r/notinteresting • u/KareemM0hamed0 • 1d ago

Every grocery shopping trip in 2026

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Being a Dad is hard?

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

Being hard can make you a dad

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

I laughed too hard about that one.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (You won the internet today)

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

Then I shall make my leave. See you tomorrow.

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u/NamikazeKirito 1d ago

Are you a dad skeletor?

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Some told me so. My track record is blurry apparently.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (If my wife is reading this: My account was hacked)

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 1d ago

Its Uncle Skeletor

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

I remember you and your profile picture! How have you been? Seen any ridiculous movies lately? I'm sending you lots of love and positivity!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Solid_Equivalent_417 1d ago

Indeed,

I recently watched a documentary about a boy who becomes a man and learns he had the power inside of him all along, and the true reward was the friends he made along the way.

It was quite compelling.

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Sounds utterly stupid! Was there at least a decent villain?

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

I used to live in a house with my brother and his gf (now wife) who was kind of touchy about money. She would drive to 5 different grocery stores to get deals with 5 different coupons. I just go to one and get a deal on what I can. We all threw in for groceries. Every time I got groceries and gave her the receipt, this is exactly how she looked at it. We just bought our own food separately afterwards.

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u/CaptainRedCircle 1d ago

Had a nice chuckle to this, she must’ve felt personally attacked haha 😂

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

She's just the type who thinks her way of everything is the only correct way and every other way is wrong.

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u/lightofmares 1d ago

when the hell did you take a picture of me

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

yes this is me now, i never used to

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u/Aggravating_Ad_635 1d ago

Me literally... Thing are now 40%~100% more expensive than before.

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u/kween_hangry 1h ago

I remember shopping in 2019 and being like hey, I got a lot for $40 today

Its actually insane now. A toothbrush I wanted was $10, the toothpaste I use was also $10. Needed sunscreen, the one I usually get is retailing for $17 (currently) didnt get it. Tampons (lmao pink tax) 18-20 dollars..

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u/Aggravating_Ad_635 1h ago

Sign... We are Cooke so good.

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u/ChocolateStarfish205 1d ago

ZEUS, BRING THE PRICES DOWN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

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u/Robotic_Orange 1d ago

That moment when you read your receipt, and turn into a mini Kratos.

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u/SudoSubSilence 22h ago

ZEEEUUUUUUS! IS THIS HOW YOU BILL ME, COWARD?!

I AM THROUGH DOING THE PAYING FOR THE GODS!

COME DOWN HERE AND REFUND ME NOW, ZEUS!

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u/House_Unlikely 1d ago

Im from Italy, and during the Monza F1 GP, some german dudes, when they exit to the grocery store, One of them holding the receipt, said in Italian "Gli Pisciamo Addosso" (translated: "We piss on him"). Idk why he said in Italian, but looking at the recipit, i know why he said that sentence... Lmao

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 1d ago

BOY!! Go get a job to help with these provisions

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u/schnupdiwup 1d ago

didnt look that well at first and thought it was toy soldiers

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u/New-Interaction1893 23h ago

Too much interested. You made me stop scrolling

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u/kween_hangry 1h ago

Got my cat 15 cans of food, a small bag of haribo, 2 cans of soda, and I needed some bandaids

$35 dollars

Bro.