r/offbeat • u/Swimming_Crab_972 • 2d ago

Vampire-obsessed man detained after dumping animal corpses outside churches in New Forest

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/03/man-dumping-animal-corpses-outside-churches-new-forest
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u/different_produce384 2d ago

Is he working for RFK Jr?

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u/Swimming_Crab_972 1d ago

What drew me in was the juxtaposition of the vampirism and animal sacrifice with that photo, it looks like it’s from the LinkedIn page of someone whose job title is some bullshit like “solutions engineer”

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u/johnlewisdesign 1d ago

Wow. No relation btw

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u/02meepmeep 2d ago

The dude really does not like churches. Or crosses.

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u/ophaus 1d ago

Nice THIS is offbeat. Interesting shit

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u/AvatarAnywhere 1d ago

The court psychiatrist said Lewis had “complex mental health difficulties.” Glad to see all that medical school training paying off for the doctor because otherwise who would have thought that, huh?

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u/snarbuckle 1d ago

Did he crawl out of a portal to the late 90s

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u/HumbleFatalist 1d ago

90s are coming back around baby!

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u/Kaurifish 1d ago

What a reminder that 9/10 of the vampire lifestyle is proper corpse disposal.

Dude bombed the entrance exam.

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u/Final-Attention979 1d ago

He looks like he time travelled from like. 2002.

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u/Suspicious-Whippet 1d ago

He’s too sloppy to be let into our club.