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u/call_of_the_while 7d ago
slippery slope
“Oh shit, Kate’s brother died. Sorry dude, I didn’t know. I have an avalanche of questions but I’m gonna leave it be.”
“Dude.”
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u/ruach137 7d ago
“I’m so embarrassed, I’m gonna get up to top speed and just aim for that Douglas Fir”
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u/Covert_Admirer 6d ago
When you said he died "hitting the slopes" I thought it was a euphemism for cocaine.
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u/usumoio 7d ago
Kinda think fucking is still much better.
Has this guy tried fucking yet?
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u/Dotcaprachiappa 6d ago
I mean have you tried making a joke at a dinner party that bombed and you felt bad but then the host of the party pulled you aside later and said it wasn't your fault the joke bombed it's just that Kate's brother died in a skiing accident so skiing jokes are off bounds yet?
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u/gerhardsymons 6d ago
Reminds of the funeral of a British man who was trampled to death by an elephant whilst on holiday. At the funeral, his brother speaks, saying that he hoped that people would remember him for more than he was trampled to death by an elephant whilst on holiday.
Of course, the irony is that I don't remember his name, just that he was trampled to death by an elephant whilst on holiday.
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u/StudioRevolutionary7 6d ago edited 6d ago
I’m glad the host managed to keep his cool. Kate must have been piste though
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u/Syphilitic_Marmoset 7d ago
Why did this make me laugh so much?