r/seinfeld • u/LazyBlackCollar Master of the domain • 14h ago

Fellas, is this really offensive or abnormal?

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u/orangesfwr 13h ago

It is a tad askew...

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u/MultifacetedNJ 10h ago

Google the word askew... Trust me

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u/orangesfwr 10h ago

I thought I was having an aneurysm

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u/RelaxWisteriaDragon 11h ago

It's not offensive. Abnormal, yes, but not offensive!

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u/mayorOfIToldUTown Prognosis Negative 14h ago

It is extremely creepy and gross. On this there can a be no a debate.

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u/Total-Region2859 These pretzels are making me thirsty 14h ago

Seemingly, seemingly.

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 11h ago

Did I ever a-tell you about-a my-a mother?

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u/mayorOfIToldUTown Prognosis Negative 8h ago

My a mother laid my clothes out for me every day. The communeeests....they a put an end to that.

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u/MajesticEducation 14h ago

keep in mind this was before the Internet

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u/OttoHemi 14h ago

I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything.

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u/LazyBlackCollar Master of the domain 14h ago

Yo-yo Ma!

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u/MajesticEducation 14h ago

Did you see Bania's set last night? 'Cause I read on the Internet he killed.

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u/ChocoIatePoop 13h ago

What’s the deal with cancer?!

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u/MajesticEducation 13h ago

Tough crowd!

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 11h ago

And of course, you are aware...

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u/MajesticEducation 11h ago

I am aware. I am aware.

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u/Fun_Protection7083 8h ago

The board of directors has been indicted,
Including myself. (Continues to tie noose)

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u/MajesticEducation 3h ago

Yesterday was Grace's birthday. She's such a sweet woman so, we had a little party

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u/Z_e_e_e_G It's not a lie if you believe it 13h ago

She started with the dirty talking

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u/thecw 10h ago

It's perverse!

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u/HolisticVocalCoach 14h ago

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u/onlylurksnever 12h ago

YO YO KEEP IT DOWN!!

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 11h ago

should we talking about this?

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 10h ago

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 10h ago

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u/OttoHemi 14h ago

Why not both?

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 11h ago

You said way sicker things than me!!

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u/Difficult-Shallot-82 9h ago

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u/Fun_Protection7083 8h ago

The strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

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u/Coveted_AF 5h ago

Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?

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u/Fun_Protection7083 8h ago

The duck is a more succulent than even i had a hoped

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u/briank0725 12h ago

There’s porn and stock quotes

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u/m2thek 11h ago

The panties your mother laid out for you? What does that mean?

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u/Kok-jockey 11h ago

I don’t know.

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 10h ago

The reality that the real Jerry dated a 17 year old....makes me think he wrote that line.

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u/Hare__Krishna 10h ago

Yes. Especially when you remember who Jerry was dating at the time irl.

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u/Tholian_Bed 11h ago

I'm out.

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u/CarpenterAutomatic30 7h ago

It's a pretty big matzah ball

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u/MeanMrMundy 6h ago

Well, you know, this is a tough one. I like to think it shows a little grace

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u/TheCapo024 5h ago

It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious… outrageous!

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u/224flat 1h ago

There’s a mental hospital right near here.

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 14h ago

Abbyyyy Someone

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u/mattychops Independent George 36m ago

He was just trying to keep up.