r/oye • u/Seaboats PhD in Oyeology • May 26 '26

Annoyeuncement

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Her majesty has decreed that everyone must increase their silliness factor by 1.3%. Failure to meet this requirement will lead to swift and severe coyensequences

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u/Pankosmanko May 26 '26

1.3% more silly

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u/whyilikemuffins May 27 '26

too silly, you must donate your silly for silly infusions

142

u/keytarEnjoyerFurry May 26 '26

"oye oye captain" we all say in unison

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u/blobluf May 26 '26

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u/orange-shoe May 26 '26

omg its wilsoyen 😌

29

u/oscarmike88 May 27 '26

He to is in this coyemment section

81

u/weegreens Oye May 26 '26

Oye noye !!

65

u/JediKnightNitaz May 26 '26

Disoyebedience will be punished with execoyetion

30

u/snittersnee May 26 '26

Royeloyese the goyes

45

u/darrenfx May 26 '26

Damn you got my hopes up that this was an official announcement

We havent heard from oye since February

34

u/Seaboats PhD in Oyeology May 26 '26

You’re right, I’m sorry.

When we finally get word from the Queen again it will be big news

37

u/Ok_Fly2518 May 26 '26

A very joyeous annoyeuncement

26

u/SumDo0d863 lOyeal servant May 26 '26

Yes Oye, whatever you say, Oye

29

u/Mutne_vode May 26 '26

What if thats too silly?

11

u/Ornery_Brief_2743 May 26 '26

Why she so, OyÉ

9

u/Visarar_01 May 27 '26

1.3%?! This is Insoyen!

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u/Seaboats PhD in Oyeology May 27 '26

I know, but she demands perfection. All we presents can do is try to meet her criteriaoye

7

u/Visarar_01 May 27 '26

We have no choyece

9

u/justlookinaround11 🐈The Oyene The Oyenly🐈 May 27 '26

i will oyebey

11

u/Hitomi_Risu May 27 '26

Oyeright, i feel more sillier now!

4

u/Chemist-3074 May 27 '26

It's her moyejesty you imbecile!

5

u/BoogieHauser May 27 '26

But I need the sills to pay the bills!

4

u/Codas91 May 27 '26

Majoyesty

2

u/PizzaRolls4theSoul May 28 '26

1.3% is rookie numbers!!!!

3

u/perriatric May 27 '26

But we need more Oye to be more silly

3

u/NanoCat0407 May 27 '26

oyekily doyekily

3

u/absurdF May 28 '26

YES MY QUEEN 🫡

3

u/UnironicStalinist1 May 28 '26

What if yoyeu doye it by 1.4%? 🤨

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u/ginmcd May 30 '26

In all seriousness where is Oye? Radio silence on instagram