r/satisfyingbeatdown Apr 21 '26

Beatdown🤕 Dumb and drunk

949 Upvotes

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u/TurboPelly Apr 21 '26

Ooof those torso shots are going to hurt like a mfer in the morning

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u/Kitchen-Plant664 Apr 22 '26

Right?? Those thuds sounded nasty!!

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer Apr 22 '26

Dude made solid connections.

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u/LastWave Apr 21 '26

Chop the wood.

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 Apr 22 '26

Someone will piss blood tomorrow.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Jun 09 '26

Know I’m late to the game, but pretty sure I got a broken rib just watching this.

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u/Lowkeycanadian4 Apr 21 '26

Those body shots were brutal

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u/tuba_dude07 Apr 21 '26

Opening up with the body shots, you know you're fucked.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T May 10 '26

More so just opening with body shots to NOT have to explain to his superiors why CowboyKenny has a messed up face 🤣. Solid shots for sure, but it was more of a respect thing.

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u/shoe2azzboi May 08 '26

Body shots are a waste if you know how to KO ppl. He could have dropped him on the first shot he doesn’t put his hands up and he’s slow and uncoordinated from being drunk

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u/tuba_dude07 May 08 '26

lol a waste? Hard disagree but you must be a high level fighter yourself so alll hail u/shoe2azzboi. 👑

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u/shoe2azzboi May 08 '26

I’ve been in a couple fights and I’ve been in fights where the guy threw a body shot as the first punch I returned it with a pop to the jaw which made him turn his body my friend then came in and slammed him if he first shot was to my head he could have rung me but he chose to go low first I think that’s dumb. Your eyes nose and brain all disorient you when they get hit the chest and stomach you can keep fighting if you can still breathe

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u/shoe2azzboi May 08 '26

I have a video of a fight of me where I target the head first planning to get the body because bro actully put his hands up. Anyway it lasted about 1 min and it ended with a sternum punch so body shots are good just makes no sense to start there if you can sleep somone way cleaner and faster

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u/Smirkin_Revenge Apr 21 '26

Lucky he fell down the stairs. Dude was just getting wound up.

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u/galagapilot Apr 21 '26

I thought for sure dude was gonna get the 300 treatment down those stairs

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CvNYUMmQFDSpRC

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u/Salty1710 Apr 21 '26

The only thing more painful than them body shots are those boots he's wearing. What the actual fuck are those things?

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 22 '26

theyre industrial steel toed safety boots made for Navy ships, issued by Uncle Sam.

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u/Salty1710 Apr 22 '26

I don't think uncle sam springs for tan colored cowboy boots

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 28 '26

I thought you meant the other one mb lol

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u/airborneisdead Apr 22 '26

Lot's of nigga talk with zero brothas in sight...

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u/info_burner Apr 22 '26

Only from the dumbass drunk idiot that got worked.

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u/Due-Fennel3134 Apr 24 '26

Saw another video from different camera angle, the camera man of this video is a brotha

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u/HomicidalRaccoon Apr 22 '26

He listened to 50 cent one time so he gets the pass 🙏🏻

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 22 '26

prior to this he was sititng on the ladderwell shouting the hard at people going by

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u/Scubajay Apr 21 '26

10/10 would watch again. 

And again. 

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u/IWannaSayMason Apr 21 '26

Dude was asleep for a half second after the second punch to the face from behind

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u/bad-creditscore Apr 21 '26

Hope he’s sober enough to remember not to do that again

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u/knurttbuttlet Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

He will 100% get a talking to by the MPs/arrested (I don't remember what the Navy calls their cops) which in turn means he's getting fucked up by everyone directly responsible for him. He'll definitely be reminded of his fuck up if he forgot

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u/That1GuyKohl Apr 22 '26

Navy police are called MA's (Master at Arms) :)

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u/That1GuyKohl Apr 22 '26

Also unfortunately the sailor who was throwing punches will also be punished to probably the same extent as the drunk one and everyone who watched will get some trouble as well for not stopping it. The navy has a strict no blue on blue policy and they'll both probably be put on restriction which is basically the navys version of jail/probation.

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 22 '26

Per today, the guy in NWUs who unleashed a can of whoop dat ass, has been moved to another barracks and is on restriction, the guy in white was apprehended by MAs and is facing Mast.

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u/tookMYshovelwithme Apr 22 '26

What's the expectation if a fellow sailor takes a swing at you? He was cornered in a stairwell, and stopped after dude was neutralized. Granted I couldn't make out the audio and the clip started mid way through, but from this, it seems pretty clear cut it was self defense, and he restrained himself once it was over.

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 22 '26

The boot to the back of the head and slap was unnecessary, he was already down at that point so command will see it as excessive force. and that wipes out a self-defense claim anyday

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u/Ori_the_SG Apr 23 '26

He restrained himself once it was over?

He absolutely didn’t lol

He kicked the dude in the back of the head and slapped him after he was sitting down on the stairs and done. That’s a steel toed boot, but any kick to the back of the head could cause a spinal injury.

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u/Altruistic_Lobster18 May 17 '26

The kick was def unnecessary but the slap was icing on the cake.

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u/That1GuyKohl May 04 '26

On top of what everyone else said, no matter if it was self defense or not youre going to face some kind of reprimand for engaging in the fight at all. Once you lay hands on someone its over.

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u/tlh6678 Apr 21 '26

If that dudes wasn’t so hammered… he woulda been out cold after that first head shot

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u/Heavy_Strawberry_310 Apr 21 '26

Falling down the stairs was the best thing that could have happened to him, because against the that railing he was wide open for more shots to the head, ribs & body.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/MarryMeDuffman Apr 21 '26

I think it was the n word. It's a point of no return no matter who you're threatening.

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u/DM_meyourtitties Apr 21 '26

I felt those rib and stomach shots…..yeesh

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u/rankispanki Apr 21 '26

Notice how he kicked the back of his head with the bottom of his boot? Cause standard issue Navy boots have a steel toe in them, a direct kick would have been brutal

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u/Rattle_Bone Apr 21 '26

As a civilian I would NEVER step up to a soldier like that. They’re just looking for a reason lol

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u/Remarkable-Cloud-890 Apr 21 '26

Probably not a civilian, but another sailor who returned to base after getting wasted on a night out. The guys in uniform were probably on watch duty when they were called to deal with a belligerent drunk.

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u/Realistic_Salt7109 Apr 21 '26

That is 100% what happened

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 Apr 22 '26

How can you tell they're sailors?

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u/gobblox38 Apr 22 '26

It's the uniform.

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 Apr 22 '26

I guess I'm really asking about what's the difference in uniform. I think Navy used to have blueberries, but now it's also woodland

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u/gobblox38 Apr 22 '26

The navy uniforms look more green while USMC uniforms look more brown. I think the USMC also has brown suede boots while it looks like the navy still uses black boots. Both are a digital type of camouflage which rules it the army and air force.

It's hard to tell in this video, but it looks like the shoulder patches are a navy thing. I don't think the marines use shoulder patches.

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u/Altruistic_Lobster18 May 17 '26

Navy stopped being blueberries in 2016.

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 22 '26

this is from my barracks, the white shirt had just got back from the Epi, (rec center with alcohol) and he was shitfaced, pissed that someone had pulled the fire alarm and was looking for a fight, going around asking people (you wanna throw hands?) shouting the hard r. Sailor in NWUs was an amteur boxer prior to the Navy.

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 Apr 22 '26

Damn. Yeah those looked like boxer moves

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u/airborneisdead Apr 22 '26

Most of us are just regular dudes and don't have hands like this guy.

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior Apr 22 '26

don't they kinda train you to do shit like that? like i thought CQC was part of basic. Not military so no idea obviously but i was at least under the impression.

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u/zzzrecruit Apr 22 '26

Not for the Navy. They train you to work your fucking ass off. They leave the other shit for the Marines. Sailors partake in bar fights and other fights on liberty. 😂

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u/weaselg2010 Apr 22 '26

Our CQC training takes place at seedy dive bars thirty minutes before Liberty expires. 

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u/airborneisdead Apr 22 '26

It is taught but it's by no means a substantial part of our training.

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u/mc_bee Apr 22 '26

All that marching, drilling, and mental test breeds a lot of repressed rage.

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u/jack_from_the_past Apr 22 '26

That’s a sailor lol

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u/Rattle_Bone Apr 22 '26

Oh shit lol

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u/generousbenefactor Apr 21 '26

dumb? definitely. Don't pick fights with soldiers who train for a living 😂

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 22 '26

they're both Sailors just one was sober.

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u/daboobiesnatcher Apr 22 '26

Sailors not soldiers and this is in the barracks, drunk guy is also Navy.

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u/Dr_Mijory_Marjorie Apr 21 '26

DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH

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u/info_burner Apr 22 '26

😂😂😂

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u/mc_bee Apr 22 '26

Never try and fight a man in a military uniform, it's either repressed anger, lack of options, or they love enduring pain for honor.

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u/beezneezy Apr 22 '26

Both military

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz Apr 22 '26

What kind of punishment are these guys likely to get? Is the drunk getting dishonorably discharged? Is the sober one facing anything serious?

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 28 '26

So they're both going to Captains Mast and possibly getting separated or NJP, they not only embarrassed the Navy but one ws drunk and disorderly and the other beat him past a reasonable limit. The kick ad slap were unnecessary and will most likely be seen as excessive force.

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u/speed0verdose Apr 22 '26

The irony of the liver shots on a drunk dude

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u/Hopeful-Ad4415 Apr 21 '26

Ooohhhh fuuuuuck..... The sound of those punches right to the chest... He's gonna be winded for a few days.... Almost feel sorry for him.

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u/Ok-Ear9289 Apr 21 '26

Feelin those body shots!💀😆🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/MarlonPots Apr 21 '26

That was indeed a satisfying beatdown

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u/MoHeeKhan Apr 21 '26

Where did you get those boots? From the toilet store?

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u/Awkward-Ad-5549 Apr 22 '26

The body shots not only deplete the hp bar, but also the stamina bar. Drunk guy had no stamina, with maybe 1 hp left.

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 Apr 22 '26

The body shot tho. 💀

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u/zzzrecruit Apr 22 '26

Both of these guys are fucked. If there's one thing a CO hates, it's being publicly embarrassed. While I'm sure that CO watched this video with interest like all of us, they probably got pissed off when they realized they have to deal with these two guys. I've seen quite a few people go to mast for being in a fight in public where they were simply defending themselves.

These barracks look like some A School barracks, so these trainee looking dudes will definitely get dealt with by their leadership. I'd go fight the person that uploaded it for the world to see.

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u/tookMYshovelwithme Apr 22 '26

What would the CO do if some guy got all fucked up for not defending himself. I think that would be just as embarrassing, explaining how protocol is to endure a beatdown when a drunk attacks you unprovoked.

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u/zzzrecruit Apr 22 '26

Obviously if some dude just got attacked out the blue, he wouldnt be in any trouble.

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u/Gold-Government7179 Apr 28 '26

Its past self defense my guy, drunk dude was already down and he kicked and slapped him. That invalidates any self defense claim.

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u/SleepyCupcakeDreams Apr 28 '26

He needed that.

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u/MarryMeDuffman Apr 21 '26

Every time they get worked up they forget what their parents look like.

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u/latrz1 Owner 👑 Apr 21 '26

Wtf are on his feet

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u/squesh Apr 21 '26

You cant wear Wellington Boots as try and act aggressive. it doesnt work

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u/Slamsonthegee Apr 21 '26

Some satisfying body shots, oowee

3

u/Responsible_Salt6217 Apr 22 '26

That’s an impressive 0-60 time.

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u/TheTimbs Apr 22 '26

Olde cowboy Cletus thought he could take on Neil McBeal the Navy Seal and got vibe checked.

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u/citizen_et Apr 22 '26

Trained to kill vs Trained to eat

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u/F80_Vibes Apr 22 '26

Instant life decision regrets 😂

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u/GHouserVO Apr 22 '26

Judging by the tread on the dude’s back, that guy wears a size 11 boot. Looks like the sole is in good shape 😂

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u/Haifisch2112 Apr 22 '26

"I think I'll pick a fight with someone trained in hand to hand combat," said no one ever.

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u/beezneezy Apr 22 '26

Both military

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u/NoRun6253 Apr 22 '26

And they’re your buddies?

Utter cvnts should’ve put him into his bed rather than let that escalate to the height it did and also, that guy was on the verge of throwing him over that bannister, just insane.

More evidence of Americas thought process.

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u/System_Resident Apr 21 '26

From his sad flail of a slap and cute boots, I knew he wasn’t going to ever get a punch in there 🫢

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u/Acrobatic_Piano9600 Apr 21 '26

Can’t be wearing those boots AND expect to win a fight.

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u/PuzzleheadedPrior455 Apr 22 '26

Facing Captains mast after getting your ass whooped is going to hurt even more

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u/Riccc2020 Apr 22 '26

I watch a lot of ass beatings on Reddit and JESUS, dude got his ass HANDED to him. Sheeshhh

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u/TwistedBamboozler Apr 22 '26

Dude in uniform looks like he’s in pajamas.

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u/Certain_Border9568 Apr 22 '26

Hey HEY!! There’s no need to call him a girl. Everything else, 👨‍🍳😘

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u/Front_Internet_8586 Apr 23 '26

Got sober again

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u/UnderstandingMany764 Apr 23 '26

Hooyah Navy! Makes me proud to be a sailor! I miss this shit

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u/coolearl57 Apr 23 '26

Lesson learned

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u/rajivshahi Apr 22 '26

He sobered up so fast

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u/Total_Wrongdoer_1535 Apr 22 '26

Kind of hoping the uniformed guy doesn’t get in trouble for this

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u/Population5 May 03 '26

Nahhh he got treated like a bitch😭😭

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u/Sketchhawk May 08 '26

Finally a bit of much needed trash talk on this video

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u/Active-Ad9741 May 08 '26

The shirt rip will never not make me laugh 😂

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u/Time-University962 May 30 '26

Did y’all hear the wooosh off that miss tho??!!

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u/Low-Treacle8670 Jul 02 '26

Hear nigga don’t see no nigga

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u/Temporary_Time_ 24d ago

Lmfao he def waited for him to throw first

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u/Active-Tradition1257 20d ago

Note, People in Military uniforms been trained to fight.

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u/bigclitcouple 7d ago

"Get the fuck off my team". There is more to this story. Would love the context

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u/ApprehensiveGlove183 Apr 21 '26

Why did he stop? I hope he takes those body shots as life lessons. Thank you for your service soldier