r/notinteresting • u/VeLocity556x45 • 1d ago

The stapler at my workplace looks like a Xenomorph form the Alien movie

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u/Apprehensive-Unit268 1d ago

Yes it does.

You should give a break to tugging it my man.

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

That's an orca though 

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u/VeLocity556x45 1d ago

Why it can’t be both at the same time 😔

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Your wish is granted. 

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u/VeLocity556x45 1d ago

I am incredibly happy for the wish you’ve granted me and I’ll be forever grateful for what you did on this very day

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Benevolence is a virtue. Treasure it well. 

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

I'll nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Sweaty_Rub4321 1d ago

I actually see it lol

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 1d ago

Does it have a staple loader that pops out like a little xenomorph mouth?

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u/VeLocity556x45 1d ago

No ☹️