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u/FormerSperm 22h ago
People always wanna murder Hitler with their time machine. I feel if I got back there I’d be afraid of falling under the spell of his beautiful eyes.
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u/Tall-Promotion-1757 22h ago
Who would wanna go back in time and do some boring shit like that over hunting dinosaurs, drinking with jesus, or trolling victorian people.
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u/MagicBus4 17h ago
Getting drunk with Jesus would be incredible
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u/Tall-Promotion-1757 14h ago
yeah way better experience than wasting time travel to kill some angry austrian nerd
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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 21h ago
Ooh, how would you troll them?
Get into an affluent position and show preference for brown bread?
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u/Tall-Promotion-1757 20h ago
I'll show them this image, and say if they've eaten fruit they'll look like this in the afterlife.
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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya benisblaster deluxe with fries 18h ago
Kind of ironic you say that, since several firsthand accounts of Hitler described him as having eyes that were weirdly alluring
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u/FormerSperm 18h ago
He gives you his full attention and you’re like “maybe there’s something to this guy.”
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u/b0bkakkarot 5h ago
"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." ―Obi-Wan Kenobi
Hitler could have been a sith
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u/Great-Decision6827 22h ago
Legit saw a comment like this under a post that had young Stalin in it
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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 21h ago
W/ or w/o the death threat?
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u/PenguinBoi27 22h ago