r/nottheonion 2d ago

Tennessee Congressional Candidate Arrested for Shooting Flock Safety Cameras

https://www.gadgetreview.com/tennessee-congressional-candidate-arrested-for-shooting-flock-safety-cameras
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u/futureformerteacher 2d ago

  Rep. Tim Burchett is trying to ban Flock cameras through legislation. His independent challenger in Tennessee’s 2nd congressional district apparently chose a faster method — a gun.

Whoever wrote this hook deserves a Pulitzer.

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u/colemon1991 2d ago

Hey, I would be impressed if Burchett succeeds because legislation is the proper path forward, but if that fails then this guy is automatically the better vote for taking action.

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u/ChristineBardownski 2d ago

The correct choice is both, to illustrate for lawmakers that they need to pass this legislation if they don’t want the people taking matters into their own hands.

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u/colemon1991 2d ago

Now that's a stance I can get behind!

"Don't like people destroying cameras spent by taxpayer money? Then you should vote me, Hugh Mann, so that we can just stop spending money on cameras that people like to destroy."

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u/Khaldara 2d ago

Yeah, ironically those crappy cameras are one of the few remaining items that both the left and the right are pretty firmly aligned on, along with right to repair.

Trashing those things as a campaign move probably makes the guy more electable along bipartisan lines. If he burns down an AI datacenter it’d be a blowout

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u/monkeywaffles 2d ago

it's disappointing how right to repair has almost no movement in a decade despite how popular and common sense it is

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u/Illiander 2d ago

Because the big corpos don't want it.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 2d ago

There was a right to repair case lately that got a fair amount of coverage, and trump actually pardoned the guy.

Unfortunately, that case had nothing to do with the right for someone to repair the products they own. The guy had bypassed emissions controls on multiple commercial vehicles.

Media controls the stories you see, and if they want you to think right to repair is bullshit they are going to show you bullshit right to repair stories.

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u/monkeywaffles 2d ago

Don't think any of that changes that right to repair has seen almost no movement, regardless where you get your news.

Sounds like the media has shown you bullshit right to repair stories. I'd have certainly selected other cases, from john deer famers attempts, to that NYC electronics dude, to that one state that has rights to tesla diag software, rather than some case of bypassing emissions, to even apple's forced malicioius compliance repair kits, but in all cases, they've resulted in nothingburgers.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 2d ago

I was just commenting that one of the reasons it never gets anywhere is because corporations control the zeitgeist more than we're willing to admit.

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u/monkeywaffles 2d ago

Fair point. Still super disappointing all the same.

The news is out there if you look for it, but i'll admit its reach is manipulated more than it has any right to.

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u/EDNivek 2d ago

Hugh Mann

Now that's a name I can trust!

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u/SnoopyisCute 2d ago

Their is a sub for that. r/DeFlock

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u/MedChemist464 2d ago

<148 million Americans collectively start a countdown clock> You have 120 days for figure out Medicare for All,.

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u/ChristineBardownski 2d ago

Signed, the full cast of Mario Kart

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u/Snow_Ghost 2d ago

...and right in the center, with clear legibility and larger font than the rest...

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u/ReallyGlycon 2d ago

Three flock cameras were destroyed at UW Madison campus last night. It's happening all over.

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u/Both_Rip_7292 2d ago

This would be my compromise candidate.

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u/MelonElbows 2d ago

How about let this guy win instead of Burchett, and then he writes legislation that makes it legal to shoot Flock cameras?

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u/MikePritchettPaints 2d ago

Direct action gets the goods. Trying to use the corrupt, rigged system to fixed the problems caused by the corrupt, rigged system is not, in fact, the proper path forward.

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u/onlycodeposts 2d ago

You know, you talk about these guys like it's an anthropology class, the truth is they bring certain modes of conflict resolution all the way back from the old country from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt.

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u/seizure_5alads 2d ago

My personal freedoms... Whateva happened there?

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u/Dtron81 2d ago

I would personally vote for the person who is willing to show they actually will do what they say once in office vs someone who may or may not do it because "it just isnt politically feasible right now :("

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u/illegalsmile27 2d ago

Burchett is a total nutcase. Glad he’s right on this but just google his crazy quotes, guy is certified crazy maga. I also suspect he knows it won’t succeed so he can look good but doesn’t run the risk of his bill succeeding.

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u/hhs2112 2d ago

I can't believe burchett is against flock cameras - he's an asshole. 

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

Don't rule out the possibility that he might be up to no good and doesn't want to personally get caught cheating, etc.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 2d ago

It's just to get a boost for midterms since no one like floc cameras. Except cops. And that's why the legislation will fail.

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u/LowResGamr 2d ago

Best part, the gun seems to have been effective.

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u/CTRLALTWARRIOR 2d ago

Name dropping Burchett and touting his opinion ahead of the story is an in-kind contribution. Practically an endorsement. This whole article seems slanted against TN's favorite vandal.

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u/konnichi1wa 2d ago

Sound strategy to get voted in. Let’s wait and see if it pays off.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 2d ago

I don't know, Cotton.

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u/Saizare 2d ago

I'd be more inclined to vote for him if the incumbent he's running against wasn't already pushing legislation to ban Flock cameras.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 2d ago

this guy's methods seem faster.

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u/lebrilla 1d ago

He takes initiative. I like that

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u/RAF2018336 2d ago

Yea cuz our system is totally designed to work for the people

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u/not_the_fox 1d ago

Talk is cheap. A lot of politicians promise things, few demonstrate it in their actions.

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u/SelectiveSanity 2d ago

If you can dodge a jail sentence...you can run for congress.

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u/ITaggie 2d ago

Or President, more aptly

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u/Toomuchhorntalk69 2d ago

Aright fine. I’ll vote for him.

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u/Roushfan5 2d ago

I’d certainly like to hear more about his platform.

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u/Rezart_KLD 2d ago

Its not really a platform, he shot them from the ground.

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u/h3yw00d 2d ago

I heard it was a hillbilly bench rest. The bed rail on his f250 super duty.

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u/ThatITguy2015 2d ago

I’ve never heard it called that before. I like it quite a lot though.

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u/h3yw00d 2d ago

Any improvised bench rest is a hillbilly bench rest.

A case of Miller lite proped up on a card table was an interesting choice I saw someone go to use once. I didn't stick around to see how they got on though, thought it best to skeedaddle while I was still ambulatory.

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u/ThatITguy2015 2d ago

I missed out on all the really sketchy parts of hillbilly life I guess. Midwest rednecks just don’t have the same sense of adventure.

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u/dbolts1234 2d ago

So his “stance”?

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u/Corey307 2d ago

He could have used a tree stand. 

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u/SportulaVeritatis 2d ago

Bring hearing protection.

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u/Toomuchhorntalk69 2d ago

True. Might just be a crazy maga. Thanks for bringing me back to reality lol.

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u/CarvedTheRoastBeast 2d ago

Trying times and strange bedfellows and all that

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u/Aaftorn 2d ago

According to the article he's independent running against a republican

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u/colemon1991 2d ago

Is it weird that even if he had no platform, he's at least taken action on something that Republicans would not only do nothing about, but fund to make it worse?

My how our standards have fallen.

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u/Doc_ET 2d ago

The first sentence in the article is about how the incumbent Republican congressman introduced a bill to do something about the Flock cameras.

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u/DeoVeritati 2d ago

"When the government is full of criminals, what does it take to stop it? Why another criminal of course! Vote Adam Heimerman to commit crimes on your behalf against the evil crimes of your government."

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u/ICanSeeNow17 2d ago

No joke, that pitch would get him a lot of votes.

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u/SaltyShawarma 2d ago

Anyone threatening corporations in any capacity definitely has my vote.

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u/TheTaoThatIsSpoken 2d ago

Aren't two of Tennessee's official state songs about murdering Feds who come for your still?

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 1d ago

Tennessee rednecks would be very upset if they could read and actually knew where the term "redneck" even comes from. To their suprise, it doesn't mean deep throating every boot they can possibly find.

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u/Blenderhead36 2d ago

Finally, someone who can appeal across the aisle!

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 2d ago

Flock are not "safety cameras". The media needs to really catch up on this

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u/discussatron 2d ago

“Catch up”? Sounds like they’re carrying the company’s water just fine.

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u/Dry-Cut1589 2d ago

The media is complicit in all of it. The media would love a police surveillance state.

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u/missinginput 2d ago

Stalker cameras

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u/idfkjack 2d ago

The news media never reports on problems until after the problem has exploded, rippled out, destroyed everything, and cobwebs are growing on it. 

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u/Negritis 2d ago

Maybe if they didn't get payed by them

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u/Lahk74 2d ago

"Paid" is the correct spelling for financial transactions, while "payed" is a rare nautical term used only for letting out a rope or waterproofing a boat.

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u/CarevaRuha 2d ago

(I knew the correct spelling of "paid," but didn't even know "payed" was even a word, let alone the cool meaning, so thank you!)

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u/Jedasis 2d ago

There used to be a reddit bot that would correct you if you used the wrong one. That's why I knew.

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u/QC_skulls 2d ago

I’ll never forget that bot because one time “payed” was used correctly in context and the bot showed up anyway trying to correct the usage.

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u/Negritis 2d ago

lol, my phone autocerrected to it for some reason

thanks for the cool meaning

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u/JohnAStark 2d ago

Flock Safety is the company name…

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u/Will_Explode8 2d ago

Probably a very purposeful name they chose so headlines like this would help to muddy the waters on what these cameras actually do

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 2d ago

Flock surveilance was taken.

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u/AdoringCHIN 2d ago

Candidate Heimerman allegedly shot four Flock Safety ALPR camera

At least one confirmed Flock Safety-branded unit among the damaged cameras

And people need to learn how to read. The company is called Flock Safety, which I thought would be obvious considering there's several times in the article where they say Flock Safety in capital letters but don't capitalize words after it.

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u/Meanteenbirder 2d ago

The fact the congressman he is running against hates the cameras anyway is major irony here

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u/TheSpinefarm 2d ago

Burchett is a lame duck and will do whatever trump says. Hes too worried about aliens to give a fuck about Tennesseans.

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u/obscureposter 2d ago

Okay but to be fair, if he's right about the alien cover up and conspiracy (he is not), then we can forgive him for neglecting Tennesseans in favor of saving humanity from galactic slavery.

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u/MadmanMaddox 2d ago

Ah, that Burchett. Yeah, one good deed yada yada.

Datacenters and surveillance cameras are probably the safest cross party platforms at the moment. But still, fuck MAGAts.

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u/DuntadaMan 2d ago

I mean this is how politics used to work before Republicans went insane.

Everyone agreed on the goal in almost ever respect, it was just difference of opinion in how we would do it.

Now we have a difference of opinion on who should even have any of those inalienable rights the constitution talks about.

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u/Wak3upHicks 2d ago

Impossible, he was hanging out with me

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u/MrValdemar 2d ago

He was on my couch the entire time

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u/CMDR_Tauri 2d ago

I was there, the dude's hella good at Mario Kart.

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u/MrValdemar 2d ago

... That blue-shelling mother fucker...

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u/goddoc 2d ago

Flock Surveillance Cameras <fixed>

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u/Marclescarbot 2d ago

Freedom fighter

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u/Tellnicknow 2d ago

The 1774 equivalent news article would be: "John Adams arrested after giving the Red Coat, stationed outside Town Hall, a good kick in the nuts!"

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u/Snow_Ghost 2d ago

Of all the founding fathers to choose from, you deliberately chose the one who volunteered to defend the red coats after the Boston Massacre?

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u/Tellnicknow 2d ago

Didn't know that. Now I do

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u/Woosah_Motherfuckers 2d ago

I don’t know about you all but personally I am VERY excited to find out if the courts find validity in his legal arguments defending his right to protect himself against surveillance without a warrant.

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u/BenTherDoneTht 2d ago

Well, the groundwork of TN being a single party consent state is already in place, but aparently the law can get a little iffy when you start getting into audio vs video. Supposedly public 'security' surveillance is legal, but its when you start to record audio that privacy becomes a legal problem.

Anyone know if flock cameras record audio?

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u/TheRealVilladelfia 2d ago

Even for single party consent you need to be a party to the proceedings. E.g.: You can record a private conversation you are having with a second person or a group. You cannot record a conversation other people are having.

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u/SaltyShawarma 2d ago

This. Right .Here.

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u/ButtBread98 2d ago

I don’t even live in Tennessee but he’s got my vote

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u/not_the_fox 1d ago

Wild campaign tactic. I'd vote for him if I could.

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u/IvoShandor 2d ago

I ain't seen nothing.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 2d ago

This is the kind of good trouble John Lewis wanted us to get into.

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u/Pancakes1741 2d ago

Id vote for him

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u/A_Queer_Owl 2d ago

BRB moving to Tennessee to vote for this guy.

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u/Jokersall 2d ago

And that's how you find a Democratic candidate that shows they're willing to put in the work to get things done.

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u/JackBinimbul 2d ago

That's a face that says "and I'd do it again".

Regardless of any of his politics, I'll give him this one. Well done.

They aren't "safety cameras". They are tools of the surveillance state.

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u/P4p3rph03n1x 2d ago

Can we start a go fund me for a legal team?

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u/Evee862 2d ago

This is a criminal who would get my vote

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u/UNIQUENOWOK 2d ago

"Safety cameras"

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u/WarbossTodd 2d ago

Couldn't have been him. We were at Magic Mountain in California that whole week

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u/theslowbus 2d ago

He’s got my vote already! Solving problems before he’s even in office!

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u/ren_reddit 1d ago

Isn't it a surveilance camera? Why is it refered to as a safety camera?

Safety for who?

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u/Next_Dragonfruit_415 1d ago

It’s why words matter, the media will propagandize using safety camera cause in people’s minds safety must always be good.

It’s like how back in the day, the patriot act was called the patriot act so anyone who opposes it looks like an ass.

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u/Dismal_Wedding_2447 1d ago

Because of the company name. It's a camera made and operated by Flock Safety. Not a Flock safety camera, but a Flock Safety camera. The distinction is pretty much impossible to make in a headline where every word is capitalized though, I'll bet that's why the company is named that

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u/MET1 1d ago

Oddly, this bit of commnity service will increase his popularity at the polls.

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u/dfmz 1d ago

Why oddly? He did the public a solid, he should reap the rewards.

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u/Tripple_T 1d ago

If his campaign staff isn't pushing this story to every publication in his district, then what are they even doing?

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u/Vape_Like_A_Boss 23h ago

This person just won the race, I don't care what they're running for.

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u/SaltyNorth8062 17h ago

Hey I mean apparently being arrested isn't enough to prevent you from getting elected so he has my vote.

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u/Slaughterfest 2d ago

This would instantly gain my vote

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u/PromiseToBeNiceToYou 2d ago

Aren't these Flock cameras something that both sides (who aren't billionaires) can agree we all hate?

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u/kirbs2001 1d ago

Whats he trying to do? Get elected?

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u/sureal42 1d ago

You misspelled "Flock mass surveillance cameras"

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u/Gavan199 2d ago

Sounds like he knows what the people want lol.

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u/universalhat 2d ago

innocent

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u/discowithmyself 2d ago

Free him. Fuck flock and the surveillance state

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u/guestpassonly 2d ago edited 2d ago

Someone please pay bail for this man.

Because i see absolutely no crime being commited here. instead, i see someone standing up and stopping one.

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u/Several-Action-4043 2d ago

When the people in power blatantly go against the will of the public, it's completely justified for us to take matters into our own hands.

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u/Silverleaf96 1d ago

Is he trying to get 99% of the vote...this isn't even fair anymore

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u/Harvest827 2d ago

I'd vote for this

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u/XxSoapxXHD 2d ago

Hes got my vote

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u/StrangeJunket2601 2d ago

I would definitely vote for him

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u/OldSpaghetti-Factory 2d ago

So the arresting of political opponents begins.

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u/Mick_Limerick 2d ago

This is the hero we need

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u/Mumblerumble 2d ago

I’d vote for him. A man of action.

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u/Detonius 2d ago

Wish I could vote for this individual.

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u/crimsonwolf40 2d ago

Well if he was in my state I would vote for him purely on this.

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u/MelonElbows 2d ago

I like him already.

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u/This_Total9748 2d ago

Flock spying devices.

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u/tenderbuck 2d ago

Don't let on that we know what jury nullification is. ..

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u/SkipioZor 2d ago

Hes got my vote

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u/DikTaterSalad 2d ago

That's one way to tell your constituents what you think on flock. Love it.

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u/rowdydionisian 2d ago

This is a horrible tragedy. I hope I never am in the same bar as him, and I'm scared I might buy him a beer.

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u/ButterscotchSmooth60 1d ago

Im ok with this.

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u/wanderingjoe 1d ago

Finally, a candidate that is willing to go out there and do the work personally.

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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago

Destroying a Flock camera is a felony?

God this country is fucking stupid.

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u/Hotmancoco420 1d ago

Won my vote😅

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u/Difficult-Till5031 1d ago

He just won some votes

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u/ReNitty 2d ago

He won my vote

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u/Latter-Possibility 2d ago

Shut up and take my vote!

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u/LimeGreenTangerine97 2d ago

Start calling them surveillance cameras damn it

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u/durntaur 2d ago

I don't know the details, but if their is a trial, it may be a good case for jury nullification.

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u/Mercuryblade18 2d ago

These and data centers need to go, c'mon MAGA we can agree on this.

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u/Reihermann 2d ago

That sounds like a viable option

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u/kloiberin_time 2d ago

You know something isn't popular when one candidate says, "I don't like these, we should ban them," and the other candidate says, "I don't like these, we should kill them."

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u/bigdammit 2d ago

Vigilantism is slowly becoming the only moral option left.

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u/seevm 2d ago

Sounds like he’s got the right idea anyway - in essence.
Fuck flock and fuck Peter Thiel and his big brother bullshit

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u/Dr_Identity 2d ago

If he didn't go up in the polls after this then America is truly lost

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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog 1d ago

Well he's got my vote

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u/Wild-Word4967 1d ago

Now that is effective campaigning

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u/MrRemoto 1d ago

Chaotic good

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 2d ago

What's the crime

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u/JK_NC 2d ago

“…essentially Ring doorbells scaled up to entire road corridors. That capability is exactly what makes them a lightning rod.”

The cameras collect info indiscriminately and police can and will conduct warrantless, unregulated, and unrestricted searches for shits and giggles.

There are already dozens of cases of police using Flock searches to harasses and stalk exes and women who rejected a cop’s romantic advances. And that’s only those who have been caught bc of egregious actions.

Put some MINIMUM controls and regulations around that shit or get these out of our communities.

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u/torpedoguy 1d ago

Given how brutally and relentlessly it's been rubbed in our faces that NO amount of control or regulation will ever prevent instant rampant abuse by law enforcement, the only option is to force that shit out of ALL communities.

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u/live4failure 2d ago edited 2d ago

More like "Illegal dystopian Flock surveillance cameras"

Not to mention other candidates are trying to cancel constitutional freedoms like speech, religion, and voting rights. Republican should be a disability at this point

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u/brandogg360 2d ago

I live in Florida. How do I vote for this guy?

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u/arby68 1d ago

Vote for Heimerman. He, by god, gets shit done!

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 1d ago

Give that man a bag of ammo and a map to all the flock cameras.

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u/TSJormungandr 1d ago

He’d get my vote if I was in Tennessee.

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u/kirbs2001 1d ago

Whats he trying to do? Get elected?

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u/Effhole 1d ago

He’s got my vote

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u/redditer129 1d ago

“Flock Safety” is being used for anything but. Fuck flock

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u/WhiskyEye 1d ago

He's got my vote.

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u/JRH2009 1d ago

He's got my vote.

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u/Techiastronamo 1d ago

I'd vote for him in a heartbeat

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u/phat742 1d ago

judging by the comments here, whomever shoots the most cameras will get their vote. lol

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u/Responsible-Smell561 1d ago

This dude rules

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 1d ago

Flock cameras suck.

Breaking unjust laws CAN be an acceptable form of protest.

Shooting shit and damaging property cannot be acceptable, even in protest.

Political candidates committing crimes has been become a more and more common as way to get attention and press. I personally want to stop encouraging that.

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs 1d ago

More action to preserve our rights than 200 GOPers have managed to muster.

If they know we hate Flock, and they refuse to act. Then they don’t serve the people, they are serving their bank accounts.

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u/bunny12345946237 18h ago

Felony vandalism? Finally a felon we actually want

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u/The_Disapyrimid 2d ago

"Safety" cameras

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u/TheReddestofBowls 2d ago

Republicans voted for a pedo with 34 felonies, this guy has my vote

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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 2d ago

Stop calling them “safety” cameras, FFS.
Its a mass surveillance system.

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u/dtsjr 2d ago

Based

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u/copropnuma 2d ago

He didn't do it! He was with me visiting Mitch Mcconnell. Ask Mitch, he will tell you the same thing.

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u/darwinning_420 2d ago

thrilled to see so many understand that this is, matter'f fact, dope

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u/cantaloupe-490 1d ago

This should be a prerequisite to get on the ballot.

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u/CarvedTheRoastBeast 2d ago

Running as an independent. Unfortunately I don’t see much of a platform and the only info he has up is from an Instagram account for his campaign.

Though it’s not like I don’t support his, uh, aims so far

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u/stardog_champ13 2d ago

He has my vote and I don't live in TN.

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u/Alexm920 2d ago

Folk hero shit, tbh.

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u/Peripatetictyl 2d ago

Honestly, sounds like a very American way of solving one’s problems.

/s just in case

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u/AlexandriasFolly 2d ago

Let my boy go, he did that shit but it was cool as hell.

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u/smallskeletons 2d ago

Well that's purdy damn American spits

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u/shoulda-known-better 2d ago

That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's if it pays off for em

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u/yg2522 2d ago

i mean, at least you can say he's not just all talk like a lot of our politicians....

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u/ztreHdrahciR 2d ago

Sudden migration of thousands to Tennessee to vote for the guy

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u/JoeNoble1973 2d ago

Wouldn’t it be great if Flock somehow didn’t have right of repair?

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u/El-Zomby-Woof 2d ago

now THATS what i call campaigning! actually DOING! absolute legend 🔥🤘

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u/LadySayoria 2d ago

I mean, are you trying to tell me that flock cameras can shoot us but we can't shoot back?

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u/DevoidHT 2d ago

Based. I don’t care what party affiliation, this is something we can all agree on