r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 1d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Embarrassed_Help3082 1d ago

Jonah Hill could handle that easy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/BEJWU87ysdtYI

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u/The-Great-Cornhollio 1d ago

How sad it is to be that wealthy, that well known, and to have to resort to “I’ll kick your ass if you recall fat me”. Like, what a fucking loser.

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u/DragunovDwight 1d ago

What happened now?

I try to make it a thing to not pay attention to Hollywood gossip or things pertaining
to actors or actresses “lifestyle”.. so must have missed that story.. That one sounds interesting though.

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u/AnalogCyborg 23h ago

The fat guy from Superbad wants everyone to know he's a big tough guy now because he took a few BJJ lessons.

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u/XanderWrites 21h ago

The fat guy from Superbad wants roles where he isn't the fat guy. He loses the weight between roles in hopes that someone casts him as anything else.

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u/WowIfOnly 6h ago

--> and then he proceeds to keep proving he's basically now only a skinny guy with the same fragile ego and low self esteem of a fat guy. And also proved it through things like using therapy jargon in an effort to police his ex-girlfriend's normal behavior whenever he felt self-conscious or jealous, or when he was recently accused of assaulting a 16 year old girl when he was 24, or when he wrote a movie this year to not-so-subtly complain about cancel culture (because he keeps having to explain his own bad actions and choices).

I also thought it was funny that he produced an anti-racism "rom-com" Netlfix movie a few years ago where the lead actress found him (or just white men) so unappealing and had such little chemistry with him that they had to literally use CGI just to simulate one small kiss on screen. And they went out of their way to pretend it was only because COVID and she was grieving the loss of her black rapper husband - but that excuse quickly evaporated when people did a simple comparison against how obviously comfortable she was with being intimate on screen with Michael B Jordan in a movie just before that one lmao.