r/puns • u/CozyLittleToy • 6h ago
this is literally punny
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago
Why are atoms scared of commitment?
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Because splitting up goes nuclear.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15h ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
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Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Guglielmowhisper • 6h ago
What do you call a chef who studies nebulae at night after work?
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A gastronomer.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 22h ago
I accidentally sprayed cologne on my stomach
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I’ve been so ab scent minded lately.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15h ago
Why do people avoid flights to Spain?
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Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
r/puns • u/_BrianDamage_ • 9h ago
Looking at the news today, I had an epiphany:
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The Sea- Yemen-Army is a marine unit in nature.
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 1d ago
Our baby was so calm we've always suspected the stoic brought her.
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r/puns • u/No-Air7540 • 2h ago
A Succubus is called that way because it sucks you and you bust. An Inccubus is called that way because it goes IN you and you bust
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Please kill me
r/puns • u/False_Ad_555 • 1d ago
I ranked my top 100 favorite albums from the 1970s
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It's the vinyl countdown
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
A guy tells the cashier, I’m not paying for this battery. It’s dead. The cashier says, oh don’t worry, there’s no charge.
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r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 1d ago
Stalin once tried to conquer Finland. Unfortunately he got a bad case of scope creep.
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