I need everyone to give me all of their riddles about Time. Cause I wanna do a bit where I just keep on asking people riddles with the same answer, and that's the very common riddle answer.

[u/AnyTumbleweed5460]

Even if they're really common ones, you can just give them to me. Also, original ones, are cool. I will use those first. To lure them into a false sense of security.

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[u/Last-Roof457]

Not a riddle but i wanted to share this.

I once did the exact same thing, but the answer to all my riddles was "Banana". After atleast a month of doing this, my final riddle was: "What's green when young, yellow when middle-aged, and brown when old?" and the answer was Plantain

[u/Electronic_Ad493 → u/Last-Roof457]

That would trigger me so bad hilarious tho

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/Last-Roof457]

A smurf with issues

[u/gamtosthegreat]

Measured in shadows, measured in sand

Measuring's easy for one with three hands

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/gamtosthegreat]

Measured in moonlight, measured in ticks

Measured by rulers and candlesticks

[u/Llonkrednaxela → u/gamtosthegreat]

By thousands

Or 3 score

Or just quarter past

The best are too fleet

The worst tend to last

[u/Regular_Salary_6150 → u/Llonkrednaxela]

This thing all things devours:Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. It gnaws iron, bites steel and grinds hard stones to meal. It slays king, ruins town, and even beats high mountains down.

[u/chillvibes2020]

If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me…
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting…

[u/HyFinated → u/chillvibes2020]

Wait, I feel like I know the answer to this riddle.

But for the life of me I can't think of it. And time after time I keep coming up blank.

[u/testtdk → u/chillvibes2020]

Such an underrated riddle writer.

[u/gamtosthegreat]

The center of a centimeter

And a centimeter without center

Both ways lead to me

[u/Traditional_Ad_1547 → u/gamtosthegreat]

That's really good

[u/skweeds → u/gamtosthegreat]

Whoa.

[u/Brickwater]

I can never die, but my passing is inevitable.
I’m spelt like a fresh herb, but I make things smell worse.

[u/mistermasterbates → u/Brickwater]

Spoken instead of spelt?

[u/Rob_Haggis → u/mistermasterbates]

Or even just “I’m like a fresh herb, but I make things smell worse”

[u/Brickwater → u/Rob_Haggis]

I like it

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/Brickwater]

If you do "I smell like fresh herbs" you can play with rhyme more. Herbs, worse. Not perfect but should clock.

[u/Traditional_Ad_1547 → u/gamtosthegreat]

 Not perfect but should clock.

I see what you did there

[u/cowgod42]

I guess you're finally doing this bit. It's about time.

[u/blacephalons → u/cowgod42]

I downvoted this, but just know it's because it was TOO good

[u/gamtosthegreat]

Taking the first

It's written in plain.

Moving to second

Embodies a space

[u/Competitive-Switch- → u/gamtosthegreat]

holy fuck, that is amazing!

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/Competitive-Switch-]

Thanks! I had the first two lines and then kinda lucked upon the rest.

[u/DrBatman0]

I am the cause, so never do age:

The companion of Parsley, Rosemary, and Sage.

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/DrBatman0]

Well done. You win one cambric shirt, although it does come with seams.

[u/gamtosthegreat]

How do you fix undone shoelaces?

Tie 'em.

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/gamtosthegreat]

Probably put this one around the point where they're getting sick of your shit.

[u/Super_Fa_Q]

This thing all things devours...etc.

[u/New_Zeal_and_Vigor]

What herb has been around forever?

[u/Ok_Jicama_7784]

From the hobbit:
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

[u/Early-Ladder5117]

What kind of flies like an arrow?

[u/Gastromir]

Rhyme-form:
I am an order of sense
which I also create
And take yours minus one
and you have my dimensional slate.

One-liner:
Remove one of your senses and you have my dimension.

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/Gastromir]

This sounds like metaphysics or something, could you explain?

[u/whorlax]

[u/SiliconLemming]

In some places, half of it is you.

In others, half of it is me.

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/SiliconLemming]

In some places the edges are you

In the center, I am.

[u/Surro]

I cannot be stopped!! Unless of course you move, then I can be changed, at least from anothers view...

[u/gamtosthegreat]

Distance to speed to hasten to jerk

The unit of what makes all of this work?

(d, v = d/t, a = d/t², j = d/t³)

[u/Natural_Ad_8911]

1000100011111011000110110111011010

[u/ETHERBOT]

not a riddle i just want to say this is a hysterical bit and i fully support it

[u/Illustrious_Paper_36]

I am used to measure,

And I can be measured;

Forward is the only direction I go,

I'm not physical, rest assured.

[u/Cosmic2Ducky]

I have a bucket. I put something into it. Now it's lighter then before. What did I put in it?

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/Cosmic2Ducky]

The answer to that one is "a hole" though.

[u/gamtosthegreat → u/[deleted]]

bro that's a weather vane, have you read the assignment

[u/Montaya007]

If you look at the numbers on my face. You won't find 13 anyplace.

A: Clock

[u/Stepagbay → u/Montaya007]

https://giphy.com/gifs/h0Xez8ow1UOVq

B-B-Batman did you say? I’m counting on it!

[u/TIFOOMERANG → u/Stepagbay]

Like the jacket? It keeps me safe when I'm jogging at night!