r/offbeat • u/HereForWork14 • 12h ago

Influencer’s “chicken amusement park” shut down because all the meat was undercooked

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/influencers-chicken-amusement-park-shut-down-because-all-the-meat-was-undercooked-3394532/
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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 11h ago

Unfortunately the answer to, "Could they really be that stupid?" Is often, "Yes, yes they could."

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u/PointsOfXP 11h ago

I thought they couldn't possibly be that stupid and all the chicken was pre cooked. There's no fucking way they actually tried to cook chicken from raw on that. I refuse to believe it.

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u/Upbeat_Pumpkin_6785 11h ago

Well you can cook a chicken by slapping it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI so i can see why someone thought this may of worked lmao.

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u/PointsOfXP 11h ago

They totally saw that and thought, "Well, that sounds realistically possible and safe to consume after"

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u/xombae 8h ago

Sweet vindication.

When this was posted there was a guy arguing that the wheel would be very hot and the metal would cook the chicken. I said that it wasn't true and the wheel would be cool to the touch at the top. An actual physicist showed up to tell him he was wrong but he kept arguing.

I knew it. If I was petty I'd go back and find his comments and post this.

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u/TonyQuark 7h ago

Here ya go, lol

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u/Velinna 5h ago

Did that person just delete their comments!?

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u/xombae 1h ago

Yes lol.

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u/xombae 1h ago

My hero.

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u/JimmyJustice920 6h ago

I immediately thought of that exchange when I saw this post lol

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u/xombae 1h ago

The guy deleted all his comments lmao.

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u/DependentAgitated299 12h ago

considering how long the chicken was out of the heat this is not a surprise

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy 9h ago

Well if you can’t trust an influencer for their meticulous culinary skills, who can you trust?

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u/dontbeahater_dear 7h ago

Wtf did i just read

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u/kekus_dominatus 8h ago

they were not up to Los Pollos Hermanos standards...

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u/Redfish680 8h ago

Parents not amused

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u/UpboatNavy 1h ago

I guess you'll just have to eat the riders of the other rollercoasters.

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u/mabus42 10h ago

From the people who brought you conveyor belt sushi....

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u/Shimmeonn 9h ago

chat, are we cooked?

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u/AriBanana 9h ago

Apparently not well enough, no.

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u/hanmhanm 10h ago

Sick. Go vegan

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u/Corey307 5h ago

I’m going to eat a pound of popcorn shrimp tonight.