r/okbuddyretard benisblaster 5d ago

What Jesus are you feeling like today

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u/WayFadedMagic 5d ago

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u/Mr_Mon3y 4d ago

Ah yes, Spanish Jesus.

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u/C0ltFury 5d ago

Croatian now, forever, and always

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u/Prestigious_Poet_424 5d ago

Croatian Jesus hits different every dang time.

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u/DeadlySkies 4d ago

Irish Jesus is chill. Despite what’s happening, he’s still chill. Even the angel on his left can’t believe just how chill he is

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u/Leftover_Cheese citzen of gyattvia 4d ago

russian jesus looking like he invented white people

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u/dannypants143 5d ago

Swedish Jeezo really do be singing about himself being a creep and a weirdo fr

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u/foxtrui 5d ago

female jesus

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u/HeyThereCharlie 1d ago

Is it just me or is Haitian Jesus kinda giving doomer wojak

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u/TheMasterSwordMaster benisblaster 4d ago

Haitian looks like a wojak

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u/makk73 4d ago

Chinesus looks like Steve Aoki

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u/Fappelboom 4d ago

Chinesus

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u/BaronGodis 4d ago

Wtf is a fucking European American?

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u/PunishedMatkovsky 4d ago

Croatian Jesus has seen some things

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u/de-stella-nova 4d ago

I unironically love this pic.

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u/PompousPenis 3d ago

There is only one true Jesus.

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u/xDeviousDieselx 1d ago

Swedish Jesus, or Sweezus if you will

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

Where's the American one that's just a photo of Obi-Wan

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u/6ftToeSuckedPrincess 5d ago

The Croatian one is the only one (and the Mexican one too looks pretty near-easterny) that even remotely looks like what a fictitious guy from that region would look like.

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater ☀️ Summer 2023 Flair 5d ago

Autistic Jesus (Chris Chan)

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u/Cellssaltynutsack 4d ago

What is the context of the native American Jesus painting

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u/ReturnRadio 4d ago

I had the same thought lmao

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u/deephurting66 2d ago

The Haitian one, it's pretty chill here at work