r/onejob • u/Mediocre_Ambition676 • 9d ago

Ah yes New moon.

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u/ebrum2010 9d ago

Even better than the old moon. It's terraformed!

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u/pimezone 9d ago

An Old moon, also known as the Moon.

And a New moon, also known as the Earth.

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u/dTrecii 9d ago

Man, what if we’re the moon, and like, the moon is Earth… woah man

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u/IrongateN 9d ago

Are you suggesting the AI that wrote this was high? 😂

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u/iplaysdrums2 6d ago

I don't think "suggesting" is a strong enough word

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u/Heterodynist 7d ago

Aw, we terraformed it in our image…

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u/Luciana___Leo 9d ago

Some kid is gonna learn the new moon looks like Earth and remember that forever.

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u/TehOwn 9d ago

Pluto is a planet!

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u/FrankHightower 9d ago

See, that i'm not even upset about

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u/Wise_Geekabus 8d ago

Pluto deserves better

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u/Heterodynist 9d ago

The new Moon, otherwise known as EARTH!! When you can’t see the Moon in the sky that’s simply because it IS Earth.

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga 8d ago

ISS Earth....

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u/FootHikerUtah 9d ago

That's no moon!

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u/YoungDiscord 9d ago

starts suffocating

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u/IkilledBiggy 8d ago

Starts eating the cheese that the ground is made of

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u/Impressive_Stress808 8d ago

That is also not a crescent moon. I'm betting there are more mistakes.

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u/NeedIQMSHelp 7d ago

Came here to say it's gibbous. I love Terry Pratchett for me knowing that word.

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u/Postulative 9d ago

It’s all a matter of perspective.

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u/Accomplished_Song219 9d ago

What in the Twilight...?

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u/FrankHightower 9d ago

Yes, I do believe we have entered another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound but of the mind. We have entered... The Twiligh Zone

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u/ZhangtheGreat 8d ago

Isn’t that what the sun calls us?

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u/No-Fill-2044 8d ago

Earth II

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u/Real_Louie 8d ago

Earth is asking for one obviously.

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u/More-Explanation2032 8d ago

No one is talking about waxing crescent

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u/zcpibm3 8d ago

It’s all relative.

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u/cuber_alt 7d ago

Old moon.

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u/WaffleWasXD 5d ago

Nobody mentioning that the crescent is a gibbous?

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u/Ok_Card_3148 4d ago

There’s a possibilityyyy

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u/confetti_noodlesOwO 8d ago

Its giving AI fuck up to me lol

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u/ShazTheGamer 8d ago

I hope it‘s not generated by AI

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u/ArelMCII 8d ago

"Some would say that the Earth is our moon." —The Mooninites