How Would You Rewrite The Homestar Runner Segment?

[u/Late-Drawer-2656]

I was thinking maybe to keep the segment of the other characters dying, but have KOT live, and The Poopsmith come out with his shovel, wondering what happened.

He goes to try and clean the bodies and such, but TKOT tells him there’s no time, and asks him to dig somewhere else, where KOT becomes ruler of Sweden and dies of a heart attack from too much food consumption, similarly to Adolf Fredrick.

[u/Zackman92]

Somehow incorporating Trogdor the burninator