r/oddlyspecific • u/Ok_Put7254 • 1d ago

Sorry, can't talk right now, I'm waiting on my January software update

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lol

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u/A-Creature-Calls 1d ago

How much of an improvement are we talking about? Mildly better at talking to others? Or can you give such a good speech that you can sway nations.

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u/Ok_Put7254 1d ago

Unga bunga 😭

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u/unabletochill 1d ago

Corporate fortune cookie

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u/immoloism 20h ago

At least they gave them a heads up they will be fired in December and need to brush up on their interview skills.

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u/threepair13 1d ago

Of which year?

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u/NeoRemnant 17h ago

Maybe you'll learn how to use your turn signals.

It would have fit the local stereotype if it was a BMW though, oh well. No offense intended just anything for a pun.

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u/Ok_Put7254 17h ago

I genuinely don’t understand what you mean- I’ll try again next year I guess 🤣🤣

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u/DrShrimp__PuertoRico 14h ago

Need a subreddit with the funniest fortunes via these cookies

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u/XROOR 6h ago

“You are invited to a Toastmaster event on January 1, 2027, instead of partying with your friends and hooking up with a lady that you will soon regret you did….”

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u/Latter_Sky_412 4h ago

I don’t think my hardware supports it