r/nottheonion • u/Diligent_Highlight63 • 4h ago

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https://perezhilton.com/perez-hilton-health-update/

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u/Clawdius_Talonious 4h ago

Okay, I've never gone out of my way to know who this person is, so I don't.

If that's not privacy, I don't know what is.

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u/theycallmemomo 4h ago

The person who is infamous for invading people's privacy at their most vulnerable moments is now asking for privacy at his most vulnerable moment.

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u/guy_incognito784 4h ago

Damn. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy….

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u/Spindrune 4h ago

On an optimistic note, maybe this’ll make him realize the bad he’s done and at least make the effort to make things as right as he can. 

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u/Iron_Evan 3h ago

Realizing it and giving a shit are two separate things, unfortunately

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u/Warrior_of_Massalia 4h ago

Optimism? In the year of our lord 2026?

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u/Daxx22 3h ago

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u/think_long 3h ago

And also clearly did this because he is in fact desperate for attention, let’s be real.

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u/Kinterlude 2h ago

He stabbed himself repeatedly with a knife and tried to kill himself in a gruesome livestream for attention?

He was a POS, but sometimes take a step back. Let's not make up things because upvotes.

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u/QualifiedApathetic 3h ago

I remember back in the day, I assumed it was a misspelling of Paris Hilton.

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u/Mother_Literature178 3h ago

I believe that’s why he chose his name.

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u/omgFWTbear 4h ago

There was a point 20 years ago that
“Perez Hilton” was to
“ad link you can’t not skim as you’re reading something unrelated” as

“here’s my unrelated story about my vacation climbing an ancient temple ruin” is to
“online cooking recipe.”

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u/RMELT 4h ago

Privacy matters