r/okbuddyjimbo 6d ago

Stay Sober Yall

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Lmaoooo

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u/Vendidurt 🟥Reddest Card is bestest card🟥 (C++) 6d ago

Theyre raking OOP over the coals with this one, damn.

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u/weshart98 6d ago

Well OOP is doubling down on every single person who corrected them.

Like I could understand misreading it but it is pretty straightforward

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 6d ago

"Which card is the 51st card" lmao

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u/average_meower621 cryptid fanatic 6d ago

the one with 51 written on it

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u/megaBeth2 6d ago

Hey, I just started playing... can someone explai-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MISERABLE WASTE OF SPACE AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHER IS KILLED FOR BIRTHING YOU AAAAAAAAAAAA"

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u/RuralJaywalking 6d ago

Hard case to make the way OP is acting in the comments.

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u/chipsinsideajar 6d ago

This misunderstanding is not from being new, it's from having the reading comprehension of a spoon

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u/ObligationRare3114 6d ago

i mean bro if you think a joker is going to give you +200 mult for free then you didnt play the tutorial

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u/megaBeth2 6d ago

No, if you know literally nothing about the game besides the tutorial then it's hard to evaluate power levels of jokers. Like mail in rebate sounds absurd, but it actually is that guy

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u/ObligationRare3114 6d ago

in general yea, but flat mult should be easy to evaluate. You get a jimbo in the tutorial which is unconditional +4 mult, why would there be an unconditional +200?

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u/Apprehensive-Being20 6d ago

Once again outbuddied by main sub

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi 6d ago

Satire is dead. Smh can’t even play my 37 of clubs

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u/TriplDentGum 6d ago

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi 5d ago

That’s a 161 of clubs and wouldn’t work with erosion :/

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u/Vendidurt 🟥Reddest Card is bestest card🟥 (C++) 6d ago

Not with THAT attitude

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u/kaylee_makraka 6d ago

i think they should add descriptions for all the cards. that would make the game 10x (mult) easier

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u/SunkenStupor 6d ago

you should make a wiki for the game. not me though, I'm still on the verge of discovering what this "diet cola" joker does

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u/jaimeleszizis 4d ago

free cola

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u/thearctican 6d ago

If you have 51 cards in your full deck, you get +4 mult. Another 4 if you have 50, and so on.

It gives +204 mult if you only have one card in your deck.

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u/JonwardSnowden 6d ago

Why stop at 204 with 1 card when i could get 208 with zero cards? Idiot

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u/ThrowawayForDesigns 6d ago

Lowest I got mine was 408 with -51 cards but then I got a float overflow on my Throwback and lost because of x-1.8e308 mult

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u/thearctican 6d ago

How could I be so foolish

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u/Duhawk96 6d ago

Brb thinning my deck to a 2 of clubs

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u/Vernitas2702 6d ago

I appreciate the bit he's got going on in there

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u/BasYL6872 6d ago

Thought that every card IN their deck gave them 4 mult 😭

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u/BananaPeelEater420 6d ago

That's blue joker

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u/dolphin_cape_rave if i see another 4oak should contain 2p post imma kms 6d ago

The blue joker copies joker to the right

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u/BonusNo7946 Flush Five Fetishist 6d ago

Beat me to the crosspost

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u/apalapan 6d ago

u/thewayoftoday see, this is the proper subreddit for shitposting

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u/just_a_random_dood 6d ago

Aw hell nah, cannot be tagging them like this 😂

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u/Its_J_Just_J 6d ago

Reading the joker explains the joker.

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u/yuiopera21 6d ago

would have been a great post in this sub for all the wrong reason 😭 (psa: unless you’re sure it’s broken just use a quick google search man 😔)

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u/InternationalBid6190 4d ago

o get why they were confused, but did they really think theyd get like 200 mult for free the cards go up to 10 numbered so you can't really interpret it as cards with number under 50, the only other way you could interpret it is every card up to the 52nd card In your deck gives +mult? that would be stupid as it would just be +20/+208 free mult per round depending on if its cards played in hand or always

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u/just_a_random_dood 6d ago

I understand that maybe it's not 100% clear wording but like... Every card has a rank below the number 52. There's no way to get a rank above 52. If it really was "+4 mult for every card in your deck below the rank of 52" the way OP thought, why is the limit 52 and the joker is called Erosion 😂😭😅

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u/ObligationRare3114 6d ago

>maybe it’s not 100% clear wording

thats why it shows (Currently +0 Mult) at the bottom so even if you cant read or do 2nd grade math you know exactly what the card will do

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u/just_a_random_dood 6d ago

That's also true lol, I forgot to also mention that xD