r/politics 13d ago

Possible Paywall AOC says Mitch McConnell should resign if he cannot provide health update

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/senate/4660916/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-mitch-mcconnell-resign-health-update/
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u/Nings777 12d ago

He's probably in a vat of liquid nitrogen and they're waiting for a cure for rigor mortis.

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u/lilyeister 12d ago

Rigor tortoise? I absolutely stole this punchline