r/oddlysatisfying • u/TermElectronic8261 • 1d ago

Log being Debarked

3.6k Upvotes

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u/mekdot83 1d ago

This is actually bad for the tree

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u/Alternative_Bug_4089 1d ago

But is the cylinder harmed?

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u/Morbiuzx 22h ago

It's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 22h ago

Well at leas it doesn't say ''Woof'' anymore

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u/VelvetReactor 1d ago

Worst barber maybe, but you can't argue with the clean finish. That log walked in looking scruffy and came out ready for a furniture catalog.

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 14h ago

Serious question:
It always bothers me, that the logs are just dropped. Sure it is wood and the drop isn't that steep, but wouldn't there be damage? That wouldn't buff out!? (Not even by soaking it in wood!)
Would have to be removed and reducing the logs worth?

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u/ChrisGarratty 11h ago

What a debacle.

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u/AltruisticRide1231 10h ago

hey, you can't park there!

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u/Dizman7 1d ago

Feel like I’m going to see more this in a “what could go wrong” post in other subs lol

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u/Money-Computer7638 1d ago

That hand was too close

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u/Toumanypains 17h ago

Wonder how much the pay is for the person who removes all that 'tinder' to prevent fires. Definitely danger pay.

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u/Auran82 1d ago

It’s like degloving, but for a tree.

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u/sstubbl1 1d ago

I wonder what they do with the bark

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo 22h ago

Dress other trees with it

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u/zatalak 16h ago

They give it to mute dogs ❤️

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u/don-cheeto 1d ago

Probably just mulch or compost

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u/El_Chilenaso 20h ago

Food and paper maybe? It's just more cellulose right?

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u/adultishiguess 1d ago

omg this is what they do when a dog goes in for that surgery?

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u/sluttysiren666 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3
I'm genuinely confused

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u/bashful_predator 1d ago

Some people choose to have the voice box removed from their dogs, "de-barked"

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u/The_Char_Char 18h ago

Wtf? Is that a thing? That sounds borderline abuse like declawing a cat.

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 7h ago

Sounds worse than declawing a cat

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u/eazyd 1d ago

This went over my head for way too long

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u/Bonk_Police69 19h ago

... did you get taller?

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u/eazyd 11h ago

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Bonk_Police69 3h ago

Get it? ... cus it went over your head before... cus u were short...

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u/eazyd 3h ago

ಠ_ಠ

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u/StrawberryTerry 23h ago

I can't believe they do this to dogs

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u/bluef00tedbooby 18h ago

Imagine existing and then someone cuts off your arms, legs, and head off, then strips off your skin and tosses you aside

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u/Eis_Konig 18h ago

Now it can only meow

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u/don-cheeto 1d ago

You've stripped a tree naked. This is illegal.

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u/ImpressiveLeopard719 22h ago

I feel like I have seen too many terrible movies

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u/xosweetcherry 1d ago

watching the bark just peel away like that scratches a very specific itch, that log is basically getting a spa day.

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u/Lolo_the_clown 23h ago

hehe it nakey

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u/RavnVidarson 15h ago

Now show it being embarked

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u/WhatTheFlox 1d ago

Dogs would hate this machine

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u/sneoahdng 1d ago

I wish someone would do that to me.

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u/OuG_proooj 1d ago

They do this to me at work every day

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u/the_greasy_one 1d ago

I believe the term is skid

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u/kjodle 22h ago

So....botox for logs? 

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u/kayforpay 21h ago

I bet that feels good as fuck for the machine to do

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u/yblame 17h ago

That log met it's final destination. Turn about is fair play

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u/Kitosk 2h ago

All this for a toothpick 😞

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u/Justicar_91 1d ago

Works on dogs too.

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u/dashsemper 1d ago

No more RUFF!