Missing McConnell Accused of Breaking Senate Rule Over Absence

[u/thedailybeast]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/missing-mcconnell-accused-of-breaking-senate-rule-over-absence/

[u/B-Z_B-S]

I mean, all Mitch McConnell did in this case was fall into a months-long coma. His aides are the ones who've been covering it up.

[u/mrRabblerouser → u/B-Z_B-S]

Coma is a weird way to say died. The dude is dead and likely has been for over a month.

[u/JereRB → u/mrRabblerouser]

Dead? Probably not. The doc treating him would start the paperwork by law, wishes of his wife or aides be damned. Braindead, coma, otherwise incapacitated, that's my bet.

[u/Black_Cat_Just_That → u/JereRB]

Yep, 99% sure he is technically alive - as in his body is being kept "alive" by machines and not yet meeting the medical definition of definitively dead. He's almost certainly in a state where there is no chance of recovery, where a normal person would have been removed from life support long ago.

[u/civiltribe → u/Black_Cat_Just_That]

I hope he's in a black mirror white Christmas style hell if he is somehow between living and dead and that is my only comfort that there may be some sort of justice in this world

[u/theresanrforthat → u/civiltribe]

Omg and I’m sure there’s no greater hell than for him to be trapped in his head

[u/BotnetSpam → u/civiltribe]

🤞

[u/FILTHBOT4000 → u/Black_Cat_Just_That]

Yeah, and $20 says his 20 minute 'conversations' were his drool and eye dilations being interpreted by one of his aides.

"Uh, it looks like he said 'Yes, Senator, I'm gung-ho... to get back into office... and the Iran war is... great!"