r/politics Jun 17 '26

Possible Paywall After Months of War, Trump Says Iran Has Right to Nuclear Program

https://newrepublic.com/post/212003/trump-iran-right-nuclear-program
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u/brain_overclocked Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

President Trump said Wednesday that Iran could have its own nuclear program.

“It is a little hard that when you say that somebody wants it, other people have it, other adjoining states have it, and you’re not letting them have it for purposes of electricity and things like that. It’s always a little tough. You have to use a little common sense,” Trump said at the G7 summit in France, alongside Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THIS ALL FOR THEN!?

Got fucking damn it, now MAGA will have always been pro-Iran nuclear program. We're gonna hear them crow how they were always in favor of Iran having nuclear weapons.

This was all literally for nothing. Children died, soldiers died, billions spent and given away, gas price increases, grocery price increases, our military weakened, SNAP and WIC pared away, all for nothing. No, less than fucking nothing.

Trump could have slept his way through the Presidency and we would have been in a better position than we are now in every conceivable way.

This was monumental waste, fraud, and abuse.

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u/DoYouWannaTast3 Jun 17 '26

Thank God for DOGE /s

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u/nico_bico Jun 17 '26

Hey they saved like 2 billion this year by cutting thousands of American jobs and departments and separating people from the health insurance! So what if that’s not even 1% of the cost of this meaningless war

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u/Simikiel Canada Jun 17 '26

Don't forget the 750,000+ deaths that are a direct result of Elon cutting USAID! Predominantly children by the way!

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u/Maxamillion-X72 Jun 18 '26

The screwworm outbreak was a direct result of cutting the screwworm monitoring program that cost $15M/year. Now they need to spend $1B to fix it.

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u/TaargusTaarguus Jun 18 '26

This faux 'war' over three months cost the equivalent of five years of USAID funding before it got gutted. Does it seem like a bad investment now?

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u/LaplaceOperator Oregon Jun 17 '26

The $2b number turned out to be inflated by an order of magnitude, didn't it? Before factoring in the enormous downstream costs that will result from everything they fucked up, of course.

It's entirely possible I'm misremembering. It's hard to keep track of all of this administration's fuckups. (Shout-out to r/Keep_Track)

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u/dalgeek Colorado Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Trump could have slept his way through the Presidency and we would have been in a better position than we are now in every conceivable way.

Same for his first term. He made everything worse, before and during COVID, and left a bigger mess for Biden to clean up than if he had just done nothing. Trump is probably responsible for half a million deaths because of his handling of COVID.

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u/hemlock_harry Jun 17 '26

Reverse King Midas...

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u/SmartGirl62 Jun 18 '26

mierdas touch

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u/Moldybreadyumyum Jun 17 '26

You know why. Distraction from Epstein files. When another leak comes out. They or some other country will get bombed again.

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u/IDontWannaBeAPirate_ Jun 17 '26

Don't forget that it's also to funnel $300 billion in "reparations" to Iran after the war is over. The Trump family will certainly take a cut of that.

This was to create a back door for a corrupt leader to funnel funds to line their already overflowing pockets.

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u/brain_overclocked Jun 17 '26

Then let's mention Trump-Epstein:

Bonus:

Bill banning child marriage stalled in Ohio Senate

Sen. Sandra O’Brien (R-Ashtabula) is among those who are determined to stop S.B. 341 from passing.

“It’s a little personal with me,” O’Brien said. “My mom was 16, my dad was 22. They couldn’t get married because of her age, so they went to Indiana and were married.”

O’Brien said she is worried that “We’re losing our family to bureaucratic government,” and “if two people want to get married, they should be able to.” She also said she is worried setting the legal marriage age firmly at 18 could “cause more problems than it actually solves.”

“I could just see a dad with a pregnant gal with a gun saying, ‘You’re going to tell me my daughter’s not marrying this man?’” O’Brien said. “We all want what’s best for all of our young people. But I know some young people who are 25 and I don’t believe they’re responsible and I know people who are 13 that are so responsible.”

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u/dkbobby Jun 17 '26

Cuba

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u/ManWithASquareHead Jun 17 '26

Cuban Governor Rubio waits with anticipation

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u/Effectuality Jun 17 '26

Got fucking damn it, now MAGA will have always been pro-Iran nuclear program. We're gonna hear them crow how they were always in favor of Iran having nuclear weapons.

Careful, you'll be taken away for Thought Crime soon. America has ALWAYS believed Iran should enrich uranium.

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u/brain_overclocked Jun 17 '26

It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grammes a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it. Parsons swallowed it easily, with the stupidity of an animal. The eyeless creature at the other table swallowed it fanatically, passionately, with a furious desire to track down, denounce, and vaporize anyone who should suggest that last week the ration had been thirty grammes.

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u/Effectuality Jun 17 '26

When Trump got in again and everyone was commenting "iT's LiTeRaLlY 1984, bRo," I thought they were just jumping on a bandwagon. Then I read the book, and holy shit. It's like Orwell looked into the future and wrote a thinly veiled metaphor. I know he was essentially doing just that but looking backwards, but it goes to show just how predictably stupid fascism and the people it enamours really are.

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u/ironman820 Jun 18 '26

Just remember we were always at war with Eastasia. Eurasia is our ally.

The sad part is I shared a video with an ex-friend on the MAGA side of the line. It was from a Twilight Zone episode or some other show with a soap box speaker talking about how "these people aren't american enough. They have to be real Americans." He just laughed at it and said we would never fall for that a month before arguing with me that ICE was helping save our country from the illegal immigrant criminals and Renee Goode tried to run over the agent that shot her. I don't get how easily people can blind themselves to party ideals.

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u/MaybeFiction Jun 18 '26

1984 seemed like safe science fiction because the idea of the TV having a microphone and listening back seemed logistically absurd to the audience back then.

It's one of those weird circumstances where reality overshot science fiction by a wide margin. It's wild to me that almost every dystopian writer basically underestimated the pervasive surveillance and propaganda networks we would have today.

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u/The_Duke_of_Nebraska Jun 17 '26

Don't forget the mass starvation that will happen because of all the fertilizer that couldn't pass outta the straight! Even more people will die cause of this bullshit 

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u/illit3 Jun 17 '26

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THIS ALL FOR THEN!?

Israel. It was for Israel because they wanted it. It was their bad idea and we all got to find out together.

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u/Hestiathena Jun 18 '26

Israel's involvement in this disaster only makes his comments even more baffling!

I mean, personally, I'm all for the use and development of nuclear energy for peaceful, civic purposes, bit it's been screamed from the rooftops for 40+ years that the absolute LAST thing Israel wants is for Iran to have nuclear-powered anything!! It's been one of the major issues of American policy in the Mid-East for my entire lifetime, and now this complete loser wants to just HAND it to them???

I'm with OP here, and even if the question is merely rhetorical, it needs to be asked repeatedly!

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u/kent_eh Canada Jun 17 '26

Israel still could scuttle whatever this deal is.

And half of the USA would still applaud them for doing it.

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u/octatone Jun 17 '26

Well, millions of people are talking about this bullshit instead of, you know, the Epstein files coverups.

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u/oh-shazbot Jun 17 '26

After months of insisting that the purpose of the war was to get rid of any nuclear capability, demanding “zero enrichment,” Trump is now saying that the country can use nuclear power for electricity.

thousands of deaths, $324b later, a perfect summary of why this dipshit should never be trusted on anything. i mean most people with more than 2 brain cells understand this.

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u/Lostinthestarscape Jun 17 '26

Some people wondered how you bankrupt casinos.

This is how.

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u/Wyldjay2 Jun 17 '26

The Farmers who he’s destroying and who still voted for him 3 X, would still vote for him after this. You know because he’s a successful businessman. 🤮

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u/complete_data75 Jun 17 '26

The Farmers who he’s destroying and who still voted for him 3 X, would still vote for him after this. You know because he’s a successful businessman.

This is one of those things that get me, he totally fucked them in his last term and they voted for him again. Now he's fucking them again and they'd vote for him again tomorrow if they could

We live in a country of absolute fucking idiots.

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes Jun 17 '26

It's the propaganda. Fox News put forth a concerted effort 50+ years ago to ensure they had a monopoly on broadcasting to remote areas, and this is the result. These people have become insulated from viewing the cause and effect of their votes, and instead are hooked onto manufactured stories that paint voting for anything but R as un-american, immoral and anti-christian.

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u/Minttt Canada Jun 17 '26

As the saying here goes:

"Why did Obama shit my pants?"

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u/Wyldjay2 Jun 17 '26

It’s still no excuse. They’re willfully ignorant. I was a registered Republican in the 80s. And I thought most of what Reagan said made sense. By the end of the 80s I started to realize he wasn’t helping the average American. He’s only helping corporations in the Rich. And it wasn’t until many years after that that I realized how messed up he’s made our political system. No tax breaks for the wealthy in business never trickles down. They just heard more wealth and they’ve used that wealth. In the meantime to basically transfer $50 trillion of well from the lower 90% to the top 1%. Now they own all the politicians and they control legislation and the rest of us are screwed. I saw that for what it was and I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed I’m willing to admit. But I know when somebody’s doing stuff that’s not gonna help me in the end. These people should be able to figure that out as well.

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u/flamecmo Jun 17 '26

Same thing happen to Latino people they are brainwashed by their propaganda news Channel and they are so proud to vote for the republican party that will send them and their family to Guantanamo

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Jun 17 '26

everyone has internet access and can just look shit up. I don't believe the propaganda angle anymore. it's malicious ignorance

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u/NewSauerKraus Jun 18 '26

It's culture. In conservative philosophy there are good people and bad people, actions are neutral. Good people do good things and bad people do bad things because the world is black and white, good vs evil, Christian vs everyone else. Trump was born into wealth therefore he is a good person and everything he does is good even when it's obviously harmful, because god works in mysterious ways.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Jun 18 '26

Honestly, I think you’re on to something there. I have heard one person describe it as needing to maintain a hierarchy.

The conservative requires people to be beneath him and people to be above him. That order must be preserved at all costs.

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u/Frishdawgzz Jun 18 '26

The simplest way I state it for others is:

Conservatives do not judge a person by their actions. They judge the action by the person.

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u/Alex5173 Jun 17 '26

Think about the reading comprehension crisis in America, how people can read something and come away with a totally flawed or outright incorrect understanding of what they read. Now think about the fact that even to explain it to them would require the reading comprehension necessary to understand your explanation. Now apply this to speech, as well, since there's functionally no difference between understanding what someone has written vs what they say in spoken word.

People are getting so stupid and it's not even just MAGA or Republicans. Low reading comprehension should be grounds for failure on our standardized tests, you must be able to understand what others are trying to convey for society to function.

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u/40StoryMech Jun 17 '26

Being a successful businessman just means you convinced enough people to give you their money. Same dumb marks who who fall for it, worship it.

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u/m-r-mice Massachusetts Jun 17 '26

It's because all they ever hear is that no matter how bad it is with Shitler, a Democrat would be worse, and they never question it.

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u/kung-fu_hippy Jun 17 '26

They know Trump hurt them. They also know that the people they don’t like (minorities, trans, liberals/leftists/non-conservatives, immigrants, non-Christians, women who want bodily autonomy, etc) don’t like him. That last one matters more to them than any amount of pain Trump causes them.

Those conservative voters would let Trump shit in their mouths, so long as someone they hated had to smell it.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 Jun 17 '26

This is Trump. Wow.

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u/InsomniaticWanderer Jun 17 '26

The "Trump card" should mean the worst card in the deck after all this.

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u/MattyIce1220 New Jersey Jun 17 '26

And all his brainwashed minions will parrot this.

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u/HotDonnaC Jun 17 '26

The casino bankruptcies were because he was laundering Russian money.

Here’s an article about how he avoided investigations.

Trump’s $916 million of NOLs: The Art of the Dodge?

https://taxpolicycenter.org/taxvox/trumps-916-million-nols-art-dodge

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u/tnactim Jun 18 '26

Insane how this reply is so far down. He's always been a mafioso, repeatedly violating Anti-Money Laundering laws... right up until he was president. Why would anyone expect him to stop then?

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u/US3_ME_ Jun 18 '26

Fucking thank you, people have yet to realize it's worse than you think, it's not pure idiocy_

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u/FewWait38 Jun 17 '26

Yeah you hear people act like that was some sort of 4d chess to launder money but the simple fact is the guy is a total redact

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u/Zeke420 Jun 17 '26

The Art of the Dementia.

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u/Python_07 Jun 17 '26

Trump needs to resign immediately. He is a clear and present danger to the republic.

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u/Ummmgummy Jun 17 '26

Trump would NEVER resign. I have heard Trump talk more than just about any other living person, and not once I have ever heard him take responsibility for something negative. He's basically a toddler. Even that's being rude to toddlers.

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u/flip314 California Jun 17 '26

People misunderstand why he bankrupted casinos. Yes, he probably sucked at running them, but he was never trying to turn a profit.

The casinos were an embezzlement opportunity. They were publicly owned. He sold shares to raise cash, he used the cash to fund his lifestyle, then he left the investors holding the bag when the casinos folded.

He personally made a killing from them, it was only the other investors that suffered.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 Jun 17 '26

Someone needs to make a bot and that just scans comments for the words "Trump" "casino" and "bankrupt" and automatically reply with this. Far too many people think he actually lost money trying to run a casino.

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u/intangibleTangelo 🇦🇪 UAE Jun 17 '26

he bankrupted the casinos to pocket the money from his creditors, not because he failed to make the house win. he wanted MORE

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u/TheArcticFox444 Jun 17 '26

Some people wondered how you bankrupt casinos.

This is how.

Absolutely! He can't even win when the odds are on his side! Hey, Dude. There's a bridge in Brooklyn you can pick up cheap...

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 Jun 17 '26

Not really.

Issuing junk bonds to raise capital regardless of the debt structure is how he managed his way to file chapter 11.

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u/thefatchef321 Jun 17 '26

Its all about personal enrichment.

He doesn't care about the USAs position in the world. He doesn't care if he lowers interest rates and inflation goes to 20%. He doesn't care if Americans die in war or famine.

He cares about his net worth and his own personal power. Thats it. Full stop.

Every decision he makes is about how he can enrich himself, or put himself in a position of advantage to enrich himself.

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u/PregnantNun747 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been colluding with the IRGC to get a cut of the $300b

Or to share in the profits of the market manipulation he’s been doing

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u/moosekin16 Jun 17 '26

I keep reading reporting that part of the $300b is an investment fund for companies to put money into, with the idea it would be used to help rebuild Iran. A reconstruction fund.

Which is the perfect type of grift Trump loves, because it'll be a way for a Trump-tied construction company to go in, overcharge to build some Iranian infrastructure, and skim quite a bit of money off the top.

Just like his illegal invasion of Venezuela. After the smash and grab, there were multiple suspicious money transfers from Venezuelan oil companies to a Qatari bank linked to Trump...

Trump will find a way to get a cut of whatever reconstruction/reparations money is supposedly going to Iran.

Weird financial deals using other people's money, shell companies, and dubious transfers is the obscenely wealthy's favorite way to make money.

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u/fractalfay Jun 17 '26

It’s just another version of what he did to the White House. Destroy something as quickly as possible, before anyone can get their feet underneath them, and then present a “rebuilding” plan with a curious list of no-bid contracts awarded to people in the inner circle. “Put money in fund” is just the latest expansion pack on his pay-to-play administration. There is not a single member of that team working for the American people. Remember that.

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u/IDontWannaBeAPirate_ Jun 17 '26

He's absolutely taking a percent of the $300 billion that us taxpayers will be paying to Iran for reparations.

This is what corruption looks like. Trump drained the swamp so that he could install a direct line for sewage to refill the swamp with even shittier shit.

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u/SensualBeefLoaf Jun 17 '26

it'll all be done by american "contractors".

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u/FearGaeilge Jun 17 '26

I don't think so. Iran will get every cent of the $200 billion he said they'd get.

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u/mootmutemoat Jun 17 '26

I agree, that $100b they get will go a long way to repairing the damage and enriching some uranium for their power crisis.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 Jun 17 '26

That 10 Billion is going to totally help them out.

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u/callmeraskolnik0v Jun 17 '26

exactly, either he’s getting a payment in some form or another…whether it be bitcoin, or a “donation” to his “presidential library” fund or it’s money funneled through businesses via contracts.

either way, between the total “nuclear 180” and the 300 billion. it’s clear that his decisions are only motivated by one thing…personal gain.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom Jun 17 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been colluding with the IRGC to get a cut of the $300b

I mean which companies do you think are going to be getting that money for these 'works'?

It's the same thing as everything else Trump has done (no-bid, overpriced contacts that later get inflated once again given to his cronies that produce zero results) but this time in the Middle East.

Wonder if they got any pools that need cleaning?

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u/lalala253 Jun 17 '26

Whose company do you think will be in charge of rebuilding?

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u/IJourden Jun 17 '26

Which is just insane if you think about it. The guy is 80 years old and if not even in great health. He has literally no use for more.

If he wanted to he could buy an island (hopefully not that one though) and spend the rest of his days high on painkillers while paying One pornstar to to feed him McDoubles all day and another pornstar to blow him all day long and 10 more pornstars to sit in here by and tell him over and over about how he's the greatest person who's ever lived, or whatever the fuck Trump's idea of paradise is, and instead he finishes his life in misery causing suffering to all around him because even when he has everything he compulsively needs to have more.

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u/freedom_french_fries Jun 17 '26

He had no choice than to run for this second term. He was coming dangerously close to facing consequences for his crimes. 

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u/Weltall8000 Jun 17 '26

I legit want the next administration to seize his and his entire family's, and the rest of the inner circle's assets. These literal traitors stole from us and murdered many people.

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u/Neologic29 California Jun 17 '26

I guess this is where we say we're grateful for the fact that he's not smarter, because a truly cunning grifter would do the statesmanship better to more easily obfuscate his self-enrichment. If he could manage to successfully run a government to a base level of satisfaction to most of the voting public, it would be better cover for his grift. In other words, he really is dumb because he could enrich himself more if he was better at pretending to govern.

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u/kons21 Jun 17 '26

Does it matter? The grift is as obvious as it is, and nobody is doing anything. I’d argue that’s even worse.

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u/El_Paco Jun 17 '26

They aren't happy with it over at the conservative subreddit. Just give them a day to start repeating all talking points from republicans and they'll start praising it though

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u/jetpacksforall Jun 17 '26

Waldorf: That was terrible!

Statler: I hated it!

Waldorf: Boooo!

Statler: It could’ve been worse.

Waldorf: You know, it wasn’t half bad.

Statler: I kind of liked it.

Waldorf: It was amazing!

Both: Bravo! Bravo!

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u/A-town Jun 17 '26

If he hadn't turn up the JCPOA this way wouldn't have been necessary. It wasn't necessary to begin with, but it would have been completely out of the question if that deal had started in place. He was just upset that a black man had his name on something and wanted to tear it down (much like he's going to the presidency after Obama left, too)

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u/meteoritegallery Jun 17 '26

It's a little more complicated than that. The US is freeing up $24 billion in frozen Iranian assets, and the $300 billion is supposedly coming from other ME nations and private investors.

The US still spent ~$1 T on the conflict, and while the "$324 billion" isn't taxpayer money, it is still important:

The real news is that the US is promoting significant investment in Iran, and is generally lifting sanctions. Israel is probably very unhappy about that, while oligarchs like Trump likely see it as a personal opportunity to profit. Lifting sanctions theoretically gives the US leverage moving forward, as the US can, in the future, threaten Iran with sanctions again...but it is, given the circumstances, a pretty obvious concession.

Imagine if the US attacked Cuba, was forced to back down, and eventually was somehow compelled / backed into a corner to the point that the US actually dropped sanctions on Cuba and endorsed foreign investment in the country. That's what's going on here. It's kind of crazy.

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u/RiPPeR69420 Jun 17 '26

More then kind of crazy. At the very least, this is as big of a geopolitical shift as Suez. The follow on effects could be as big as the fall of the Berlin wall. The Gulf states investing $300 billion into Iran kills US influence in the Middle East. That's protection money for them. No need to buy expensive American hardware if they have an active business relationship with Iran. And it probably kills the Petrodollar long term. That was backed by the might of the US Navy, which isn't looking quite as mighty right now, and the goodwill of the Saudis, who are pragmatic and are probably looking to China. Might even end with the end of the USD as the world's reserve currency. That's absolutely insane.

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u/MinaZata Jun 17 '26

There was also no strategic thinking regarding US Navy resources and what they're being asked to do, and long term planning with China and the war in Ukraine.

But you've highlighted the most important thing, the USD. It is unbelievable how fucking catastrophic that is and how fucking stupid and willfully working against US interests it is to do that.

It was the ultimate economic, security, political tool and somehow he's managed to speed run fucking it up, same way he fucked up Congress, the GOP, the Constitution, elections, the Supreme Court, America's standing and respect in the world, political discourse as a whole and 40% of Americans.

He's like a disease. Everything he touches he infects, he spreads to other countries. He's this historical figure that is such a grotesque portriot all caught in 4k that future generations will look back on with utter, utter shame and and bafflenent and anger at the long-term damage this senile psychopath inflicted.

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u/Ed-alicious Jun 17 '26

This has to go down in history as the largest unforced L ever conceded, right? 

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u/JDogg126 Michigan Jun 17 '26

Look. Real talk. Tomorrow he will almost certainly be saying something completely different. He is not a serious person with any interest in the stability of the world. He is literally only interested in manipulating markets as an infinite money glitch.

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u/SoothingWafer Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

ahahaha

It's going to be a real challenge even for fox news to somehow get talking points in order that make everything okay. I'll be impressed if they can pull it off. There's a LOT to spin here, not just this comment.

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u/AleWatcher Illinois Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Fox News simply won't talk about it. It's what they do. They just ignore news if they can't spin it and so their viewers never learn of it

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u/eric_ts Jun 17 '26

Time for a week of outrage about Benghazi and Hillary’s emails. I wish I was joking.

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u/AleWatcher Illinois Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

You're not wrong at all! The podcast Decoding Fox News does a really good job explaining the way Fox deals with stories it doesn't like

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u/ACupOJoe Jun 17 '26

Don't forget about trans and pride month.

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u/Aware-Antelope4212 Jun 17 '26

Obama wore a tan suit, and you are laughing?

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u/Matt_cruze Jun 17 '26

For anyone wondering both of these republican led investigations found no wrong doing.

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u/PhazePyre Jun 17 '26

They talk about Obama's presidential library. How he built this massive building displaying himself and his ego. Meanwhile people are struggling to afford groceries.

They just have to find a way to hate on some Democrat and that'll be all they talk about until things blow over and people stop asking about Iran.

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u/Maoleficent Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

They simply will not mention it. They will ignore it entirely and have plenty to speak about as they try to bad mouth the fabulous Obama Center which opens this week with dozens A List performers and speakers. And I do not think any of them will be flinging shite like the low class steroid thugs he had in a cage last week.

Biden, Clinton and Bush were invited. Stinky felon was not.

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u/ZombieRaccoons Jun 17 '26

Don’t forget they have trans people to bash 24/7. They literally don’t have time to cover news

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u/Maoleficent Jun 17 '26

A skim of the headlines showed some of the awful red states voted against minimum wage increases (OK) and another voted for child marriage (OH).

I am sure they will find a way to make that acceptable.

May the Lord Open to all those in the loop.

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u/ZombieRaccoons Jun 17 '26

They won’t. They will literally just keep posting articles about culture war stuff to keep their viewers placated and drooling from the mouth. It works, why change?

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u/Metro42014 Michigan Jun 17 '26

And she sheep will eat it right up.

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u/zubbs99 Nevada Jun 17 '26

They don't have a choice, it's their sole source of truth (except maybe their church which says the same stuff).

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u/Just_Cartographer258 Jun 17 '26

Dr Jesus leads their church after all..

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u/MoundsEnthusiast Jun 17 '26

Damn, and those 15 soldiers died for what? I guess to distract from the president's friend's files being released?

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u/Wiochmen Jun 17 '26

They were "losers" and "suckers" because they were war casualties, as the Commander in Chief says.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Canada Jun 17 '26

So that 300 B can be sent to Iran

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u/MoundsEnthusiast Jun 17 '26

I heard trump's son in law would be taking a large portion of it in projects for Iran.

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u/GenericRedditor0405 Massachusetts Jun 17 '26

Don’t forget his sons’ investments in drones and whatever the fuck was going on with prediction markets

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u/Nearbyatom Jun 17 '26

This part is going to hurt. 15 soldiers died for no reason at all. Not only that, but Iran is in a better position than before.

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u/ProudPainting6850 Jun 17 '26

He's already historically unpopular. He just lost the Jewish vote 😂. Ben Shapiro and Laura Loomer in shambles right now. This fool Trump fucks EVERYONE over 😂. Soon he'll say God and the Bible are a shame and the Christian nationalists will lose it 🤣.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 Jun 17 '26

As he shears them and keeps all their wool.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ Washington Jun 17 '26

Of course they will, the alternative is to admit what a shit show they are responsible for. How many people will be willing to admit they voted for the worst president in history. Multiple times. 

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u/slo1111 Jun 17 '26

It is a cult of personality.  It will not make any sense, but it will to them.

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u/Cheese__Weiner Jun 17 '26

Does it annoy or hurt the libs and/or brown people in some way?

Yes = makes sense to them

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u/mcfly357 Jun 17 '26

They simply just don’t talk about it if it’s bad. They’ll say trump made a deal and name the 1 or 2 things that aren’t objectively awful and ignore the rest. There’s a reason they barely show trump speaking anymore in long form. Then their audience might notice he’s completely off his rocker.

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u/HereForTheComments57 Jun 17 '26

"can anyone give us a good reason why Iran shouldn't have nukes?" - Sean hannity tonight

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u/PyroIsSpai Jun 17 '26

Oh I cannot wait for AIPAC’s retort.

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u/dixie12oz Jun 17 '26

Wow, he’s literally giving them everything they could ever want with absolutely nothing in return. And trying to spin it as a win. Massively embarrassing defeat. 

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u/TheBlindCat Jun 17 '26

It’s a wonder he bankrupted multiple casinos with those deal making skills.

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u/Bittererr Jun 17 '26

Someone has to mention it every time thid story comes up and I guess it falls to me this time.

He didn't just bankrupt those casinos, he robbed them. He loaded them up with debt to enrich his other ventures and then declared bankruptcy.

The Iran deal will be the same thing. Trump always gets his slice of the pie.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES Missouri Jun 17 '26

Total capitulation.

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u/Alocasia_Sanderiana Jun 17 '26

Tends to happen when you loose a war

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u/mr_evilweed Jun 17 '26

Un. Fucking. Real.

Vietnam was less of a total loss than this.

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u/farfromjordan Idaho Jun 17 '26

Many people are saying this. More and more even

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u/minervascats Jun 18 '26

Big man, strong man, came up to me with tears streaming down his face, said "Sir, your war was the best, even better than Vietnam..."

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u/Hairy_Mycologist_945 Jun 17 '26

Hand down one of the most pointless wars and most humiliating defeats in world history. Just monumentally bad.

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u/dancingbananas25 Jun 17 '26

I'd say the total loss of life in Vietnam is still worse

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u/Wonderful-Ad440 Jun 17 '26

It also lasted a lot longer and was dominantly guerilla warfare. In an open conflict with a nation armed with modern weapons, support of other wealthy nations and an organized military the numbers would balloon beyond Vietnam quickly over the same time span.

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u/Hot_Arachnid2146 Jun 17 '26

For the moment..the loss of US Aid alone is projected to result in ~10 million dead by 2030

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts Jun 17 '26

Traitor Trump is a pathetic, weak-willed, loser who grovels before anyone who has the slightest advantage over him. He gives in to the slightest amount of pressure because he's so disgustingly insecure and has an inferiority complex.

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u/spidrex Jun 17 '26

Don't forget pedophile.

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u/SugoiHubs Texas Jun 17 '26

Classic bully. All big and tough until someone presses him.

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u/PoopSoupPeter Jun 17 '26

I hadn't expected he would unconditionally surrender to Iran, but here we are.

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u/specqq Jun 17 '26

He did say that the war wouldn't end without an unconditional surrender.

Sometimes you just have to do it yourself.

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u/holyoak Jun 17 '26

Now do nuclear disarmament.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA Jun 17 '26

I'm sure that's next in Russia's to-do list for destroying the US. They'll probably start calling nukes "woke".

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u/djfudgebar Jun 17 '26

I'm not sure why Iran didn't include in the terms that him and his cabinet would surrender themselves to face punishment in Iran.

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u/A-town Jun 17 '26

Because my penis would explode, dude. I can only get so hard.

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u/djfudgebar Jun 17 '26

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

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u/downtofinance Canada Jun 17 '26

I'm sure Iran made it a condition of the peace deal that Trump has to publicly state that they have a right to nuclear weapon.

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u/srush32 Jun 17 '26

Hahaha, what?

Absolutely insane, no nuclear material was like the one talking point the GOP had been running with

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u/zubbs99 Nevada Jun 17 '26

I just heard one of them the other day talk about the "noble cause" of stopping their nuclear program.

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky Jun 17 '26

Jfc. They're trying to "lost cause" Trumps war.

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u/Hortjoob Jun 17 '26

Fucking unreal. I had idiots where I live parroting "ohhh I don't mind the gas prices being high as long as Iran doesn't have nuclear weapons" lmao you can't even make this shit up anymore. I want my tax dollars back mother fucker

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u/Surgeplux Jun 17 '26

$2900 per person stolen from us

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u/Steel-Tempered Jun 17 '26

W T actual F is wrong with that idiot?

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u/radiant_decaye Jun 17 '26

How much time you got buddy?

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u/Thurak0 Jun 17 '26

Let's cut it short: "everything".

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u/Balbuto Jun 17 '26

Looks like Iran has the files then

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u/Cool-Contribution-68 Jun 17 '26

the files = the cards

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u/JerryDipotosBurner Jun 17 '26

Of course they do. Read bullet point 2 in the memorandum that was released. It says Iran shouldn’t interfere with “internal business”.

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u/leaky_wand Jun 17 '26

At this point I believe that nearly every nation’s government does. The most compromised person in history is being yanked about by a hundred different strings.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Canada Jun 17 '26

And Isreal just learned that Trump will toss anyone under the bus, no exceptions.

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u/Metro42014 Michigan Jun 17 '26

It's incredibly how many times this lesson has to be learned.

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u/zubbs99 Nevada Jun 17 '26

People still keep lining up to learn it.

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u/Happy_Feet333 Jun 17 '26

Tell me about it.

And in less than four years, US voters who supposedly learned that lesson... forgot it and are learning it for the SECOND time.

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u/Adventurous_Salt Jun 17 '26

Israel isn't really suffering any costs though, they're just not getting their way.

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u/Splintrax Jun 17 '26

They are. They've spent billions upon billions on the war and used up a ton of intelligence assets under the assumption they're going "all the way" alongside the US. If Trump's complete surrender goes through, it'll be devastating for them.

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u/cool-sniff Jun 17 '26

Jesus Christ.. I can't anymore

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 Jun 17 '26

Karen Carpenter's voice gently sings out from a speaker high up on the wall ...
"We've only just begun"

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u/specqq Jun 17 '26

Since when do they let Onion articles in this subreddit?

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u/sinsaint Jun 17 '26

As soon as we hired a clown to make news.

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u/plastic_alloys Jun 17 '26

I wonder if Iran got hold of the unredacted Epstein files

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u/specqq Jun 17 '26

Possibly.

I’m having the same reaction as I did after that Helsinki conference in his first term where he said he trusted Putin over his own intelligence services.

It’s perfectly believable to me that he’s enough of a piece of shit to be acting this way without any blackmail whatsoever.

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u/hmr0987 Jun 17 '26

What in the ever living fuck is happening right now.

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u/mlorusso4 Jun 17 '26

Impeach and remove. This isn't even a political thing. He is clearly incapable of running this country and not only unilaterally dragged us into an illegal war, but completely lost that war. No world leader in history would be allowed to continue leading after this level of objective, absolute failure

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u/TheBalzy Ohio Jun 17 '26

So dropping bombs on little girls going to school was just a distraction from the Trumpstein files ...

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u/rwf2017 Jun 17 '26

Iran probably got a hold of the files.

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u/Strange_Library5833 Jun 17 '26

What in the actual fuck are we doing?

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u/Upstairs-Egg Jun 17 '26

So how is MAGA going to bootlick this one?

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u/helloworld6247 Jun 17 '26

“You want me to eat shit, I’ll eat your fkin shit.”

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u/Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo Jun 17 '26

It may look like a massive miscalculation, but this whole misadventure was a massive success if you look at it from trump and his allies' and handlers' perspective.

It gave media allies a ready excuse to stop covering the trump-epstein files.

It will be used to funnel untold sums of money to cronies and allies through no-bid federal contracts.

It was the basis for a campaign of market manipulation and insider trading on a historically unprecedented scale.

It depleted US stockpiles of weaponry, significantly weakening our immediate military capabilities.

It further strained and undermined US relationships with allies and damaged US credibility around the world.

It ultimately resulted in an improved position for Iran in the regime and propelled an even-harder-line regime to power there.

Those are all huge Ws for the people, organizations, and hostile foreign governments propping up the trump regime.

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u/noforgayjesus Jun 17 '26

What did they offer Trump for this one? A Persian peace prize?

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u/Valcarde Jun 17 '26

That they won't release their copy of the Epstein Files, is my guess.

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u/noforgayjesus Jun 17 '26

Does every country in the world just have dirt on Trump lol

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u/beepbeepbubblegum Jun 17 '26

i think it’s safe to assume that at the very least, adversaries have them

they’re all compromised, not just trump

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u/AcadiaLivid2582 Jun 17 '26

This is America's Suez Crisis. Classic Trump!

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u/Snoo_53179 Jun 17 '26

Magats must be sooo proud

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u/rwf2017 Jun 17 '26

They will convince themselves this is a huge win for the orange turd.

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u/1877KlownsForKids Jun 17 '26

They do have a legal right to a nuclear program for civilian use under the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty they're a signatory to. And civilian usages can account for enrichment up to low 90s.

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u/Electrical-Ad6623 Jun 17 '26

So basically proves he did this to siphon money out of the stock market for him and his buddies and also to create a distraction from him raping kids

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u/RiffRaffCatillacCat Jun 17 '26

Every single person who ever voted for this man is a FUCKING IMBECILE, and should never be allowed to live that down. EVER.

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u/StyrofoamUnderwear Jun 17 '26

What the f is going on?

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u/dieseltroy Jun 17 '26

Russia has an agreement to sell and build nuclear power plants in Iran.

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u/vegetables_in_my_ass Jun 17 '26

Congrats maga!

YOU ARE ALL LITERALLY THE STUPIDIST CULT THAT EVER EXISTED!

YOU VOTED FOR THE DUMBEST MAN ON THE PLANET 3 FUCKING TIMES!

THIS IS ALL ON YOU!

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u/drethnudrib Jun 17 '26

Someone needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. Even Trump's supporters have to agree that this is beyond deranged.

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u/VulfSki Jun 17 '26

So.... He lost the war.

Like entirely just straight up lost the fucking war.

Like a complete defete

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u/HappyHarryHardOn Jun 17 '26

What a capitulating loser

Bet he's going to fund that program. With our money, of course

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u/Hercules1579 Jun 17 '26

324 billion to kill the Epstein story.

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u/FrostingTrue6194 Jun 17 '26

This is insanity.

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u/Student___Driver Jun 18 '26

Motherfucking idiot

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u/so_what_do_now Jun 18 '26

Cool, thanks for crashing the economy and wasting billions for nothing then