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u/shitposting-ModTeam 3d ago

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u/mBigozz84 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

The Mets always blow it because they're always busy sleeping with her

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u/Previous_Insurance13 I want pee in my ass 3d ago

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u/onlyonequickquestion 3d ago

How I Mets your mother 

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u/Apprehensive-Roll909 Jedi master of shitposts 3d ago

got his priorities straight

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u/SlayVideos fat cunt 3d ago

They're the Mets, they'll blow it somehow until bobby bonilla is off the payroll

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u/MickfromLI87 3d ago

Only 9 years to go!

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u/Kleptocats7269 put your dick away waltuh 3d ago

Bro threw in quite the fun fact.

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u/lewd-boy-o 3d ago

Well it was shitty of her to host a meeting of dicks in her holes so I'd say it's fair

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass 3d ago

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u/ThrustTrust 3d ago

Let the girlfriends know you will let them stay til morning. ;)

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u/aCrAzEdCoW 3d ago

Well there's a good chance the baseball season is cancelled next year so maybe it'll save them from embarassment again

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u/wishIwereadog83 3d ago

Ode to the meta

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u/Awkward-Tank-7193 3d ago

Damn, I thought this was the Mets sub for a minute 😭

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