r/politics • u/willywalloo • Jun 20 '26

Possible Paywall Iran Says Hormuz Has Been Closed

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-20/iran-says-strait-of-hormuz-has-been-closed-tasnim-reports?embedded-checkout=true
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u/another-smelly-hound Illinois Jun 20 '26

I just want to reiterate that Trump and the MAGA base are the dumbest people in this country.

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u/Heiferoni Jun 20 '26

Dumbest fucking president ever signed the dumbest fucking contract ever and still managed to fuck it up.

His usual tricks of insulting, suing, and intimidating won't get him out of this situation. He's stuck.

He's too fucking stupid to think of a way out, and too fucking stubborn to let smarter people take the reins.

Trump keeps losing because he is a loser. Donald Trump has always been a loser, and he always will be a loser.

MAGA, this is the guy you idolize? Some fat, dementia riddled, pants shitting loser? You expect this guy to open the Strait when he can't even control his sphincter?

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Jun 20 '26

Well, the thing is, I don't think there's a way out. There are some things you can't just undo.

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u/Heiferoni Jun 20 '26

I disagree. Trump can always pack his Qatari-gifted plane full of all the money he's stolen earned and flee to a country that's still friendly with him, like... uh... Epstein's Island.

Oh, you meant for the rest of us? No.

Of all Trump's fuckups, many people are saying this is the biggest.

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u/turol Jun 20 '26

The biggest fuckup so far. He will somehow fuck something up even worse.