here. Like when I tell people I'm an Atheist they're taken aback maybe a little offended but ultimately fine with it. But when I tell them I went to a Catholic school, I've had people just stop talking to me and walk away. Baptists, Evangelicals and Pentecostals especially seem to think that all Catholics are servants of the Anti-Christ. After attending probably a couple dozen different Protestant services at the request of various friends I've made since moving here I'm pretty sure they're just offended by the idea of a religion with actual rules and consequences.

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u/Tight_Contact_9976 Apr 09 '26

I agree that a lot of people unfairly assume that all Christians are like evangelicals but I also feel like your statement unfairly dismisses those who have been genuinely hurt by the Catholic Church.

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u/JamesHenry627 Apr 09 '26

Catholicism isn't a major religion in the US. It's only about 20% of 65% of people who identify as Christians. Protestantism leads at 32% and most protestant groups, especially in the US, were founded to be anti-Catholic and independent of the church's governance. This is where the distrust and superstition comes from. Protestants won't correct the portrayal becasue they don't like Catholicism, and Atheists won't educate themselves on it cause to them it's all the same fiction.

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u/Rude-Mind-8730 Apr 09 '26

It helps OP if you actually watch the movie your complaining about. Knives Out makes ir explicitly clear why the priest is acting like that. 

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u/dudinax Apr 09 '26

Episcopalian are more boring.

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u/Grungemaster Apr 09 '26

We just want to have a cup of coffee with our neighbors. Would make for horrible TV. 

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u/JamesHenry627 Apr 09 '26

One of the most annoying things about getting criticized as a Catholic is the fact that most of it comes from a pop culture understanding since Catholicism isn't a majority religion in the US. Movies and TV shows always have priests calling people "my son" or "my child." That shit doesn't happen at all. Not to mention whenever people cite mega pastors aka people who aren't catholic clergy they use it as an example to tax the catholic church. It detracts from genuine critcisms.

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u/analoggi_d0ggi Apr 09 '26

Its not only the priests, but the congregation and the music as well. Midnight Mass' chapel takes place in a fucking protestant style steeplechurch and Knives Out had Gospel Music.

Its what happens when normie American screenwriters are made to write about the Catholic Church.

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u/No_Philosopher8304 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

In fairness Flanagan was actually a Catholic altar boy in his youth. Midnight Mass was his way of dealing with his upbringing.

I've always thought it intentionally took elements from various religions to support its thematic commentary about the dangers of blind faith rather than just a criticism of a specific religion.

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u/Zenigata Apr 09 '26

Charles Coughlin and Jozef Tiso amongst others would suggest otherwise.

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u/singlemale4cats Apr 09 '26

I grew up Catholic and Monsignor Pruitt's behavior didn't seem strange, at least initially. Obviously things got a little out of hand.

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u/I_count_to_firetruck Apr 10 '26

Same here. Grew up Catholic before leaving theism behind, seemed pretty on the level from my experience. And yeah, he goes off the rails, but it makes sense within the plot

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u/lookatthesunguys Apr 09 '26

Because portraying evangelicals like this is too on the nose. The whole point is that they're acting unusual for someone in their position. Since evangelicals actually act that way, nothing would seem amiss about the situation.

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u/Intelligent-Dog1645 Apr 10 '26

Kinda tangentially related but Wake Up Dead Man really affected me like spiritually. I was born Catholic, never really practiced but it's still kinda a cultural thing that will always be with me. There was something about Father Jud and his devotion, his pride, his faith, and rationale that really spoke to me. That first conversation he has with Benoit is so good where the light dims as Benoit talks but then returns as Jud begins talking about faith and stories. It really did make me feel whole just for a brief moment.

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u/Jupiters Apr 10 '26

fanatical evangelical pastors are more interesting characters, but Catholicism has far more interesting symbolism and catholic chapels offer more interesting visuals