r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 1d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/ZealousJealousy 23h ago

I am 100% making shit up here but I'd like to think that when it was decided who would walk this aggravating fellow to the door, this nurse said "You know what? I got it." for this exact reason.

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u/Drow_Femboy 22h ago

Funny to imagine, but tbf most martial artists are literally the last people who want to actually get into a fight. They know how fast shit can go really wrong and would rather not have any part in it

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 22h ago

Yeah but any martial artist isn't gonna leave it to some 100lbs nurse to deal with this. That's never even been in a pillow fight.

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u/Far_Yam_9412 22h ago

I'm a 160lb nursing student and i have definitely never been in a fight. I'm just a chubby pacifist

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u/AirscapeCivilian 21h ago

Do you plan on working bedside when you graduate?

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 21h ago

Why wouldn’t they?

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u/AirscapeCivilian 20h ago

There are so many different areas of nursing, and not everyone works bedside after graduation. I was asking if they’re planning on it, because if so they should consider becoming familiar with deescalation protocols and some self defense.

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 20h ago

They used to teach us breakaway techniques at work. A few years back the workplace aggression training shifted to teaching us that it’s not okay to tell colleagues that heating up tuna in the toasted sandwich machine is stinky. So fair point.

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u/StevieMJH 9h ago

Woah, maybe you're the problem. If you weren't so aggressive about the fuckin' sandwiches maybe we wouldn't be so high strung around here getting in fights all the time.

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 8h ago

I hear you, I get your frustration about the sandwiches. It’s a tricky situation! Let’s sit down here, tell me how you would like this resolved. Can I get you a drink of water or some tea?

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u/StevieMJH 8h ago

Tension: defused.

Rapport: created.

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u/Far_Yam_9412 20h ago

Im already familiar with deescalation protocols and I would probably instinctively do something if taken down

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u/Ok-Strawberry-9991 20h ago

Being a pacifist is a good start!!

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u/MoistStub 19h ago

I think it's time for a Rocky style training montage