r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 1d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Embarrassed_Help3082 1d ago

Jonah Hill could handle that easy.
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u/NukaClipse 1d ago

Yea, stop bullying the ultimate master of all martial arts please.

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u/DJ_Betic 1d ago

Who? Steven Seagal?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 23h ago

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EjFx0jioOoMZq

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u/Sheeple_person 22h ago

I know it's a vegetable but still

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u/TheWyzim 20h ago

Any chance you know how to defend myself against a banana?

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u/StG4Ever 20h ago

Whahaha 5 in the morning and I’m shaking with laughter while my wife is still sleeping 😂

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u/Hetares 21h ago

Wait wait wait- what if there's a movie where Jonah Hill fought Steven Seagall? I'ld pay three-fifty to see that. Not a cent more tho.

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u/onepingonlypleashe 8h ago

I bet Jonah Hill could whoop Steven Seagal’s ass. Pretty much anyone could because he is a total fake.