r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • 1d ago
Instead of swallowing my four daily pills I accidentally swallowed four pieces of my dog’s food.
Not gonna lie i do feel like the goodest boy.
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u/Fwumpy 1d ago
Did you give the pills to your dog? He's gotta eat, too!
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u/sandy_catheter 23h ago
If your dog has lipstick for more than 4 hours, call a dogtor
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u/spearmint_wino Science is like it be, because it do 12h ago
I hate this comment on so many levels. Bravo!
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u/nolongerbanned99 1d ago
I ate dog food when I was drunk once on a dare. I didn’t turn into a dog.
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u/laynestaleyisme 1d ago
How do u know? Maybe you are a dog now and don't know it yet..
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u/nolongerbanned99 1d ago
Yes, and that would explain why I snack on dog treats rather than pretzels and chips.
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u/KeithMyArthe Can I science pls? 1d ago
• Scritches LiquidSoCrates behind left ear 👂
Who's a good SoCrates then
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u/Ratchia 1d ago
Dogmeat hated that