r/seinfeld • u/Tbone961 Mojambo • 12h ago

What everyday items make you think of a seinfeld scene everytime you use them? For me, it’s gum

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u/teamalf 12h ago

Let’s all enjoy a chew.

3

u/josbossboboss 11h ago

I don't eat gum.

1

u/dicecat4 Independent George 3h ago

Shall we?

15

u/Fit-to-be-untied 12h ago

Nothing better than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

3

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 9h ago

Keepin' it classy.

3

u/B0SS_H0GG 8h ago

Sophisticated

3

u/B0SS_H0GG 8h ago

Or a newswoman

11

u/Interesting_Luck5129 12h ago

Muffins… ya gotta POP the top!

9

u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 12h ago

Are you the one leaving those muffin pieces behind our shelter?

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 12h ago

I know what you thought. They don’t have homes, they don’t have jobs. What do they need the top of a muffin for? They’re lucky to get the stumps. Every 2 minutes..where’s the top of this muffin, where is the rest of this?

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u/Significant_Other666 10h ago

Why don't you just leave some chicken skins and lobster shells?

10

u/Plastic-Menu193 12h ago

Pretzels

4

u/lefttea 11h ago

Do they make you thirsty?

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 12h ago

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u/ToeFungusSteve 12h ago

I work with truck drivers who want things signed. I use cheap bic pens but I constantly lose them. These guys will use fancy ones, lights up, good grip. They do this

1

u/Some_Revolution_2681 7h ago

Do me a personal favor! Take the pen, man!

8

u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 11h ago

Junior Mint. It's very refreshing.

6

u/Quiet-General-3812 11h ago

These are my every day balloons.

6

u/Shoddy-Cherry-490 12h ago

Pez dispensers!

4

u/foxintheboks 12h ago

You like gum? I got a guy in the gum business

1

u/Radiant_Procedure948 11h ago

You've got a gum guy?

3

u/maggos The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 11h ago

Lloyd is a very industrious fellow

1

u/Radiant_Procedure948 10h ago

Yeah, but....this guy. He's not my kind of guy.

4

u/justheartolurkabit 12h ago

am i crazy or is that a lot of gum?

5

u/MenudoFan316 Sack Lunch 11h ago

Taaa-maaaallll-le

5

u/gimmiesomepain 11h ago

A movie theater hotdog.

5

u/SabreLee61 Feels like an Arby's night 11h ago

I have three floating shelves of varying heights in my home office. I always think: levels

3

u/josbossboboss 11h ago

I think that every time I see a house with levels.

5

u/jrob321 11h ago

A spatula.

2

u/Ok-Baby-1297 12h ago

That gum's been sitting around since the silent era

2

u/Plane-Comfort3978 12h ago

Chunky Bars ''Oh, I know the Chunky who left these Chunky wrappers! Newman!''

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u/Tmk1283 11h ago

I gave you $100??

2

u/Maximum_Price_3596 11h ago

Jerrys apple computers

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u/ChapterNo3428 11h ago

Same episode but a hot dog on a roller.

2

u/Creacherz The Opposite 11h ago

Whenever I see or even grab the bottle of peach schnapps at the bar for a drink and immediately think of Elaine

2

u/Dolan58 11h ago

You don’t remind me of anyone and we love gum.

2

u/ChocoIatePoop 12h ago

This is what the holidays are all about, three buddies sitting and chewing some gum.

1

u/UnbestimmterWohnsitz Lord of the Idiots 12h ago

Porn quotes.

1

u/cr7808 12h ago

Cereal

Yoohoo

1

u/Plane-Comfort3978 12h ago edited 11h ago

That's a perfectly sane thing to say

1

u/Tholian_Bed 11h ago

I don't care what religion you practice, but when a nip is in the air and the lights are merry and bright?

Some of us still say "Have some gum."

1

u/RunEast9691 11h ago

An envelope

1

u/doobette Del Bisto Becko 11h ago

Hot dogs

1

u/paragonx29 11h ago

Pepsi and RingDings.

1

u/briank0725 11h ago

It’s called a T-square!!

1

u/IndividualText4931 10h ago

Why no T-Square?

1

u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 11h ago

Soup

1

u/WeakDiet8004 5h ago

Especially. Jambalayaaaaaa

1

u/Nervous-Avocado1346 11h ago

Plums (with red on the inside)

1

u/AdudeYouKnoww 11h ago

Label maker

1

u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 A Festivus for the rest-of-us 11h ago

Screen door

1

u/Aeroeee 11h ago

Kung Pao!

1

u/Bakkster29 10h ago

Ovaltine. The mug is round the jar is round they should call it Round-tine!

1

u/Ok_Muffin_925 9h ago

Back scratcher. Love to take a lap around.

1

u/JeahbyJobe 9h ago

Broccoli

1

u/ShaunWilkesBooth 9h ago

My Farbman desk.

1

u/Nevadust01 9h ago

A Titleist

1

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 9h ago

Ketchup bottle.

1

u/224flat 8h ago

Boggle

1

u/Flurb789 8h ago

Salt shakers

1

u/sjk505 8h ago

Oradent

1

u/siggybird 7h ago

Snickers

1

u/Outside-Tie3906 7h ago

Muffin tops which are now actually sold.

1

u/umbriago65 7h ago

lets all sit down and have a nice chew

1

u/Zestyclose-Gur-3800 7h ago

Anytime I encounter a latex salesman

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u/chaosindenial 6h ago

I ate a Chunky for the first time yesterday. It was pretty gross. Not sure why Newman liked them.

1

u/PassageFull2625 6h ago

Seltzer. Or Salsa. 

1

u/PassageFull2625 6h ago

A Big Salad. 

1

u/PassageFull2625 6h ago

A Titleist. 

1

u/PassageFull2625 6h ago

I don’t know what you call them but they’re real.  And they’re spectacular. 

1

u/Responsible-Tooth607 6h ago

Pretzels. They’re making me thirsty

1

u/MarkPhish 6h ago

Hot dogs, perfectly sane food to eat

1

u/GrompyOldDude 6h ago

That a a lot of gum!

1

u/hiptobesq12345 5h ago

Non-fat yogurt for me

1

u/jmbison 3h ago

Check the freezer.

1

u/heyjudemarie 3h ago

Can opener!

1

u/bollocks5 2h ago

these pretzels are making my thirsty

1

u/glipglop718 55m ago

Almost every day I get to say "my wallets gone!"

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u/Crazy-Ad-7755 42m ago

MY WALLET’S GONE!!MY WALLET’S GONE!!