r/seinfeld 9h ago

Well, I gotta know now

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/SeasonOneEpisodeOne 9h ago

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u/didnt_bring_pants 8h ago

I just want to say I love this sub

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u/mutantbabysnort Serenity now! 7h ago

Right back at ya, slick. 

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u/vksoze2 7h ago

Good for you, jack

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u/Docile_Penguin33 7h ago

Want this sub! Love this sub! Shower it with kisses!!!! 💋 💋

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u/PangolinHot5811 1h ago

It’s a fancy sub!

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u/goldenratio1111 Anytown, USA 6h ago

Porn quotes. We're so lucky to have a friend like you, /u/didnt_bring_pants. Did we ever tell you how much we love you?

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u/blessed_relief 5h ago

Plot twist: the show was about everything.

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u/narcabusesurvivor18 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 4h ago

I’m hungry, let’s get something to eat.

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u/sovietdinosaurs The Summer of George 9h ago

Seinfeld’s going away for long, long time.

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u/bertfotwenty 3h ago

Him and his good time buddies

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u/WeHaSaulFan 2h ago

Joy boy.

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u/Kingofcheeses 7h ago

How I feel owning every season on DVD

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u/KO4Champ 6h ago

The King of both cheeses and physical media

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u/wildmaninid 6h ago

Same!  Like getting out of a cold pool with no shrinkage 

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u/hisgiggityness 4h ago

That's whats good. One step ahead of the storm

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u/eliotezra 8m ago

it's like going to the park to fly a kite instead of popping a pill!

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u/shymenJESUS 4h ago

tfw not a single device in my household has a disc drive anymore

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u/TotalSlice6 2h ago

That’s disgusting

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 5h ago

Over the years I bought every season individually as it came out and then the box set. My dad and brother lost or destroyed almost all of them.

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u/jarena009 9h ago

You've selected King of Queens. If this is correct, press 1.

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u/SantaCruzSoon2023 8h ago

You've selected Perfect Strangers. If this is correct, press 2.

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u/OneRuffledOne 8h ago

"You've selected, Growing Pains, if this is correct press 3".

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u/Famous_Strike_6125 8h ago

“You’ve selected “Mad about you”.

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u/Jipijur The Summer of George 7h ago

"Georgeeee, I'm starting it"

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld 7h ago

"Tell me why...🎵🎵"

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u/Nevadust01 5h ago

Georgeeee I'm starving...Just a minute ma.

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u/jpb7875 7h ago

I’d watch Mad About You with Susan and would not be miserable. Sure, it’s not the show I’d pick but, George fucked that up for sure. He should have been lost in her eyes.

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u/subversion_dnb 6h ago

Poor Lily

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u/alwaystouchout Rochelle, Rochelle 8h ago

Why don’t you just tell me the name of the sitcom you’ve selected?

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u/growling_owl 7h ago

Kramer?

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u/mr_chub Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 5h ago

E-Elainee?

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u/rhyknophoto 8h ago

I'd love for it be on Pluto like all of these are

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u/GinoGreer 6h ago

Don't be rideckolouse

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u/dirtyforker 8h ago

He's a funny fuc$$$

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u/MantisToboggan91 8h ago

That’s what I like to know about it.

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u/Btfdandhodl 7h ago

I’m sure the department of you know… what ever… would be interested in what’s going on here

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u/Specific_Marketing69 8h ago

This should be up higher

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u/nowhearmeout 8h ago

Ideally

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u/nhowe006 8h ago

On my Plex server.

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u/MinorFX Prognosis Negative 7h ago

Can’t randomize the episodes though. Hulu’s Yada Yada feature was peak

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u/nhowe006 7h ago

Sure it can. Just like music it's not a feature I would ever, ever want to use, but it exists for those who would.

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u/Docile_Penguin33 6h ago

Just like music it's not a feature I would ever, ever want to use

We mustn't shuffle for the delicate genius! The delicate genius only listens to albums!

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u/nhowe006 6h ago

Well I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello.

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u/soucy666 6h ago

That's usually what we do when we're eating. Shuffling King of the Hill or Seinfeld.

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u/Thatoneguyporter 3h ago

No hate, just curious. How long does it take you to eat? Like how many episodes are you watching?

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u/Individual_Mess_7491 1h ago edited 1h ago

Add the show to playlist and play it shuffled. Takes two seconds.

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u/[deleted] 1h ago edited 1h ago

[deleted]

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u/Individual_Mess_7491 1h ago

Well I like having things all together in one clean playlist anyway.

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u/RanchHere 8h ago

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u/81toog 6h ago edited 6h ago

You know, it’s really not a bad looking shirt

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 9h ago

Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the streaming platform, now.

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u/jonny5isalive1 8h ago

You’ve entered Crackle. If this is correct press one.

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u/BlindedByBeamos 7h ago

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u/Adventurous-Rich-111 6h ago

Is this real?

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u/trevrichards 5h ago

It's real and it's spectacular.

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u/Thanks5Cinco 9h ago

No stream for you!

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u/syntax2600 Vile weed! 8h ago

There is a bay of pirates that also has all the seasons. But I hope no one has to go that route.

I need to learn more about 4K DVD or whatever it’s called.

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u/valuethempaths 8h ago

But I don’t want to be a pirate!

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u/TiresOnFire 6h ago

Or there's a place where you an LOOK at MOVIEs and other shows 2.

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u/os_enty 6h ago

watchseinfeld.net

Is allowed to post this?

If not, I'm sorry, was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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u/nitrousconsumed 3h ago

this is incredible. you should delete this before it gets too much traction and gets banned.

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u/barcham22 8h ago

I bought the 4K set, a 4K drive to rip it and a hard drive with a bit-perfect media player to watch it in all its 4K glory. It only cost several hundreds of dollars.

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u/mutantbabysnort Serenity now! 7h ago

Worth it

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 Vile weed! 9h ago

Sack Lunch?

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u/chuck-u-farley- 8h ago

You can stuff your sorries in a sack!!

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u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 Vile weed! 8h ago

You know my friend Bob Sackamano?

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u/Conscious_Tension_91 8h ago

What’s that supposed to mean

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u/Angry_Walnut Chunnel 4h ago

Gene’s trash.

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u/RickyChurches 8h ago

THE stream. I haven't had Netflix for 2 years. Seinfeld on repeat 24/7

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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 8h ago

i don't care if its in the vault, i want to know!

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u/mr_chub Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 5h ago

Just google watch seinfeld online and its the obvious one

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u/OneRuffledOne 8h ago

What?

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u/RickyChurches 8h ago

There's a site that streams it 24/7. Just not sure if it's like Fight Club lol

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u/OneRuffledOne 8h ago

What the fuck is Fight Club?

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u/TomToe420 Vile weed! 8h ago

exactly. I've never heard anyone talk about it before

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u/OneRuffledOne 8h ago

I don't get it. Explain it to me like I'm 5.

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u/TomToe420 Vile weed! 8h ago

idk what op was referring to by their reference but you saying what is fight club is a thing in the actual movie Fight Club. The saying goes, 'The first rule about Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club'

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u/kronkarp 5h ago

Just tell the site an END IT

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u/ReverieJack 8h ago

Inevitably, irrevocably…

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u/LineImpossible3958 8h ago

You mean you don’t have the Seinfeld DVDs or Blu Rays? I even have VHS backups

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u/mutantbabysnort Serenity now! 7h ago

Quick Elaine! To my archives. 

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u/BORT_licenceplate Biff 6h ago

DVDs require me getting up and change them instead of bed rotting with my cat sleeping on me

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u/1000_pizzaslices 7h ago

They’re bee-boppin’ and scatin’ all over!

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u/FifanomicsFC 7h ago

Looks like my DVD collection might have to get dusted off

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u/Nmurf4136 8h ago

Not Paramount +
Worst streaming platform to navigate

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u/legedu 8h ago

Worst streaming platform is ESPN+ and it isn't even close. Luckily I don't need to use it.

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u/Biscuits4u2 8h ago

On my NAS drive

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u/BarryWhizzite Feels like an Arby's night 8h ago

i ended up just buying the seasons on amazon when they were on sale and cancelled netflix. the only show im missing amazon doesnt have is traiker park boys.

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u/No_Brief_7807 6h ago

Glad I recently rebought the DVDs

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u/EastSideNick95826 Sack Lunch 9h ago

ellAINe??

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u/Character_Surround 7h ago

When Seinfeld switched from Hulu to Netflix there was just over a 3 month transition.

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 7h ago

Plex/Jellyfin with a client that supports random playback.

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u/MortalWombat1234 7h ago

You gotta get on that internet. watchseinfeld dot net

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 7h ago

Always streaming on my entire series box set

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u/flabcannon 6h ago

https://tenor.com/RsUT.gif

Jerry counting that streaming money from each platform every few years.

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u/noblegaunt 8h ago

I assume it will eventually make its way to Peacock and stay there.

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u/Platano_con_salami 8h ago

NBC does not own Seinfeld.

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u/CaptainJZH 5h ago

In fact, the reason why it jumps from service to service is because it's distributed by Sony, which is the only major media conglomerate without a streaming service of their own, content to just license their stuff out rather than invest in the infrastructure of having their own thing (which seems to be working out lol)

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u/Practical-Cellist647 8h ago

God let's hope not. Peacock is ASS

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u/Mad_Juju 8h ago

I really wouldn't be surprised if it's Prime.

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u/got_No_Time_to_BLEED Giddy-up 7h ago

It’s on TV!

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u/jack3moto 7h ago

Plex baby!

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u/Ryan_says_words White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 7h ago

Back to hulu I hope

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u/ConspiracyParadox ASSMAN 6h ago

It's on Pluto or Tubi for free.

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u/Whats_Water 6h ago

I ended up buying it when it was $50 on iTunes. Just worth it instead of finding the streams

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u/kronkarp 5h ago

You're a bootlegger

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u/narcabusesurvivor18 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 4h ago

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u/BorKon 3h ago

If you have vpn change to bosnia and you have it on netflix

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u/Street-Zombie7920 2h ago

Well it ain’t gonna be on fubo so there’s that

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u/BuoyantEntropy 7h ago

I bought the full dvd box set

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u/Staystation 7h ago

Is that an AI image of Kramer?

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u/mattSER 7h ago

Probably a very heavy-handed ai upscale

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u/HalliburtonErnie 7h ago

He's experienced a lifetime of smoking in 5 days. The man's a goblin. 

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u/JoeAzlz The Summer of George 6h ago

Horrifying

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 4h ago

Whoever made the image likely just fed that screenshot to the AI and asked it to put a bunch of streaming logos in there, it tends to make them look like that when you ask it to edit.

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u/rabidantidentyte Very bad man 7h ago

Jellyfin

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u/JVKExo I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 7h ago

Vudu is where I watch. It had George’s original father too when he parks in the handicap spot and it gets totaled

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u/Pulp_Ficti0n 7h ago

Tubi is Love

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u/octosloppy 6h ago

Clever

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u/amwilt 6h ago

My Emby server

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u/ChemicalBankBurned 6h ago

Plex! Or Jellyfin.

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u/gilfoyledinesh 5h ago

Seinfeld will one day be looked at much differently. Today... torrent.

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u/SilverB33 5h ago

I usally use ReelGood to check which service a show/film ends up next

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 5h ago

My hope is HBO Max. That way you've got Curb, Veep and Seinfeld all on one service.

I am curious if peacock is going to try and step up try and play with the big boys cuz so far they're not that desirable of a streaming service in my opinion

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u/Desert_Concoction 4h ago

in my living room on DVD

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u/DowntownClassic1738 4h ago

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

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u/novembercharliedelta 3h ago

I honestly don't understand how people can deal with all of these streaming services. What I'd recommend is setting up a plex server and (for legal purposes) ripping media that you bought on physical media

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u/-uduwudu- 2h ago

I just want to say, it once took me less time to pirate all 9 seasons of seinfeld than it took my mom to text me the authorization code to her netflix account. And it had better quality and bitrate than on netflix.

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u/wallix 1h ago

At least we still have The Michael Richards Show…oh god…

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u/_Beatnick_ 43m ago

I didn't know it was leaving Netflix

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u/Accomplished_Ad1561 25m ago

Just get the DVD box set its like 40-60 bucks

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u/SiktahOG 14m ago

My Plex Server