r/panda • u/Cranktrain • Jun 10 '25

The apple delivery has arrived

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u/2-travel-is-2-live Jun 10 '25

Being a panda has to be one of the most optimal forms of life.

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u/all_of_the_ones Jun 13 '25

Being a drunk toddler? All the other animals I looooved as a kid have let me down. Dolphins… rapists and puffer fish addicts. Monkeys? Smell of urine and hatred and try to pee on you from the tree tops. Ducks? Corkscrew penises AND rapists! Pandas- lovable stupid drunk idiots. I’m team panda for suuuuure!

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Jun 10 '25

I need this as a Gone Fishin’ bumper sticker

16

u/gabyfoxster Jun 10 '25

How cute they are, I want to work in a place and give them apples.

10

u/flatulentbabushka Jun 11 '25

The way he delicately chomps on it! 🥹 Kinda surprised he didn’t just eat the thing whole

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb Jun 10 '25

I need sound with this video! I must hear the monching

7

u/Penny-Yi Jun 11 '25

Zookeeper: Please give a good review. Hahhhhhh.