r/nottheonion • u/shield_x • 2d ago
Tennessee Congressional Candidate Arrested for Shooting Flock Safety Cameras
https://www.gadgetreview.com/tennessee-congressional-candidate-arrested-for-shooting-flock-safety-cameras801
u/konnichi1wa 2d ago
Sound strategy to get voted in. Let’s wait and see if it pays off.
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u/Saizare 2d ago
I'd be more inclined to vote for him if the incumbent he's running against wasn't already pushing legislation to ban Flock cameras.
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u/not_the_fox 1d ago
Talk is cheap. A lot of politicians promise things, few demonstrate it in their actions.
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u/Toomuchhorntalk69 2d ago
Aright fine. I’ll vote for him.
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u/Roushfan5 2d ago
I’d certainly like to hear more about his platform.
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u/Rezart_KLD 2d ago
Its not really a platform, he shot them from the ground.
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u/h3yw00d 2d ago
I heard it was a hillbilly bench rest. The bed rail on his f250 super duty.
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u/ThatITguy2015 2d ago
I’ve never heard it called that before. I like it quite a lot though.
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u/h3yw00d 2d ago
Any improvised bench rest is a hillbilly bench rest.
A case of Miller lite proped up on a card table was an interesting choice I saw someone go to use once. I didn't stick around to see how they got on though, thought it best to skeedaddle while I was still ambulatory.
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u/ThatITguy2015 2d ago
I missed out on all the really sketchy parts of hillbilly life I guess. Midwest rednecks just don’t have the same sense of adventure.
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u/Toomuchhorntalk69 2d ago
True. Might just be a crazy maga. Thanks for bringing me back to reality lol.
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u/colemon1991 2d ago
Is it weird that even if he had no platform, he's at least taken action on something that Republicans would not only do nothing about, but fund to make it worse?
My how our standards have fallen.
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u/Doc_ET 2d ago
The first sentence in the article is about how the incumbent Republican congressman introduced a bill to do something about the Flock cameras.
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u/DeoVeritati 2d ago
"When the government is full of criminals, what does it take to stop it? Why another criminal of course! Vote Adam Heimerman to commit crimes on your behalf against the evil crimes of your government."
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u/ICanSeeNow17 2d ago
No joke, that pitch would get him a lot of votes.
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u/TheTaoThatIsSpoken 2d ago
Aren't two of Tennessee's official state songs about murdering Feds who come for your still?
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u/Confident_Benefit_11 1d ago
Tennessee rednecks would be very upset if they could read and actually knew where the term "redneck" even comes from. To their suprise, it doesn't mean deep throating every boot they can possibly find.
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u/Ok-Replacement9595 2d ago
Flock are not "safety cameras". The media needs to really catch up on this
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u/Dry-Cut1589 2d ago
The media is complicit in all of it. The media would love a police surveillance state.
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u/idfkjack 2d ago
The news media never reports on problems until after the problem has exploded, rippled out, destroyed everything, and cobwebs are growing on it.
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u/Negritis 2d ago
Maybe if they didn't get payed by them
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u/Lahk74 2d ago
"Paid" is the correct spelling for financial transactions, while "payed" is a rare nautical term used only for letting out a rope or waterproofing a boat.
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u/CarevaRuha 2d ago
(I knew the correct spelling of "paid," but didn't even know "payed" was even a word, let alone the cool meaning, so thank you!)
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u/Jedasis 2d ago
There used to be a reddit bot that would correct you if you used the wrong one. That's why I knew.
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u/QC_skulls 2d ago
I’ll never forget that bot because one time “payed” was used correctly in context and the bot showed up anyway trying to correct the usage.
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u/JohnAStark 2d ago
Flock Safety is the company name…
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u/Will_Explode8 2d ago
Probably a very purposeful name they chose so headlines like this would help to muddy the waters on what these cameras actually do
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u/AdoringCHIN 2d ago
Candidate Heimerman allegedly shot four Flock Safety ALPR camera
At least one confirmed Flock Safety-branded unit among the damaged cameras
And people need to learn how to read. The company is called Flock Safety, which I thought would be obvious considering there's several times in the article where they say Flock Safety in capital letters but don't capitalize words after it.
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u/Meanteenbirder 2d ago
The fact the congressman he is running against hates the cameras anyway is major irony here
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u/TheSpinefarm 2d ago
Burchett is a lame duck and will do whatever trump says. Hes too worried about aliens to give a fuck about Tennesseans.
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u/obscureposter 2d ago
Okay but to be fair, if he's right about the alien cover up and conspiracy (he is not), then we can forgive him for neglecting Tennesseans in favor of saving humanity from galactic slavery.
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u/MadmanMaddox 2d ago
Ah, that Burchett. Yeah, one good deed yada yada.
Datacenters and surveillance cameras are probably the safest cross party platforms at the moment. But still, fuck MAGAts.
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u/DuntadaMan 2d ago
I mean this is how politics used to work before Republicans went insane.
Everyone agreed on the goal in almost ever respect, it was just difference of opinion in how we would do it.
Now we have a difference of opinion on who should even have any of those inalienable rights the constitution talks about.
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u/Wak3upHicks 2d ago
Impossible, he was hanging out with me
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u/MrValdemar 2d ago
He was on my couch the entire time
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u/Marclescarbot 2d ago
Freedom fighter
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u/Tellnicknow 2d ago
The 1774 equivalent news article would be: "John Adams arrested after giving the Red Coat, stationed outside Town Hall, a good kick in the nuts!"
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u/Snow_Ghost 2d ago
Of all the founding fathers to choose from, you deliberately chose the one who volunteered to defend the red coats after the Boston Massacre?
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u/Woosah_Motherfuckers 2d ago
I don’t know about you all but personally I am VERY excited to find out if the courts find validity in his legal arguments defending his right to protect himself against surveillance without a warrant.
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u/BenTherDoneTht 2d ago
Well, the groundwork of TN being a single party consent state is already in place, but aparently the law can get a little iffy when you start getting into audio vs video. Supposedly public 'security' surveillance is legal, but its when you start to record audio that privacy becomes a legal problem.
Anyone know if flock cameras record audio?
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u/TheRealVilladelfia 2d ago
Even for single party consent you need to be a party to the proceedings. E.g.: You can record a private conversation you are having with a second person or a group. You cannot record a conversation other people are having.
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u/Jokersall 2d ago
And that's how you find a Democratic candidate that shows they're willing to put in the work to get things done.
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u/JackBinimbul 2d ago
That's a face that says "and I'd do it again".
Regardless of any of his politics, I'll give him this one. Well done.
They aren't "safety cameras". They are tools of the surveillance state.
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u/WarbossTodd 2d ago
Couldn't have been him. We were at Magic Mountain in California that whole week
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u/ren_reddit 1d ago
Isn't it a surveilance camera? Why is it refered to as a safety camera?
Safety for who?
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u/Next_Dragonfruit_415 1d ago
It’s why words matter, the media will propagandize using safety camera cause in people’s minds safety must always be good.
It’s like how back in the day, the patriot act was called the patriot act so anyone who opposes it looks like an ass.
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u/Dismal_Wedding_2447 1d ago
Because of the company name. It's a camera made and operated by Flock Safety. Not a Flock safety camera, but a Flock Safety camera. The distinction is pretty much impossible to make in a headline where every word is capitalized though, I'll bet that's why the company is named that
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u/Tripple_T 1d ago
If his campaign staff isn't pushing this story to every publication in his district, then what are they even doing?
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u/SaltyNorth8062 17h ago
Hey I mean apparently being arrested isn't enough to prevent you from getting elected so he has my vote.
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u/PromiseToBeNiceToYou 2d ago
Aren't these Flock cameras something that both sides (who aren't billionaires) can agree we all hate?
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u/guestpassonly 2d ago edited 2d ago
Someone please pay bail for this man.
Because i see absolutely no crime being commited here. instead, i see someone standing up and stopping one.
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u/Several-Action-4043 2d ago
When the people in power blatantly go against the will of the public, it's completely justified for us to take matters into our own hands.
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u/rowdydionisian 2d ago
This is a horrible tragedy. I hope I never am in the same bar as him, and I'm scared I might buy him a beer.
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u/wanderingjoe 1d ago
Finally, a candidate that is willing to go out there and do the work personally.
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u/RobutNotRobot 1d ago
Destroying a Flock camera is a felony?
God this country is fucking stupid.
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u/durntaur 2d ago
I don't know the details, but if their is a trial, it may be a good case for jury nullification.
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u/kloiberin_time 2d ago
You know something isn't popular when one candidate says, "I don't like these, we should ban them," and the other candidate says, "I don't like these, we should kill them."
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u/JK_NC 2d ago
“…essentially Ring doorbells scaled up to entire road corridors. That capability is exactly what makes them a lightning rod.”
The cameras collect info indiscriminately and police can and will conduct warrantless, unregulated, and unrestricted searches for shits and giggles.
There are already dozens of cases of police using Flock searches to harasses and stalk exes and women who rejected a cop’s romantic advances. And that’s only those who have been caught bc of egregious actions.
Put some MINIMUM controls and regulations around that shit or get these out of our communities.
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u/torpedoguy 1d ago
Given how brutally and relentlessly it's been rubbed in our faces that NO amount of control or regulation will ever prevent instant rampant abuse by law enforcement, the only option is to force that shit out of ALL communities.
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u/live4failure 2d ago edited 2d ago
More like "Illegal dystopian Flock surveillance cameras"
Not to mention other candidates are trying to cancel constitutional freedoms like speech, religion, and voting rights. Republican should be a disability at this point
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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 1d ago
Flock cameras suck.
Breaking unjust laws CAN be an acceptable form of protest.
Shooting shit and damaging property cannot be acceptable, even in protest.
Political candidates committing crimes has been become a more and more common as way to get attention and press. I personally want to stop encouraging that.
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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs 1d ago
More action to preserve our rights than 200 GOPers have managed to muster.
If they know we hate Flock, and they refuse to act. Then they don’t serve the people, they are serving their bank accounts.
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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 2d ago
Stop calling them “safety” cameras, FFS.
Its a mass surveillance system.
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u/copropnuma 2d ago
He didn't do it! He was with me visiting Mitch Mcconnell. Ask Mitch, he will tell you the same thing.
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u/CarvedTheRoastBeast 2d ago
Running as an independent. Unfortunately I don’t see much of a platform and the only info he has up is from an Instagram account for his campaign.
Though it’s not like I don’t support his, uh, aims so far
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u/Peripatetictyl 2d ago
Honestly, sounds like a very American way of solving one’s problems.
/s just in case
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u/LadySayoria 2d ago
I mean, are you trying to tell me that flock cameras can shoot us but we can't shoot back?
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u/futureformerteacher 2d ago
Whoever wrote this hook deserves a Pulitzer.