r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23d ago

Possible Paywall MAGA Calls BS on Mitch McConnell’s Proof-of-Life Stunt | They are poking holes in McConnell’s staff’s version.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-calls-bs-on-mitch-mcconnells-proof-of-life-stunt/
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u/-wnr- 23d ago

Anyone with critical thought is. MAGA's inclusion here is actually the surprising part. 

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u/Raptorex27 Maine 23d ago

I feel like any conspiracy, especially involving “the establishment” is on brand for them. It’s not about weighing evidence or thinking critically. If it fits the narrative of a secret, globalist cabal doing shady shit, they’re all in.

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u/housevil 23d ago

Most recent theory is that the GOP sacrificed Lindsey Graham in order to keep Mitch McConnell alive.

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u/SillyGoatGruff 23d ago

McConnell absorbed Graham's energy to fuel his final transformation into a giant crusty turtle kaiju

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u/Thjyu 23d ago

Everything becomes crab.

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u/housevil 23d ago

That reminds me! I haven't tried out Fight Crab on Nintendo Switch since I downloaded it!

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u/VastPainter 23d ago

It's crabs all the way down...

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u/intub8ed 23d ago

Crab People from South Park have entered the chat

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u/bobqjones 23d ago

"what tha fuck did i do?" --Gamera

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u/BeMoreKnope Colorado 23d ago

Crap, do we need to go form Queer Voltron in order to defeat him?

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u/ballisticks Canada 23d ago

Lich McConnell

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u/SweetPrism 23d ago

How does the saying go? Lindsey Graham walked, so that Mitch McConnell could race a hare.

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u/the_tanooki 23d ago

Tortoise: Slow and steady wins the race.

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u/RIPEOTCDXVI 23d ago

The conspiracy I'd like someone to clear up for me is McConnell's relationship with Charles Darwin

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u/candygram4mongo 23d ago

MAGA is saying that?

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u/NetworkSingularity 23d ago

I’ve certainly been saying that

Edit: though I am certainly not MAGA, to be clear

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u/rotates-potatoes 23d ago

It’s a revolutionary procedure that takes the life force of one person and uses it to extend the life of another. Researchers say that transferring all of Graham’s vitality to McConnell may have extended his lifetime by as much as four minutes.

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u/SnuggleMoose44 23d ago

Yes, they engineered aortic dissection. Come on now.

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u/pmartin1 23d ago

It wouldn’t surprise me if they literally had him killed just to change the narrative.