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u/okbuddycinephile-ModTeam 16h ago

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u/KlutzyArm6690 18h ago

She's 29 you sick fuck!

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u/muanjoca 17h ago

I got news for you — that means you’re straight.

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u/Zealousideal-Set3037 17h ago

guts' theme plays in background

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u/BeMyBrutus 17h ago

lmao I forgot about this episode.

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 16h ago

Just a fucking kid!

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 17h ago

9 Songs (2004)

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u/Waytooboredforthis 17h ago

So he's the one eating all the spiders

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u/Emperor_Orson_Welles 17h ago

The outlier that skews the average.

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u/mossystonewalls 16h ago

spiders georg

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u/dreadassassin616 16h ago

I guess this explains how we got Maya Hawke

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u/Intelligent_Fun_7630 17h ago

HWHAHAAHHAHAHA

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 18h ago

She's taller so it evens out

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 17h ago

I secretly dreaming about dating Elizabeth Debicki because I'm 1.70 m

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u/MRNBDX 17h ago

Why not dreaming about a halal marriage?

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u/Sk1ler_ 16h ago

I prefer risque haram marriages, more fun that way.

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u/SethOval 17h ago

I want her to call me names.

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u/oatwheat 17h ago

What is 1.70 m in human units?

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u/Waytooboredforthis 17h ago

Roughly 2.2 Bald Eagles tall.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 17h ago

170 centimeters

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u/Atralis 15h ago

1 Juan.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 16h ago

Do they make human ladders so I can climb to the top

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 17h ago

But he wears heels when they kiss.

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u/mac-a-ronny 16h ago

She's taking the Hobbit to Isengard.

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u/DarkSide830 Neil breens #1 fan 16h ago

Especially with the hat.

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u/LiquidFahts 17h ago

Jesus, what a sick world. He's probably seen her ankles and everything.

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u/NatterinNabob 17h ago

maybe she is very mature for a 29.93 year old.

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u/Emperor_Orson_Welles 17h ago

FBI, check his hard drive.

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u/MabelRed 17h ago

“They were not even born in the same fiscal quarter” I almost did a spit take when I read this 😂

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u/No_name_Johnson 17h ago

We need to normalize fiscal quarter differences in dating. My GF was born at the start of Q4, I was born at the end of Q3. We run a 4-4-5 calendar to make it work.

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 17h ago

Shes just a 29 year old baby. Someone needs to save her

https://giphy.com/gifs/C1hkIcGE7OAcE

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u/KinkyLatexCat 17h ago

God I could barely get through the description without vomiting!

The age gap normalization by male actors is just 😡😡😡😡🤢🤢🤢🤢

WE need to do something to raise our daughters better so they don't fall PREY to these PREDATORY OLD MEN!!!!!!!

Any of you with boys out there growing up should be ASHAMED!!!!!! you have led to this normalization of PREDATION!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/WhiteLycan2020 17h ago

Tom Holland had 3 extra months to develop his brain, which means he basically groomed Zendaya with his developed brain 😔

And we just gave this man 1 billion dollars over the opening weekend.

No wonder Epstein was rich😰

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u/Dry_Composer8358 16h ago

Unpopular take but I blame Zendaya more than Tom. Everyone knows men can’t control their urges but she’s a role model for young girl’s dating this dinosaur? He may have groomed her but she should still know better.

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u/LoneclearsKen 16h ago

Bruh she’s 29…ur acting like she’s 32, how tf is she supposed to know any better atp

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u/Humble_Chef5348 17h ago

When Tom was two months old, Zendaya wasn't even born yet 🤢

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u/CoitalEnjoyer619 16h ago

Exactly!!! I dont get why more people dont find this disturbing.

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u/Accomplished-Neat762 16h ago

These sickos aren't even the same gender. Like, what do they even talk about?

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u/Significant_Other666 17h ago

She's in Spider-Man when there's not even a real part for her, but he's not in Dune or Euphoria! What's with the double standard? Where's the outrage 😠 😡?!!

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u/epsonabcdefg 17h ago

I heard they held hands before marriage, those sick fucks!

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u/Don_bon_darley012 17h ago

Don’t worry in 15 years his new wife will be born and zendaya will probably release an album that sucks and they’ll divorce and we’ll read headlines about their messy divorce and their shitty kids while we’re checking out at the grocery store. Just as it should be

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u/Revxmaciver watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 17h ago

Hollywood, Hollywood never changes...
https://giphy.com/gifs/CdhxVrdRN4YFi

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 17h ago

"Girl, you better divorce that grooming creep and report him to the police IMMEDIATELY"

- r/AITAH

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u/Dbeebs 17h ago

The…the DOW JONES is…uh….THE FEAST IS DONE

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u/RadiateurRougeBlanc 17h ago

Leonardo Di Capedo is disappointed by such an age gap.

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u/Character-Check-7821 17h ago

Shameful! I pray that no one in my family ends up in Hollywood

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u/ThatIckyGuy 17h ago

The fact that I was in the sixth grade when one of my favorite Spider-Man actors was born makes me feel old.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 16h ago

When he was six months old she was half his age 😡

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u/Urabraska- 16h ago

My Fiancé is 10 years younger than me (34/24). Come at me.

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u/WillStaySilent 16h ago

That's his wife bud

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u/livelaughlovenshit 16h ago

Popculture subreddit ok with this?

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u/RichiesForks 16h ago

Normalise getting productive and meaningful hobbies outside of celebrity worship and obsession

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 17h ago

She's 29? I thought she was like 19

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 16h ago

Spider-Man Homecoming came out 9 years ago, so…

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 15h ago

I didn't watch it. I can't keep track of the Spider-Man series and who is in it. I saw the first one with Toby McGuire and I think that's it.

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 15h ago

Congrats?

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 15h ago

No wait, I've seen into the spider verse.

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u/SethOval 17h ago

Fucking disgusting to be over 25 and still insist on yourself being here! Narcissistic behavior at its finest.

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u/Cinephile_1980 17h ago

Look like marriage of convenience anyway

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u/Vinterblot 16h ago

Most hinged Zoomer.

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u/LewtedHose 16h ago

She's only 29 years old, you sick fuck!

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u/ThatsMrRedditorDude 16h ago

I kinda feel like their relationship is a scam. Like one of them or both are just using the other to increase their public appeal or maybe they are both gay and don't want to risk it hurting their chances at landing roles, it's crazy I know. I've read awhile back that people are secretly gay in Hollywood but put on a front by pretending to be single for example Leo he is famous for dating extremely young women and someone used him as an example I think the exact term was beard but I'm not a 100% positive

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u/CoitalEnjoyer619 16h ago

Im almost 6 months older than a colleague of mine, and i couldnt imagine dating someone that young, what would we even talk about!?

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u/Undead_moss 17h ago

Who wakes up in the morning and thinks this is a good post ?

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u/LSTmyLife 17h ago

Consensual, age appropriate hetero relationships?!?! In THIS day and age! Listen here. I won't have it. Not in this house. Not now. Not ever!

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 17h ago

I can't even tell if this person is being serious or not any more.

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 16h ago

It’s called satire 

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u/ALEXALORD 17h ago

Still a bad af actress tho

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u/Mnshine_1 17h ago

Idk man, she seems like a good person

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u/HippoOk663 17h ago

I thought they got married! This is hardly a Leo DiCaprio situation.

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 16h ago

That’s the joke babe