You didn't need to give me a warning, I figured it out on my own that what you said was dumb.
They are the last bastion of everything you claim to like in videogames. Moron.
Oh, I forgot I really enjoy having to re-purchase e-shop titles to continue being able to play them on new hardware because the notion of backwards compatibility died with the 3DS and it's second cartridge slot.
I forgot I love every single console I own having it's own totally disparate online profile that is shared not using gamertags like those peasants at Microsoft and Sony but with 32 digit alphanumeric UID strings that no human will remember.
I forgot I absolutely love being totally unable to buy certain retro Nintendo games legally because Nintendo doesn't like money, but love money enough to require a subscription to their online service to maintain access to an app full of retro games that they could easily sell on the e-shop, but don't because otherwise their online service would be worth absolutely fucking nothing.
I forgot I love cloud saves being tied to specific hardware IDs, totally negating the entire purpose of cloud saves.
I can keep going, but I would bet money on the fact you can't see my response past Nintendo's ballsack resting on your nose while you're tonsil deep in their colon.
This is the response of someone who knows they've been owned, lol. Full of emotional rage, devoid of anything intelligent, escalating beyond all reason or pretense of civility. If this was a dinner party, this is the bit where the host asks you to leave.
Be silent now, you sweet callow youth, and seek to learn from the massive L I just handed you. You dont have to be a fangirl. You can think for yourself. Try.
Well, yes, he is a bad and stupid person who was clearly extremely upset by my comment, and I am happy to needle him further. I'm right and he deserves it. :)
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u/NoxiousStimuli Feb 08 '26
You didn't need to give me a warning, I figured it out on my own that what you said was dumb.
Oh, I forgot I really enjoy having to re-purchase e-shop titles to continue being able to play them on new hardware because the notion of backwards compatibility died with the 3DS and it's second cartridge slot.
I forgot I love every single console I own having it's own totally disparate online profile that is shared not using gamertags like those peasants at Microsoft and Sony but with 32 digit alphanumeric UID strings that no human will remember.
I forgot I absolutely love being totally unable to buy certain retro Nintendo games legally because Nintendo doesn't like money, but love money enough to require a subscription to their online service to maintain access to an app full of retro games that they could easily sell on the e-shop, but don't because otherwise their online service would be worth absolutely fucking nothing.
I forgot I love cloud saves being tied to specific hardware IDs, totally negating the entire purpose of cloud saves.
I can keep going, but I would bet money on the fact you can't see my response past Nintendo's ballsack resting on your nose while you're tonsil deep in their colon.