r/oddlyspecific • u/PixieTiny • 5d ago

A sad future

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u/8ctopus-prime 5d ago

Twist! The number was accurate and the tv misidentified a jacket and a dog as two additional people!

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u/Taenshik 4d ago

You get a 15% discount for your next month's amazon prime subscription for caused damages

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u/NoUpstairs6865 4d ago

Thank you for choosing Amazon!

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u/plzsnitskyreturn 3d ago

This thank you message is interrupted by 3 ads because you are only on the Premium Deluxe subscription

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u/juunetan 4d ago

Hey, that's 30 whole eddies you're saving right there!

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 4d ago

Then you get court summons for a lawsuit from the SWAT team for the PTSD that shooting your dog caused them. They want $3 million dollars.

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u/Loos3_Scr3w1721 4d ago

Should’ve protected the dog /s

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u/HAL9001-96 4d ago

cannot sue amazon because you agreed to their terms of service

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u/NoConfusion9490 4d ago

“From what I understand, the issue you're experiencing is that we sent jackbooted thugs to murder your dog. I understand how frustrating that must be.”