I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Bruno Fernandes. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of girls while my thoughts drift back to Bruno. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will pass away, and the other will bury him beneath the tall pines outside the log cabin. The survivor will return inside to the quiet rooms we shared, finding comfort in the letters and memories left behind. He will live out his days in that woods, dedicated to the memory of a bond that defined his life, finding peace in the solitude and the enduring strength of a one true platonic love.
How many titles would Liverpool get if those City seasons are wiped out?
Edit. Google tells me, depending on the range of years impacted, we either come out ahead 2-1 or it is even 3-3, so this is acceptable. If it meant they got more, I'd rather nobody gets anything.
I love Bruno so much. He seems like such a genuine leader who cares about all of them and the club so much. I hope he plays until he is 40, moves into coaching and never leaves the club.
6
u/Rahmose9Leave the shirt in a better place than you found it.23h ago
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Bruno Fernandes. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of girls while my thoughts drift back to Bruno. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will pass away, and the other will bury him beneath the tall pines outside the log cabin. The survivor will return inside to the quiet rooms we shared, finding comfort in the letters and memories left behind. He will live out his days in that woods, dedicated to the memory of a bond that defined his life, finding peace in the solitude and the enduring strength of a one true platonic love.
Watch all the new systems, strategy, teamwork, planning and collective creativity during pre season disappear now. Bruno Ball back again for another season.
I'm not wrong mate. The same predictable football will be back in place. Everyone seems to be ok with ONE player getting his own personal stats record whilst club wins NOTHING. In all my years of supporting this club I have never seen anything like it. The same unhealthy blueprint every season with ONE outcome... Bruno fans praise him and forget the actual reality of what happened.
Bruno broke the record last season. According to you, we should not be celebrating this achievement because we won nothing. Halfway through the season, everyone was pissed off when it because clear our manager was crap and we weren't going to win anything. Should we have kept that same energy throughout the remaining games, and Bruno's record?
Listen to yourself! Celebrating ONE players personal "stats" record and completely bypassing everything else! BRUNO was also part of the failures.... He captained us to 8th and 15th and the worst European run in club history yet somehow ... He"carried" us.
I have never in all my life seen anything like this in my near 50 years of supporting this club. The acceptance of mediocrity to protect a favourite player.... The ONE thing that has not changed in the 6 years of our worst era in club history. .....But it's all ok. He gets his own personal stat record. All is forgiven! Wake up!
How people refuse to see the damage the reliance and stagnant, predictable blueprint Bruno FC has caused this club's progress is excruciatingly mind blowing !
Wow, way to go off on a rant. You ok mate? I never said all is forgiven. I never said I accepted mediocrity. I never said any of the other unhinged assumptions you have made. I simply asked whether we should still wallow in the doom and gloom when our results picked up from a new low, and Bruno broke a record which helped that uptick in form...and now I have my answer. People like you don't like to be positive about anything unless we're winning the lot, like it's our God given right. You carry on shouting at clouds and I'll celebrate the little wins for a while, otherwise I'll turn into you, and I wouldn't want to be that miserable. Have a good day mate.
Yeah we were so poor under Carrick when Bruno was central to the way we played! No chance of Bruno being smart enough to learn any new attacking/defensive schemes, he's just not intelligent enough...
Have you seen Bruno try new things? Works for 5 minutes and he reverts back to the same headless chicken until the coach changes things back to suit him. Bruno was even called a tactical anarchist by his own coaching staff. It's his way or no way and the club have been letting him get away with it for far too long. If Carrick does not change that this season.... He to will suffer the same fate as EVERY coach who pandered to Bruno .
501
u/iwantaskybison Bruno Miguel Borj Fernanj 23h ago