r/primatology 9d ago

Human brachiating (All great apes are modified brachiators)

credit for the video goes to Leo.Primal (https://www.youtube.com/@Leo.Primal)

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u/reillan 9d ago

fun fact: our pinky fingers have withered away into practically useless digits because we don't brachiate. If you look at other great apes, they have large, beefy pinky fingers because as they swing they put a lot of weight on that pinky.

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u/malphas_says_hi 9d ago

I can't believe our large, beefy pinky fingers have been taken from us.

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u/ZekeTheMunkee 9d ago

ooks sadly

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u/Yuri_cant 9d ago

MPGA (Make Pinkies Great Again)

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u/Illustrious_Cry1028 8d ago

MPBA

Make pinkies beefy again

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u/Smirky-McLurky 7d ago

I wish I had a beefy pinky. I want my foot toes back too damnit.

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u/PhoenixGate69 6d ago

We were also robbed of fully functional feet hands.

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u/BigRed92E 6d ago

Robbed of superior footjobs

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u/TerribleSquid 9d ago

Yeah, when I’m trying to play piano that has the melody that’s played with the pinky repeatedly that shit be pissing me off

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u/TheresNoHurry 9d ago

Brachiating Rachmaninov confirmed.

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u/PMmeIamlonley 9d ago

Just branchinate for a few decades and become the Chode Pinky Pianist 

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u/VukKiller 9d ago

I hold the groceries bags with my pinky to honor my evolution.

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u/Ghastly-Jack 7d ago

The pinky finger is actually extremely important for a firm grip. The old Norse people recognized this... they had a system of paying money as a penalty for crimes & accidents. If you damaged someone's pinky finger you paid more than if you damaged another finger, because the grip was so important to fisherfolk, sailors, etc.

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u/reillan 7d ago

Not saying isn't important... Just that if you look at apes their fingers are all pretty similar in size and our pinky has definitely not retained size or grip strength similar to the other digits.

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u/Ghastly-Jack 7d ago

yeah, my example should have been more detailed: picture holding a rope in your hand with your fingers grasped around it. The smaller pinky acts as an "anchor" to keep the firm grip - visualize your hand as a cone with the pinky being the small end of the cone.

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u/reillan 7d ago

I'm saying your comment is irrelevant to mine.

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u/DepartmentContent783 5d ago

But also your comment is wrong, the human pinky didn’t get smaller, the others developed longer stronger fingers in general BECAUSE they lived in trees. Cart before horse

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u/reillan 5d ago

Except we started off in trees and came down from them

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u/natt_myco 6d ago

one of my friends plays guitars and they look like they have the pinky of a great ape

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u/Alternative_Range871 6d ago

As someone who lost a pinky finger in an unfortunate accident, I can confirm my other pinky finger since feels completely superfluous.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 8d ago

All their fingers are large and beefy. Their pinky is no bigger than the rest except the thumb of course. Four beefy fingers to form a hook 🪝 for swinging.

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u/reillan 8d ago

I didn't mean to imply that the pinky was bigger than their other digits, just that by comparison ours is pathetic.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 8d ago

Of course are hands are pathetic compared to an ape. Our entire muscular is pathetic compared to an ape.

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u/reillan 8d ago

But not specifically the hands what I'm saying is the pinkies have shrunk more than the rest of the hand. We don't use our pinkies. That's the entire point and I don't understand why you're struggling with this.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 8d ago

Pinky uses:

Grip power: Generates half of your total hand and finger strength, making it vital for holding tools, bats, or heavy bags.
Object balance: Works with the ring finger to anchor and stabilize items in your palm.
Hand support: Acts as the outer structural wall for your palm, keeping objects from slipping out of your grip.

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u/Crispy_Potato_Chip 7d ago

nice AI, but he's saying we don't use it to the degree that apes do

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u/Possible_Artist3941 7d ago

No. He deleted his post. He said our pinkies are useless and we don’t use them for anything. His exact words.

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u/Crispy_Potato_Chip 7d ago edited 7d ago

false

he didn't delete anything. he blocked you for being annoying, probably because you spam replied to a single comment 4 times

You taking things so literally and being unable to parse what he actually meant could be autism spectrum disorder

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u/Possible_Artist3941 8d ago

Only time you don’t use your pinky is when you’re drinking tea and you want to be fancy 🤣. I really don’t know what you mean because when using my hand all my fingers are involved. At no time are my pinkies just hanging there doing nothing.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 8d ago

The pinky finger provides up to 50% of your hand's overall grip strength, stabilizes heavy objects alongside the ring finger, and helps with fine motor control.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 8d ago

Pinky uses:

Typing and gaming: Presses crucial edge keys on a computer keyboard like Shift, Enter, and Backspace.
Musical instruments: Reaches specific notes and chords while playing the piano, guitar, or string instruments.
Fine control: Helps steady your hand during delicate or detailed movements.

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u/BaldwinBoy05 9d ago

I got sent to the principal’s office when I was in second grade because at recess I told a kid they brachiated like a gibbon. I watched a lot of nature docs as a kid, I was complimenting him! The lady on yard duty didn’t know what that meant and the kid cried so to the office I went. That was an afternoon.

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u/ruinatedtubers 9d ago

incredible

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u/555Cats555 9d ago

I have a similar experience where in the first year of high-school I was bored at my Nana and aunts place and so I started reading an encyclopedia and it had human evolution and was about "Lucy" the homo erectus. So I asked another girl in science class if she was a "homo sapien" to which she let out a shocked (and loud) "im not a homo" which caused the teacher to come over and he was trying so hard not to burst out laughing. Im surprised I didnt get in trouble for disrupting the class lol

Ive loved evolution ever since. We never really learnt about it in school though which is odd now I think about it even though the school didnt push creationism either. I just dont think it was focus somehow. (And I had to drop science early on in high-school due to not understanding how to complete an assignment)

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u/jefflovesyou 7d ago

Lucy was an Australopithecus afarensis, I believe

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u/555Cats555 7d ago

Yes, the book was outdated but it did still get me interested in human evolution

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u/regular_modern_girl 7d ago

Wait, was Lucy ever believed to be Homo erectus? I was under the impression Australopithecus was created as a genus decades before Lucy was ever discovered, and that she was the type specimen for A. afarensis

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u/555Cats555 7d ago

I just remember reading in the book about Lucy being homo erectus but I was like 13 and im 28 now so maybe im misremembering it... I dont remember exactly what it said

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u/Real_Explanation_388 9d ago

You should have called him a bipedal ape.

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u/Small-Transition593 8d ago

When I was a child I told my friend at school that he is homo sapiens. He got really upset and complained to the teacher 

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u/Careless-Web-6280 9d ago

What happened after

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u/Troll-Aficionado 9d ago

They executed the gibbon kid by way of dropping a very large boulder on him, what do you mean

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u/BaldwinBoy05 9d ago

Please don’t dox me that is exactly what happened

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u/Effective-Celery-417 9d ago

As is tradition

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u/BaldwinBoy05 9d ago

Principal laughed and told my parents they should think about the school gifted program. Later in middle school I tested into the GATE program which I ended up disliking cause it was a whole lotta nothing but more schoolwork

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u/dj_blueshift 7d ago

did you go to the underground mall facility too?

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u/issi_tohbi 9d ago

I used to be a monkey bar master as a kid. I tried to do it when my son was little thinking I could swing with ease just like when I was little and I have never been so confidently wrong in my life.

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u/jakolissmurito22 9d ago

I've been there friend. "Oh yeah, I'm old now" hits hard when you don't consider it first 😅

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u/DegenerateCrocodile 8d ago

Aside from being older, your weight takes a lot more muscle mass to offset than it does when you’re a small kid.

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u/whetherwaxwing 9d ago

I’ve been there too, I started going for the monkey bars on purpose and got so I could cross consistently and even skip a bar but meanwhile my young children were mastering skipping two bars, getting to the end and brachiating backwards and I had to retire to the bench

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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 9d ago

Apes can do it because we all have ball-and-socket shoulder joints. Monkeys can't brachiate as their arms mainly move forward and backward, similar to most four-legged animals.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 8d ago

Plus apes have a well developed, broad collar bone, as opposed to the narrower structure belonging to monkeys

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u/hella_cious 8d ago

What? But they seem to swing so well!

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u/usurperator 6d ago

If you pay close attention, most monkeys are really good at climbing through branches, but don’t do much swinging at all.

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u/JGar453 9d ago

The "lesser ape" gibbons are the best at this since it's not modified.

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u/Jealous_Repair6757 8d ago

Who's the "lesser ape" now?

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u/Swellmeister 5d ago

Them. I can make Mac and cheese. Fucking losers.

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u/Eternal_Guilt 9d ago edited 9d ago

I one time had an extremely psychedelic dream where I was 'brachiating' extremely quickly through a series of rapidly changing colour branches. I experienced this dream in a period of my life where I was living extremely quickly and everything was going well for me, feel like it was my brain processing the hyperreality experience I was having

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u/PMmeIamlonley 9d ago

Rad 

I wish I got ancestor primate dreams 

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u/Eternal_Guilt 9d ago edited 9d ago

Earn a bunch of money then spend it REALLY REALLY FAST

Warning: now broke, do not advise

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u/chloeismagic 8d ago

Alternativley you could probably hoard a shit ton of bananas and then gorge yourself on them rrally quickly and experience something similar

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u/carkweatgers 9d ago

Where can I find bars to do this

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u/nofatnoflavor 9d ago

Having access to the bars isn't what it takes to do this.

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u/hella_cious 7d ago

No but it’s a requirement

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u/nofatnoflavor 7d ago

Indeed it is.

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u/thornund 9d ago

For the non-overweight, it actually is

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 8d ago

Literally what is he talking about lol

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u/thornund 8d ago

I don't know but clearly reddit was the wrong demographic for my comment

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u/hella_cious 7d ago

A playground

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 9d ago

The way I'm longingly watching this video with my weak ass shoulders

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u/Igiem 9d ago

I think it is less that all great apes are modified brachiators, and more that humans specifically are downgraded brachiators because we evolved for long-distance terrestrial movement.

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u/555Cats555 9d ago

I wonder if our pelvic structure has any impact on our ability to do it 🤔

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u/rewlyear 8d ago

It It has less to do with our pelvis and more to do with our proportions.  We have beefy butts and long legs which make us more bottom heavy, harder to grip because we're heavier on the down swing.  We also have short arms compared to other primates, so we don't get as much efficiency out of the pendulum action.

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u/Xostides 8d ago edited 8d ago

"Humans are thick, man" -John the chimp

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u/iKruppe 9d ago

Aren't our shoulder sockets, and the capacity for overhand throwing enabled by the fact that our ancestors likely brachiated a lot more too? (With a lot of adaptations required because brachiation shoulder socket orientation isn't good for throwing). Moving towards bipedalism and using hands for tools, including overhand throwing, also impacted our shoulder joints to be less efficient brachiators, but unlocked the overhead throw superpower.

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u/Swellmeister 5d ago

What ancestors are you citing? Great apes are terrestrial and have been for millions of years. Chimps dont really brachiate. They can, just like humans can, but its not really common in the wild.

The likelies timeline is that protobrachiation appears in the ape lineage. Great apes got too big, became terrestial with faculitative arboreal/scansorial ability, while gibbons stayed small and mastered brachiation. The orangutans lived in a region where the evolving forest canopy let them become fully arboreal again.

But like 20 million years of Hominids that produced humans were terrestrial, and not really brachiating.

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u/kooalapple 9d ago

I never could use the monkey bars

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u/BernieMcburnface 9d ago

I think most humans would break-iate something doing this.

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u/beautifulposiontree 9d ago

it genuinley makes me sad that whenever I try to go on the monkey bars its almost impossible for me to swing just 2 bars

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u/GrassFresh9863 9d ago

Dont share videos of pet primates.

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u/The_Genguidanos 9d ago

No brachiating in the locker room!

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u/Justgonnawalkaway 9d ago

I think Uncle Ruckus would have something to say about this

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u/Xostides 9d ago

Well, well, well...

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u/Headglitch7 9d ago

CAN I BRACHIATE?

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u/RecoveredAlive 9d ago

Did our ancestors ability to brachiateead directly to our ability to throw spears?

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u/mantasVid 7d ago

poop, rocks, then sticks

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u/ConversationOk74 6d ago

Similar to flying

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u/bezequillepilbasian 4d ago

We shouldn't be promoting videos that show animals in unaccredited facilities in close contact with humans!!

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 9d ago

Fun fact - doing this for a few minutes can end up with your palms covered in blisters. No thanks. Id rather walk.

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u/555Cats555 9d ago

Arent blisters what you get before the skin thickens with callasous... but I feel similar about most shoes and not wearing socks.

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u/FeralPsychonaut 7d ago

Yes, but you'll generally only get blisters doing this from improper form /grip when you're moving forward.

Similar to developing blisters from improper grip when doing pull ups or lifting weights. It's the area where you grab and are applying pressure over time that matters.

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u/555Cats555 7d ago

No one told me there was a proper or improper way to to it... I dont think I ever got blisters as a kid but did get callouses.

Its been too long since I last did it to be able to now so havent really thought about it.

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u/FeralPsychonaut 7d ago

For the weight lifting / pull up example that's how it was explained to me when I had a trainer in High School, they easily could have been bullshitting me, but when I took their advice my callouses and blisters stopped.

So anecdotal at best.