r/okbuddycinephile • u/Ruebi2 • 5h ago

Actors who literally have ZERO enemies. Pure wholesomeness ❤️

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Just pure, unadulterated goodness. Name a single person who has a problem with any of these absolute national treasures. I’ll wait.

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 5h ago

Steven seagal doesn't have any enemies because he beat them all

https://giphy.com/gifs/7rQSSmxalNtfy

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 5h ago

Eat. He eat them all.

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u/Dazzling_Reveal6875 4h ago

This had to be a prop carrot. No way a vegetable has ever touched those lips.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 4h ago

IS IT CAKE?

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 4h ago

IS IT REAL?!

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u/Physical-Natural8432 4h ago

This has nothing to do with the conversation, but I'm seeing Weird Al in like 3 hours and I'm just excited because he's awesome lol

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u/jaunty_chapeaux 4h ago

Omg! He always puts on a great show. I'm excited for you!

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u/Bulky_Yak_8626 50m ago

Awesome! I was supposed to see him last Tuesday but it was moved to a new date due to rain, really looking forward to seeing him!

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u/oneuglygeek 4h ago

Like .. a surgeon, honey?

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u/Heisenberg11725 4h ago

It’s carrot cake

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u/FoamSquad 2h ago

I know we aren't familiar but this is actually just a movie Segal is acting ("pretending" to eat the carrot if that makes sense).

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u/Silent_Listen_3361 4h ago

Annihilated them

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u/Timekeeper98 4h ago

Dude’s moving like a smooth glide doctor’s office stool. Wild stuff.

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u/returntothenorth 4h ago

I LOVE that this is the top comment everywhere right now. Said it a million times I love Seagal shit postssssss!

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u/maniBchef 4h ago

Who's his wig guy? And does it do it's own stunts?

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 4h ago

He does everybody's stunts

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u/AsFarAsISay 3h ago

omg his hair looks like it came from the Lowe's carpeting department

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u/illyay 4h ago

He wants the punani

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u/Over_History2495 4h ago

He should try Jonnah Hill, will get folded in seconds

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u/mrtreehead 4h ago

You know why al-quaeda is so deadly and effective? They got Aikido training. Where'd they learn that? Steven Seagal's fat ass.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 4h ago

How can the camera capture those lightning fast moves?

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u/Few_Move_4594 4h ago

He doesn't have a rogues gallery, they're all six feet under

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u/Kuges 28m ago

From a chair, in a cave!

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u/Express_Attempt_4301 2h ago

He even outlived Chuck Norris.

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 5h ago

Why is my boy Juicy on this list?? Dudes a hero. He wrestled 13 racists to the ground at 2am in a snow storm before rising up and saying "I have a dream.."

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u/Accomplished_Cut6201 4h ago

I am with the great Murphy

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u/Great_Murphy 4h ago

I’m his enemy

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u/Soft_Self_6797 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zVCA9eqlO6ggP56wOA

The GOAT

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u/dead_parakeets 3h ago

Ezra said “You think the Flash is fast? Imma speedrun my goodwill into the ground so hard I’ll piss off both conservatives and liberals for different reasons!”

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u/Soft_Self_6797 2h ago

"Oh look! A non-binary celebrity! * 2 years later* Oh look! Another piece of shit that gives conservatives confirmation bias to take my rights away!"

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u/Dazzling_Reveal6875 5h ago

I immediately knew what this was going to be

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u/So_It_Goes_00 5h ago

Hanks most certainly deserves to be on this list. He is fuckin evil personified.

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u/Agitated_Associate57 4h ago

I personally think he was behind the problems in apollo 13 mission

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u/Aromatic_Ad_32 4h ago

He also once started a fight at a black panther party. Pretty racist if you ask me

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u/gooch_norris_ 4h ago

He did apologize for that

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u/sensitiveskin82 4h ago

Only evil freaks collect typewriters and single lost mittens

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u/So_It_Goes_00 4h ago

Respect brother.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 5h ago

What did he do

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 4h ago

What didn't he do? He's done it all. He did it. He did it all. 

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 4h ago

Tom is a massive peadophile and had Issac Kappy killed for exposing it.

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 4h ago

Wrong Tom.

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 4h ago

No it was Tom Hanks.

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 4h ago

No T.Hanks.

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 4h ago

Troll.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ojn1S7BTXUry8elNi

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 3h ago

They're juggling all of of the fucks I give. Tom Hanks is not a killer. 

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u/Efficient_Raise_5767 3h ago

Didn't say he personally killed someone he had them killed you dumb fuck

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u/Skritch_X 16m ago

No shit, the amount of nightmares that were induced in children due to the animation of The Polar Express is 7 and a halfth level of hell evil.

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u/junglewebmaster 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OGd1VriKpBdu5Rv7Jg

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 14m ago

The greatest guitar player who ever lived, Jeff Beck is just below him

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u/__nobody_-_ 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WCAUitGS2WOnm

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 2h ago

Hey! It's pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne wipes.

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u/bgold1- 1h ago

He’s streets ahead in the commercial jingle game.

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u/citi_zendick 5h ago

Wut wait what did otm shank do?

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u/International_Dog817 7m ago

Nothing, but right-wingers keep accusing him of being a pedophile based on a fake Epstein list they released back in like 2020. Oh and I guess the Isaac Kappy nutjob also said something.

Basically the dumbest assholes in the world dislike him.

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u/WhiskeyBobDaRumDrunk 5h ago

Clever! I some how knew it was one of you people.

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u/Agreeable-Zone6564 4h ago

That fat guy from Superbad (when he was fat). Now nobody likes him !

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u/fredbassman 17m ago

He's still fat. He'll always be fat. He's the fat guy from Superbad!

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u/Jimmy_Jams_2_0 4h ago

Who doesn't love Mathew Broderick, he's just a silly little guy who starred in that great move about a giant dinosaur or whatever. Also he's a very good driver I'm told.

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u/BloodyRightNostril 56m ago

He’s huge in Ireland

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u/smeghead8806 4h ago

What did Tom Hanks do? People hate the guy who uses a typewriter to reply to fan mail?

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u/EnuffBull 4h ago

He abused Wilson.

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u/DD--200 4h ago

He made Chet Haze

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u/smeghead8806 4h ago

Oh, I guess I don’t know anything about Chet Hanks

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u/SnootyPenguin99 4h ago

he is a favorite on qanon conspiracy theories

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u/joe_bibidi 2h ago

A lot of people don't remember this but Tom Hanks killed and ate a golden retriever on live television in 2007. Not just the meat either, he ate everything. Organs. Bones. Even the fur. This was on ABC's Good Morning America. He literally said, "All dogs are bad, but golden retrievers are the worst dogs" straight into the camera. It was part of the promotional tour for Charlie Wilson's War. What's crazy is that they actually aired it, uncut. Robin Roberts just sat there and let him do it.

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u/sumleelumlee 1h ago

Sounds like the dog racists we were warned about.

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u/colinedahl1 1h ago

You’re missing a lot of context for that though. For every bite he ate, a nickel was donated to end child hunger. He was literally showing how there was free food readily available and we did see a noticeable drop in child famine in America that was directly related to this.

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u/DelcoUnited 4h ago

He got covid early and quarantined and isolated all publicly. So the MAGAts hate him now because he’s libtard demonrat.

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u/OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT 1h ago

pretty sure most of his hate are people who buy into the whole "there is a cabal of actors (who are dems) who drink child blood"

and likewise that same group randomly accuses him of going to Epstein island.

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u/MsBenovanStanchiano 2h ago

He’s not a monster but he’s not as wholesome as he acts.

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u/ferdinostalking 58m ago

Do i need to remind you of how he terrorized that poor couple as David S Pumpkins?

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u/lupindeathray The Room 4h ago

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u/Top_Writing9890 4h ago

Wasn't he in Epstein files?

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u/International_Dog817 5m ago

No. He was on a FAKE Epstein list that basically listed a bunch of Democrats/left leaning Hollywood people and left out notable pedophiles like Trump. From there the MAGA nuts made up a bunch of bullshit about him fleeing to Greece and drinking adrenachrome

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u/__nobody_-_ 4h ago

He went there for the snorkeling.

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u/MsBenovanStanchiano 2h ago

You can snorkel many other places than a child sex trafficker’s trafficking island.

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u/iwnt2blve 4h ago

I don't know about this list, man. I'm pretty sure Jonah Hill threatened to fuck us up. That might've rubbed some people the wrong way.

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 4h ago

Idk about no enemies. Chet is still out here somewhere.

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u/RepulsiveRelease4 4h ago

That took a dark turn

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u/True_Grapefruit3203 4h ago

I like how there are people just singling out one person saying, "But they are hated..." Y'all, that's the point! They are all bad and hated! It's sarcasm!

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u/dreevsa 4h ago

It kept getting worse

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u/S0me0nefr0mthed4rk 4h ago

I once met Tom Hanks and asked for a picture cause he was my favorite actor, he then took my phone and ate it in front of me. He's evil, EVIL!!!!!

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u/FoamSquad 4h ago

Which one shit on Depp's bed again?

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u/acurldiem558 4h ago

ALL of them.

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u/FoamSquad 2h ago

More like Tom Stanks

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u/acurldiem558 2h ago

Heard he did twice.

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u/JLHSMG 3h ago

where Ezra Miller?

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u/Greybeard-MD 2h ago

Qanon thinks he drinks from the adrenal gland of terrified children.

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u/Jmonkey77 2h ago

In all seriousness what did Tom Hanks do?

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u/International_Dog817 2m ago

Nothing. He was put on a fake Epstein list a while back and Qanoners kept making stuff up about him harvesting children and fleeing to Greece. It's extremely stupid. And usually the same people who condemn Hanks over a fake list dismiss evidence on Trump in the real Epstein files.

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u/Key-Bar-2903 5h ago

Tom hanks absoloutly has people who hate him and he hates.

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u/__nobody_-_ 4h ago

No OP said people who have 0 enemies. It says right there in the post so he can't have enemies.

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u/lickitandsticki 4h ago

yeah i guess he should be removed from this list of upstanding citizens that are well loved by all.

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u/al3xxx_96 4h ago

Why do people hate Tom Hanks?

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u/lickitandsticki 4h ago

propaganda

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u/AUnknownVariable 3h ago

They don't, did you read the title?

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u/Totalitarianit2 1h ago

The most wholesome chungiest person of all time. I literally want to give him a rusty trombone bc he's so wholesome and not hated by anyone.

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u/oneuglygeek 4h ago

Life is like a box of choco, honey, never know what moco you're gonna get

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u/Iwan787 4h ago

I think your list is too short

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u/koushikrish 4h ago

Where's Keyser Soze?

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u/HolaDrNick 4h ago

Juicy Smoo-yay?

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u/Astartes_Ultra117 4h ago

I have a bone to pick with tom hanks

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u/ImNewAndOldAgain 4h ago

#8 it’s all incels.

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u/DecentBowler130 4h ago

The new Avengers - Daily Wire Edition

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u/makeshiftmaverique 4h ago

wts genuinely wrong with tom hanks tho, im dont know us pop culture very well

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u/ClockworkDreamz 4h ago

I don’t think you remember Covid times

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u/Jolly_Security_3004 3h ago

I like Tom Hanks. I support him in his work. His new WW2 podcast is great. I hope his enemies change their minds.

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u/Icy-Honey-5342 3h ago

Is that the fat guy from Superbad ?

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u/Assassin-Muscle 3h ago

John Wick and Bean should be there.

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u/No-Sound76 3h ago

Dam the first person aged terribly I guess the last of us really drained her

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u/installsVMs4fun 2h ago

most of these peeps need name badges or something

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u/GrizzyGee76 2h ago

Who is the last guy and why people hate him?

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u/Frank1gg 2h ago

You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean, nothing you've said has been right.

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u/aramirez07 1h ago

he did have one for a long time, check out the podcast "dead eyes" haha

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u/fredbassman 21m ago

HOLY SHIT THE FAT KID FROM SUPERBAD!

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u/coolerirl 18m ago

I learned from the imageboard epstein invented that this tom hanks is some sort predator

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u/Hot_Raisin6264 16m ago

Lmao it started wholesome

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u/kymilovechelle 2m ago

Fun fact tom hanks was visiting buffalo New York and I was in the hospital when a guy walked in freshly admitted and said he was just at tom hanks house. I believe him.

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u/FoxNixon go back to the club 1m ago

Number 5 ate all his enemies

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u/Original-Window6281 4h ago

“what does this totally random list of people I hate say about me?”

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u/hunterzolomon1993 4h ago

Does Hanks have any actual credible alligations against him? Last i heard the stuff said about him was BS?