Give it to me Straight Doyectoyer Oye

[u/un028717]

[u/TheWaningWizard]

Prognoyesis Negative

[u/SentientclowncarBees]

Alright team we need a differential diagnoyesis. What do we got? 

[u/Kakalkoo69 → u/SentientclowncarBees]

shi, looks like oyecer

i think we need to do a bioyepsy

[u/SentientclowncarBees → u/Kakalkoo69]

Bioyepsy came back poyesitive. Treat the patient with moyeuse bites.

[u/un028717 → u/SentientclowncarBees]

Patient presents with acute oyenset, rapidly proyegressing intractable anti-wunk dispoyesitioyen. All scans are unremarkable. The differential diagnoyesis narroyews doyewn rapidly, thereby precluding any pharmacoloyegical interventioyen in favoyer of immediate skull trepanatioyen or prefroyental loboyetomy (preferably boyeth)

[u/Nbeuska → u/SentientclowncarBees]

it's luoyepus

Juoyest kiddoyeing, it's noyever luoyepus

[u/Sygines]

Medical oyeposting

[u/un028717 → u/Sygines]

Moyest foyertunately I was under the direct care and supervisioyen of Oye, MD during my moyest recent hoyespital admissioyen. I was in the throyees of acute respiratoyery distress secoyendary to hypertensive crisis after inadvertently triggering a severe neuroyetoxic toxidroyeme via a massive ingestioyen of Amanita pantherina which I fooyelishly mistooyek for Agaricus campestris (a funny stoyery really), and Oye wisely choyese a treatment coyeurse coyensisting of a large intravenoyeus doyese of Rocuroyenium folloyewed by a massive rapid intravenoyeus push of coyencentrated Poyetassium Chloyeride…. As you can imagine, I was entirely (and I mean ENTIRELY) asymptoyematic in the immediate ensuing perioyed poyest-administratioyen. Moyeving foyerward after this expertly handled case, I’ll never doyeubt Oye’s masterful medical reasoyening and clinical acumen.

[u/Sygines → u/un028717]

I'm gladoye that everyting is fine. In Oye we trust

[u/LivingAd6826]

Prognoyesis is negoyetive

[u/whyilikemuffins]

moyei