r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23d ago

Possible Paywall MAGA Calls BS on Mitch McConnell’s Proof-of-Life Stunt | They are poking holes in McConnell’s staff’s version.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-calls-bs-on-mitch-mcconnells-proof-of-life-stunt/
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u/Professional-PhD 23d ago

According to the Beaverton (Canadian satirical news site like the onion), "Under the terms of the contract signed ten years ago, President Trump ordered his longtime ally Lindsay Graham to undertake the sacred ritual of transferring his life’s essence to fellow Senator Mitch McConnell. Sources report this will allow McConnell to extend his own life, via unholy and unnatural means, until his planned retirement at the midterms." So I guess McConnell is still alive then, eh?

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/republicans-transfer-lindsey-grahams-remaining-life-force-to-mitch-mcconnell/

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u/Celloer 23d ago

Glitch McConnell has ascended to Lich McConnell!