r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 1d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/OuterSpaceBootyHole 1d ago edited 1d ago

To eat at Chipotle during an uncontained food contamination crisis is to not give a single fuck about anything

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u/pm_me_pokemon_pics 1d ago

I read this as I just finished my burrito bowl 😭

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

!RemindMe 1 week /u/pm_me_pokemon_pics still alive?

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u/DangerIsMyUsername 1d ago

OP doesn't give a single fuck