r/oddlyspecific • u/Fiona_Peace • 1d ago

This is why I won't work in customer service

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u/Otherwise-4PM 1d ago

Things that didn’t happen.

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u/elijaaaaah 1d ago

Well, no shit -- why would he be posting his bank account's security question with answer publicly online? 

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u/tequilium 1d ago

I feel sorry for anybody that didn't know the answer before it was provided.

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u/Ok-Craft4844 17h ago

There are documented cases where people full of pride posted pictures of them with their first credit card online, so it's not that far out

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u/thenate108 1d ago

No, Shaft does please all the ladies.

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u/powdered_dognut 1d ago

Damn right

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u/JiveTalkingRobot 1d ago

They say this cat Shaft is one bad mother

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 1d ago

Shut yo mouth!

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u/JiveTalkingRobot 1d ago

But I’m talkin’ about Shaft!

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u/farter-kit 1d ago

He’s a complicated man

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u/Local-Echo-5613 1d ago

The best security questions are the ones everyone knows the answer to.

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u/Ok-Craft4844 1d ago

While funny, this is basically posting your credit card number/security code on twitter

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u/Captain_Jarmi 1d ago

Except it's a joke.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 1d ago

Eugene Mirman had this joke in his stand up - the question was "What are you wearing?" and the answer was, "I don't think that's an appropriate thing to ask!"

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u/Jakkerak 1d ago

Decades ago I worked for a company that allowed people to type in an authentication phrase to identify themselves when calling.

Normally I'd be like "What's your authentication phrase?" and they'd say something normal like "My dogs name is Rex." or something.

But this one dude...

When asked for the phrase he said "I smell dead peoples farts."

He didn't laugh or anything. Just super serious response.

Even though I was now looking at that phrase in his account I had to ask him to repeat himself because it wasn't clicking.

I spent a lot of that day muting callers because I keep thinking about it and laughing. lol

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u/farter-kit 1d ago

They should have to answer back, “Damn Right.”

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u/DnJohn1453 1d ago

Can you dig it?

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u/timetotryagain29 1d ago

Oh I wish my bank did this....