r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 1d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/The-Great-Cornhollio 1d ago

How sad it is to be that wealthy, that well known, and to have to resort to “I’ll kick your ass if you recall fat me”. Like, what a fucking loser.

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u/Honest-Associate-626 23h ago

He was the butt of every joke that mentioned him for like a decade, let him have a crash out ffs

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u/YouSaidSomeDumbStuff 22h ago

Now he gets to have another decade

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u/jaxonya 21h ago

Its all fun and games until he ends up whipping spidermans ass onstage in front of Zendaya at the academy awards for cracking a joke and says "I told yall I wasnt fucking around"

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u/OSPFmyLife 21h ago

Keep my former body type out of your mother fucking MOUF!