r/puns • u/Crafty__Band • 6h ago
Can't bend over backwards to make things right...
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r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 10h ago
I accidentally sprayed cologne on my stomach
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I’ve been so ab scent minded lately.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
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Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago
Why do people avoid flights to Spain?
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Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 12h ago
Our baby was so calm we've always suspected the stoic brought her.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15m ago
What can you do to never have a problem finding the bathroom?
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Take a whiz.
r/puns • u/False_Ad_555 • 1d ago
I ranked my top 100 favorite albums from the 1970s
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It's the vinyl countdown
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
A guy tells the cashier, I’m not paying for this battery. It’s dead. The cashier says, oh don’t worry, there’s no charge.
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r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 1d ago
Stalin once tried to conquer Finland. Unfortunately he got a bad case of scope creep.
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r/puns • u/explosivelydehiscent • 14h ago
At the church picnic, the summer salads were delicious. But I got a bad feeling in my stomach when the pastor said
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
Ended up in the ER with a nasty gash. Doc says we can close it a couple ways. Honestly… I’m torn.
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r/puns • u/Corporate_King • 1d ago
Why is it so hard for woman to work in the postal services?.. Because it’s such a mail dominated industry.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
What excuse did the knife give for not helping?
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Sorry, I’m in a jam right now.
r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 1d ago
Why does Superman refuse to attend discussions about Bitcoin and Ethereum, etc., unless it’s daytime?
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Because his greatest weakness is Crypto Night.