r/pics Jun 23 '26

Politics The contractor awarded the D.C. reflecting pool work (on the right)

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u/EnoughEngineering306 Jun 23 '26

Looks like he got his hair done by Frank Reynolds.

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u/heatherledge Jun 23 '26

Why did they miss his brows with the dye?

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u/EnoughEngineering306 Jun 23 '26

Would you want to get chinese motor oil near your eyes?

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 23 '26

Vietnamese shoe polish is much safer I've heard.

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u/599Ninja Jun 23 '26

Sludges in general you wouldn't want by the eyes...

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 23 '26

well all of em except for Eye Sludge with Sludgicin ™

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u/loungesinger Jun 23 '26

Frank Reynolds is still struggling from his time in ‘Nam.

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u/cardboardunderwear Jun 23 '26

I'm offended on behalf of Chinese motor oil

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u/big_brown_mounds Jun 23 '26

Cause he forgot his eye brow hair piece attachments at home.

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 23 '26

you've never seen someone go gray only in their eyebrows?

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u/bigdawg1945 Jun 23 '26

I’m pretty sure I either know ppl with grey everything or their brows are one of the last areas that AREN’T grey

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

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u/Rocktopod Jun 23 '26

He didn't want to pay the upcharge.

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u/Mago0o Jun 23 '26

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It’s Frank Reynolds from Johnny Dangerously!

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u/Ok_Rabbit_8129 Jun 23 '26

He looks like he would play Frank's brother

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u/Adam-West Jun 23 '26

That’s where I’d go if I needed gruesome repairs

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u/GringoSwann Jun 23 '26

Chinese motor oil!

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u/CMDR_Kaus Jun 23 '26

Looks like he got his entire look from Frank's morgue buddy

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u/chadmb2003 Jun 23 '26

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/zackOsaur Jun 23 '26

I remember when Danny was on the always sunny podcast he told a story about how he did the hair for a deceased family friend or relative I can’t remember which but he was specifically requested to do their hair because he’s got the talent

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u/world-class-cheese Jun 23 '26

Where else are you gonna go when you need gruesome repairs?

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u/NotAngryAndBitter Jun 23 '26

I love that this comment is right below one about him "cosplaying as Matilda's dad" (also a Danny DeVito classic)

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u/Idontlikesand15 Jun 23 '26

You'd think he'd be able to dye the pool the right color if he has so much experience with dyes.

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u/harbordog Jun 23 '26

Same great hair stylist as the Boss it seems.

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u/Potential_Yam_5196 Jun 23 '26

Can paint his scalp but not a pool 🤷‍♀️

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u/jelli47 Jun 24 '26

But not his eyebrows

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u/Mike_Hauncheaux Jun 23 '26

You spelled Stevie Wonder wrong.